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Barudak posted:Sandwich is just an ounce of cocaine in a plastic bag between two slices of bread You know any white-bread motherfuckers rolling into this neighborhood are just looking to cop.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Talk about going balls out for your wedding  dudeness posted:Just being frugal, why buy a wedding dress when you have a perfectly good birthday suit?
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Lucrece posted:How to GENTLY talk to my bf about the fact that he’s a minute man Either jerk him off first and then get yours in before the second round, have him jerk it earlier in the day, or insist he start taking SSRIs. https://mobile.twitter.com/kyleplantemoji/status/1195195530650898432
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Obviously he should be washing the gloves every time or else use disposable gloves. Eczema can be really intractable and depending on how severe his is it might be that washing his hands every time could cause outbreaks.
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Jan 14, 2020 18:41
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I think some of you don't know anyone with moderate to severe eczema. Generally speaking people who have had it a while have tried literally everything and are just trying to find anything at all that seems to keep it manageable so that their skin isn't a mess of weeping open sores all the time. He's probably been to a dermatologist who told him to soak in the bath for 5-10 minutes and then apply lotion and not wash his hands too often, and then apply some steroid cream anywhere from 1-8 times a day. I have seen people go from being rational to seeking out homeopathic remedies because it is an incredibly annoying and persistent condition.
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Jan 14, 2020 19:58
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Tashilicious posted:two entitled white girls from terfcrime island Terfcrime is a terrible blight on our society. To say nothing of when marauding gangs of second-wave feminists wage terfwars on our streets, with innocent 3rd and 4th wave feminists as well as unsuspecting LGBTQIA and POC catching stray slurs in the crossfire. therobit fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Jan 15, 2020 |
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Jan 15, 2020 07:00
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Shroomie posted:No, it is. "Drink while you shop" has become a new thing in places where it's legal. Feed Meyer, which is a local PNW chain that got bought by Kroger 15 or 20 years ago, has bars now. The bar is always full of boomers trying to watch football while their spouses think they're at the grocery store. Although, this store also has a child care center for while you shop so I could really see some utility there...
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Jan 15, 2020 07:02
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Clawtopsy posted:AITA For Possibly Getting a Teacher In Trouble? So on the teacher post, she's right to draw the boundary but the way she said it to the kid is harsh as gently caress. She's an rear end in a top hat for how she talked to the kid, not for having a boundary.
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Jan 15, 2020 19:54
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Miss posted:Me [22 F] with my roommate [19 F] of two weeks, she is ruining my life but she won't have anywhere to go if I kick her out. She is unbearably inconsiderate, am I over-reacting? Have you considered the fact that it was only verbal abuse towards this person means her ex has the patience of a saint?
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Jan 16, 2020 04:05
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Bruceski posted:That is just terrible random timing with the wedding, mixed with grief emotions. When my dad died a year ago one of my cousins couldn't make it because his fiancee had just lost a relative, and another cousin went to a funeral in the morning for her husband's uncle (...I think, there was a lot of information going on) before driving all day to make it to our evening memorial service. People do what they've gotta do, and we were more focused on being thankful for the ones who made it than hating the ones who couldn't. Have you considered the possibility that your family is cursed?
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Jan 17, 2020 05:05
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Knobb Manwich posted:Immediately blurt out the clashing dates to his grieving girlfriend. Not seeing the clash coming. Thinking there's any chance of going to the wedding if he wants to stay with his gf. Not realising the relationship is already toast, like hell he has a future with his gf when her family are happy to use him as a punching bag. None of that is being an rear end in a top hat, it's just being a little young and socially inept.
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Jan 17, 2020 05:06
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Sorry dude, I can't be quoting any more of your posts, in case the curse is effective even with people you interact with online.
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Jan 17, 2020 05:13
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DemoneeHo posted:My boyfriend (27m) has a phobia of beans and won't let me (27m) eat them, is he being unreasonable? I am getting strong vegetable rapist vibes here.
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Jan 17, 2020 05:24
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pentyne posted:Some people in recovery end up relapsing at the slightest hurdle and someone else feeding you alcohol against your will is like the best possible excuse for "I lost my soberity i might as well enjoy it" after a crazy multi day bender. If seeing a bottle that previously held alcohol used for something else or learning that there was a tiny bit of white wine in a sauce, but not enough to taste sends someone over the edge, they were about to fall off the wagon anyway and looking for an excuse.
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Jan 17, 2020 06:34
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The fact that her friend sold her out means her friend wasn't worth putting her job on the line for. Generally speaking, I don't think people should be allowed to keep the fact that they have a communicable disease from people that they are in contact with who may catch it. I do think people should have compassion for people that are HIV positive and not discriminate against them, but your right to privacy should end where another person's safety begins. therobit fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Jan 18, 2020 |
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Jan 18, 2020 04:58
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Red Baron posted:There was some post where someone spent a truly ludicrous amount of money on like anime figurines or some other preposterously dumb hobby and just for the life of them couldn't figure out how to stop their kids from being taken by CPS. They might also have been hoarders. I know it was here on the forums, or maybe I dreamed it, but I want to say that they might have turned their life around by the end of the saga in a refreshing change of pace. Sounds like maybe Blue Story.
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Jan 18, 2020 05:00
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So what are you trying to say here. 19 states out of 50 have some law on the books. I still don't believe dude is entitled to keep it from his partner and that outing him was probably the right thing to do.
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If you have an office job in tyool 2020 and you aren't finding ways to automate tasks, you are probably someone whose job will be automated.
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ScentOfAnOtaku posted:WIBTA For sending my mom to prison?? Get your deadbeat of a mom arrested. If anyone else is reading this with a similar situation of a family member committing identity theft and credit fraud using your information, please realize that if you never pay the debt and file a police report, you can dispute it and get the debt removed from your credit bureau. Relatives that steal your identity are not worth protecting, and your whole family will be better off if they are in jail. Once they have your information, they will run the same scam over and over unless they happen to be incarcerated.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for getting my husband kicked out of the delivery room? LOL what a trashy idiot of a husband with a trashy idiot of a mom. Edit: OP should seek a restraining order against her mother in law. If her husband tries to stop her she should tell the cops he hit her. therobit fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Jan 19, 2020 |
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Jan 19, 2020 04:05
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:gently caress you. This poo poo cheapens the accounts of actual victims of physical abuse. Holy poo poo, gently caress you. Finally enough of a reason to add your stupid rear end to my ignore list. Jesus christ. Lol nice meltdown. That post was about as serious as the ones above and below it saying to kill the guy. At least, I DON'T THINK those posters literally think she should murder her husband. Maybe they do and the thread is completely full of psychopaths.
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Mushmouth posted:Yeah I know. It sounds like you may have some codependency issues. Addicts will let you down every single time. My family has quite a few of them. I have only ever known one who could actually stay sober.long term. The rest always relapsed. Most can't. Go find someone who will love you more than a substance.
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Mushmouth posted:Goddamn that was two years ago, huh? Mushmouth, good progress here. Please find a therapist who can help you sort through all of this. It sounds like whether you recognize it or not you have got some childhood trauma going on here that is coloring your perception of your adult relationships. I started going to therapy several months ago and I and my whole family are better off for it. It is really hard work, and it isn't cheap, but it's worth it.
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The artist post either left out that the kid is severely developmentally delayed orhas a mental health issue, or else it's totally loving fake. That is the type of thing a toddler would do, or maybe a 5 year old if left alone for WAY too long. But it isn't conceivable for that to happen with a neurotypical 9 year old who is mentally well.
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Jan 20, 2020 05:37
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I legit don't get why a dude who's in a relationship would pay a findom. Like, have your wife or girlfriend findom you and she can enjoy the spoils of it. She'll probably be more into it and could even put some by for a nest egg. "Oh gently caress baby jam that money in my Roth IRA! drat it's so full! I can't take anymore in until next year. You'll have to put it in my mutual fund next!" Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I choose to believe that he cheated with a striper, as she originally noted: Sadly we broke it off because he cheated on me on his bachelor party with a striper. This explains the fishy smell. ghost emoji posted:I made a fake paystub and send it to the car dealer (self.legaladvice) IME the dealership will often help facilitate this unless it is so obvious they couldn't deny knowing it is fake.
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Midnight Voyager posted:Findomming often seems to have a component of consenting (??) blackmail. "If you don't pay me, I'll tell your wife." I mean, I guess I'm just too much of a square. We just keep everything within the boundaries of our marriage and if someone wants to try something that is safe, etc we can roleplay it or whatever even if it feels cheesy at first. gently caress dude in the age of the internet people seem to make life harder on themselves.
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I disagree. As a paragon of toxic masculinity myself, I think it is probably actively harmful for a 12 year old girl to watch her mom take responsibility for poo poo her dad broke, take his orders, and fix his mistakes for him. Credit card lady needs to turn her boyfriend into the cops for credit card fraud and then call the credit card company and give them the police report so it isn't on her credit. Then she will probably need to pay for credit monitoring because dude has her ssn and dob and WILL do this again.
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Jan 21, 2020 05:45
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GF's sister is stirring poo poo because she has a crush on the dude.
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Jan 22, 2020 06:34
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Bruceski posted:Psychogenic reactions can be just as deadly. You still get physical reactions from it regardless of the trigger. If they are one of these morons who think they have non-celiac gluten intolerance then nothing of value would be lost.
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Cowslips Warren posted:My stepbrother had a kid right as he was graduating high school. No sweat. First grandkid was mostly raised by his grandparents, and he was about 10 years old when my stepbrother/his dad got married to another woman, and they had a son. So this kid went from being spoiled senseless for 10 years, and overall being a spoiled brat with many grandparents and uncles who catered to him, to suddenly having a sibling, the first grandchild for his mom's side of the family too. And she, unlike his mom, was totally beloved by the family overall. My mom has done this with everyone in my generation when we have our second kid. It's really thoughtful. In her case I think it has to do with the fact that she was a middle child and was only ever given hand-me-downs and control issues by her parents.
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Licarn posted:
Look in the spellbook under "wedding vows."
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LMAO. This guy has to be deep into the spectrum. Seriously though quit any job that makes you travel but won't spring for a separate room.
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At first reading it I thought maybe everyone was going to dye their hair peacock blues and greens, which would be awesome if it worked but those seem like colors that would be hard to get right. I bet that if she had been straight up that she was insecure andworried about being upstaged by her cousin's beautiful hair, then the cousin would have worn a wig for her at least. Most relationship problems are cause by a failure to communicate.
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haveblue posted:He creates the bot and later discovers that his girlfriend has also been using a bot to send "I love you" all this time. They break up but their phones fall in love. The phones get married, and have babies. The second kid comes out a tablet. Her phone hosed a computer on the side. They try and stay together for the kids, but his phone turns into a mean drunk due to all the resentment. Four lives have been destroyed.
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Kill All Cops posted:I guessed the guy's age but I expected the girlfriend to be younger You quoted the part that says they are both men.
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thatguy posted:I drive a dually but I have 2 wheels on one side and 1 on the other please clarify what am I A road/off road bike with a sidecar?
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You're probably feeding her too much, causing her to split out of her skin prematurely. Try doing only one rat per month and see if that helps.
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Lol his girlfriend sounds awful though. Sulking for a whole day because someone messed up a meal while trying to do something nice for you?
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:^Was going to post the Mr. F gif for that one. The closest model Chevrolet would be the Trax with AWD, and MSRP is still 5 grand less than a hybrid Subaru Crosstrek. Plus the extra 3k they save with the discount and the 0% financing that Chevy offers. With that savings you can buy a lot of gas.
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Landlord *twirls mustache*: It's time to pay the rent! OP: But I can't pay the rent! Landlord: But you must pay the rent! OP and BF: But we can't pay the rent! Landlord points to door Landlord's wife, *grabs BF by the arm*: Unless YOU pay the rent! OP: We Can't pay the rent! BF: *bonds over* I'll pay the rent. Op: 
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