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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I eat seat sand all the time dude!

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Invisible Clergy posted:

What the christ is "seat sand"


AITA for eating all the chunks out of ice cream cartons?




"Eat sand". loving autocorrect.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

MarcusSA posted:

Honestly not sure if she means breaking up with him or murdering him.
...both?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
His wife is literally his son's age too lol

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

DuckConference posted:

How much can I afford for a large one-time expense (proposal) on a variable income and how much is a fair price to rent out a restaurant?

Holy poo poo they should make another Dumbest Boy Alive video. loving lmao.

Like that uncle is totally ripping him off too, right? 7 grand for an Applebee's that can't open to the public? Goddam you could easily have a luxury honeymoon on a tropical island for that money once this poo poo is over. What the gently caress.

E: seriously you can have this villa on Bali for a week for yourself for $2k (presumably $6k in the before times)

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Sep 14, 2020

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
SPY puts after they stopped printing
Repeatedly trying to catch the knife and failing

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

PancakeTransmission posted:

And how do you think this guy who can't afford a $7k restaurant for the night is going to pay for return flights from the US to Indonesia in the middle of a pandemic? I dunno about your country, but there are zero international flights into my state at all at the moment. You might be able to get there, but good luck returning!

Lol at this guy for wanting to spend $7k on a girlfriend of 7 months though
Obviously the smart thing to do would be to wait for more than 7 months (and ideally until after the pandemic) to get married but if he really had to be dumb anyway:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Pretty much. I'd expect that this would be film she tested him with. Hey honey let's watch A Serbian Film tonight, knowing he'll blow her off to watch it with his discord buddies.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pope Hilarius II posted:

Strong Republican dad energy here, I bet he has one of those weird Conservative haircuts that look like they've been welded to his skull.
Lol. I can somewhat understand that going to music school to become a drummer might not be the best career path but openly laughing at the teacher and your own child for this is just such a tremendously rear end in a top hat behavior, it's amazing someone would admit to it publicly.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Invisible Clergy posted:

AITA for getting sick every time I visit my partner’s family?


Hm, do you get sick when you eat Korean food outside of your in-laws' house? Does your boyfriend get sick when you go there? Try switching plates with him next time to see if they're poisoning you, like the classic dear prudie.
Maybe they're trying to kill her with food before she kills them all with the ceiling fan

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

PancakeTransmission posted:

Imagine being a failfather. And tell your daughter to unfriend/block dad on social media

Also a failmother, because let's not overlook this part:

quote:

I don’t work and have never worked. 

I hope there's a real medical reason because drat when your 15 year old daughter is the only one feeding the family it might be time to rethink some stuff.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Barudak posted:

Everyone is the rear end in a top hat because no one in this story knows what this song is about

Is it like afternoon delight?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for not showing up to my dad's funeral after making him will me 50% of his assets as a condition to be there for his family?
Not the rear end in a top hat but likely to get their rear end in a top hat sued for not holding up their side of the agreement

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Bonster posted:

Why not?

It would make the other dogs super horny

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Ghost Leviathan posted:

They sell underwear in five packs for a reason

Extreme frugality is a mental illness

So that you have enough for a month?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Invisible Clergy posted:

AITA for wearing button-down shirts

A reversal of a common archetype.
Good job dressing nicely but only ever wearing khakis makes him TA. What kind of hosed up weirdo doesn't have at least a pair of jeans?

:wrong:
vvv

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Apr 7, 2021

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

teen witch posted:

There’s genuinely no lockdown where I am, however there is a loving catastrophe in the hospitals, no enforced masking rules, no fines or slaps on the wrists, nothing. You can’t be in a bar past 830 PM and traveling is slightly more difficult.

Our neighboring countries, people trying to do the best within the country, the entire world is looking at us baffled as to why we’ve taken this approach and continue to do so, at the cost of lives upon lives. We deserve the scorn, shame and ridicule, from all the years of being touted as so advanced, progressive and forward thinking to this truly avoidable chaos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaIUE4u4JWc

E: what a year for me to apply for citizenship hahahahAaaaaAAAAAAA
Czech republic turned into such a disaster, I recently saw an article saying how great sweden managed without lockdowns lol

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hughlander posted:

So 17.4 Male is 'Strong Underweight' Like at 5'10" he'd weight 120 pounds. He needs to see a doctor since there's all sorts of medical issues that crop up at that point.

Is he this guy




Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

of all the Numbers of the body, IQ is in the lowest tier of importance
What's the most important? After peen size of course.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

DemoneeHo posted:

I wanna know what subreddit he was reading before finding his wife's nudes. I can understand his reaction if he was initially browsing a fitness sub, but lol if he was on a porn sub and then found the nudes.

He said he just recognized a story she used to tell and checks her profile

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Baronjutter posted:

-Had a really big tropical fish set up and didn't want to be seen as a "weird fish person"


Some of these would have been deal-breakers but for most the red-flag was just being super weird and secret about it.
Wait, gently caress, that's weird? I thought they would like it, time to flush I suppose.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

DoctorWhat posted:

I believe the frog one was a photoshoot.

It was, but there were some video clips from that session as well

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The Bramble posted:

I (F21) just cried tears of sadness about my relationship going wrong with my boyfriend (M24) after masturbating. This is a first

Wait till later, then crying after masturbating will be normal

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
They probably just overlooked a space in his job title

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Does he not know the "sorry I was speaking on mute" trick

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
No of course the solution was to charter a plane and parachute into second daughter's wedding

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