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I was about to make fun of the people who don't know how frozen lasagna preparation works but really just commend you all for never having gone down that dark culinary road.
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GlyphGryph posted:Well, uh. A lot happened since I wrote those post but before submitting it, but I'd honestly kinda rather talk about food until we've got some idea of what is happening? So I guess I'll post it anyway if that's okay? Oven baking the lasagna makes for a better end product and has the added benefit of feeling less depressing than microwaving it because at least you put in a semblance of effort in preparing your shame meal.
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Mar 24, 2021 22:00
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:If you've never encountered Ramsay outside of his US television appearances, where he's literally paid to behave like that because the producers think it's what US audiences want, I can see how you'd come to that conclusion. Yeah, I watched some episodes of the original UK Hell's Kitchen and he's like a completely different person. He'll still lay down the law with Kitchen Staff and chew them out for doing something wrong, but he isn't a screaming monster about it or calling them loving idiots. He was stern and still intimidating as hell, but didn't come off as an abusive lunatic.
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Mar 25, 2021 18:20
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GlyphGryph posted:I have never understood this obsession with jeans. I have also never understood why and how anyone thinks of them as "comfortable", they are such unpleasant pants to wear. I love jeans, I'm most comfortable wearing jeans above all other forms of leg, genital and rear end concealing garments. Dunno what to tell ya, diff'rent strokes and all that I guess.
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Apr 7, 2021 19:16
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lol my sister had a baby last November and none of us, including our mom, met him until late January. We were all fine, my sister and BIL enjoyed the opportunity to acclimate to becoming new parents and the baby gave exactly 0 shits because he is an infant.
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Apr 7, 2021 22:56
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I simply will not marry and all the pizza will always be mine.
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Apr 13, 2021 22:24
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vonnegutt posted:He's married. This was my immediate thought as well, at the very least he has a gf he lives with who thinks he's doing some routine solo thing two nights a week. Edit: Right on, worthless rear end snipe.
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Apr 14, 2021 17:52
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GlyphGryph posted:It's the damned golden rule rearing it's ugly head again. These men know that they would be over the loving moon if a woman said they were masturbating over the guy and so... Thus proving the real deal is the less self-centered Platinum Rule of "Treat others how they would like to be treated"
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Apr 20, 2021 18:22
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Vim Fuego posted:
My sister has a pom and those fuckers have a bad habit of acting like much larger, more threatening dogs than they are for some reason. My mom's cat has to reestablish dominance every Christmas because my sister's dog won't ever come over and not attack the cat that kicks his rear end once every year.
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Apr 21, 2021 20:56
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I (38F) am concerned over husband (39M)'s plans to move to Guam; it will affect both my job and daughter (9F)'s education. Even if tow trucks were about to become obsolete (probably not) it seems like a leap to say "My job won't exist soon, guess I have to become a bartender and move to Guam! No other option!"
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Apr 21, 2021 22:44
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I'd stop associating with anybody who still goes to Hooters too, tbf.
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Apr 22, 2021 15:25
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ben shapino posted:jesus christ. gonna hope this one is a troll. the loving balls on that therapist, what the gently caress Makes more sense when you read the part where the "therapist" is just some guy who regularly meddles with couples relationships because he supposedly has a reputation of being good at it, which is probably the blackmail referral deal he works out once he has a porn video of his "clients".
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Apr 22, 2021 17:07
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Hughlander posted:AITA for not thinking to cover my dressform before hopping onto an emergency Zoom call? lmao, I would be openly laughing at that dude for making his weird boner over a mannequin in a bra everybody else's problem if I were in such a zoom meeting.
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Apr 22, 2021 19:19
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Matthew said if you're gonna jerk off do it with your left hand.
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Apr 22, 2021 20:34
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Theophany posted:Wasn't that the premise for that scene in There's Something About Mary where he ends up with a load hanging off his ear that she assumes is hair gel? No I believe the premise for this scene was you jerk off before a big date so you aren't distracted by horniness for the evening.
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Apr 22, 2021 21:25
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sullat posted:keep in mind that the character telling Ben Stiller this is the villain of the movie who's trying to sabotage him. Oh, it's terrible advice, I was just commenting on the motivation Ben Stiller had for beating off to underwear adverts just before a dinner date.
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Apr 22, 2021 21:30
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If the options are "Be in a relationship with someone I don't like just to not feel lonely" and "Feel lonely sometimes but otherwise do whatever the hell I want when I want without having to consider a second person I don't even like" I know which seems like the better deal to me.
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Apr 23, 2021 20:38
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Sisal Two-Step posted:Isn't Bitcoin the thing where if you forget your password there's no way to recover it and you're basically screwed? Seems like a cool system. Unregulated currency is the future. I love the idea of being able to lose tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of dollars because I lost a password. Double great that if somebody were to rob me it isn't even a crime and there's nothing anybody can do about it!
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Apr 26, 2021 17:17
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tinytort posted:
I remember when I was a bartender, myself and a woman who was also a bartender were having some beers and some how got on the topic of strippers, she started talking poo poo about them so I replied that I didn't see the fundamental difference between what they did and what we did. They worked for mostly tips, providing service to drunk assholes who saw them as lesser than. The only real difference is we were serving them booze while they were getting them horny. You'd think I'd called her a Nazi or something, she acted like I spit on the sacred name of bartending by comparing two service industry jobs to each other. Never did quite look at her the same again, she talked about strippers the way some rear end in a top hat customers talked about servers, and the irony seemed completely lost on her.
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Apr 28, 2021 21:19
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thekeeshman posted:I don't know, I'd be very skeptical of relationships between people who were raised as siblings, even if they're not blood related. Just because they won't make flipper babies doesn't mean there can't be hosed up power dynamics. If they were raised as siblings I'd agree that'd be weird (watch the CW Flash series and tell me you aren't weirded out by Barry and Iris' relationship), but in this instance they were dating before their parents were. I wouldn't be able to feel like they have a right to end my relationship over a situation they created if I were them. Where was this concern when their parents started dating each other? Did they not think that was awkward and a bit embarrassing for their kids to explain?
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Apr 28, 2021 22:22
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I normally prefer coke if I'm drinking soda, but this store in my area sells pepsi in glass bottles with arabic writing all over them and goddamn if those don't seem better.
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May 3, 2021 19:01
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Hughlander posted:AITA for asking my SO to stop eating everything in sight? 'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine.
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May 3, 2021 21:23
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Scaevolus posted:Despite two paternity tests, my husband is still not bonding with our children because they don’t look like him. Using your recessive genes (which is a pretty common thing for ginger characteristics if I'm not mistaken) to justify being a lovely dad is a new one to me.
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May 4, 2021 17:49
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:screeching and flailing because someone in my social circle watched the big summer blockbuster before I did and consumed all the Fun; just another reasonable difference of opinion in adult baby land Noticing which book someone is reading and then looking up the entire plot synopsis just to spoil for them is a dick move and goes beyond just having a minor spoiler blurted out mid conversation about the thing though. That's pretty much just being a massive prick and why would you hang around someone like that?
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May 10, 2021 17:08
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nevermind, the discussion went on and I missed the resolution
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May 12, 2021 21:35
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for feeding a kid ethnic food without his parent’s permission? Racists have to have the most boring, lovely experience of life there is. If you're not gonna scarf every edible thing our species have come up with for food to even try and see if you like it, you suck at being alive. Full stop.
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May 13, 2021 16:51
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Dirk Pitt posted:You're not racist for this, hth. I'm going to pass on a lot of things that society has cooked up, like bug protein pasta. Clarification: You're not necessarily racist for not wanting to try all food (but I still think not wanting to try it without knowing if you'd even like it is a bit uptight) but I was referring specifically to the mom in the story who was aghast about "ethnic food" (a loving roti, lmao)
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May 13, 2021 20:35
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"Your mom will still be dead the day after, she won't notice. Grow up, lol"
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May 18, 2021 20:27
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The Glumslinger posted:My wife and I defrauded the government by hiding income. Now we’re divorcing, and she’s threatening to ruin us both lol I hope she burns them both down in a spiteful rage. Get hosed you thieving Boomer shits.
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May 19, 2021 21:34
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Hughlander posted:Sociopath siblings posted an update, I'll post the whole thing She seems a bit overjoyed for someone who also seems acutely aware of what a sociopath her brother is. Also, wtf brother's gf? Get the gently caress outta there.
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May 20, 2021 20:05
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I love Mass Effect like crazy. I have been binging the gently caress out of the Legendary Edition for the past week. It is quite easily my favorite game series in existence and I can talk for hours about the lore with likeminded nerds if the opportunity presents itself. The idea of skipping real life family events like the birth of a new family member for Mass Effect (or any other media release) still strikes me as the sort of childish nonsense I wouldn't have pulled beyond the age of 16.
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May 21, 2021 15:01
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The Bee posted:Considering as a grown woman she dated a 17 year old she met online, and now the stunt she's pulling here in her 30s, did she ever really leave the age of 16? Oh wow, yeah I hadn't even caught that. That 25 year old is perhaps now realizing hooking up with an adult woman who's super into video games he met as a teenager in a MP lobby was not the fantasy he'd imagined?
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May 21, 2021 15:35
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InediblePenguin posted:yes the bad one who should question their decisions is the one who was a minor, good take Whoops, guess I'm a bad person for pointing out you may have a different outlook on what you find important in a relationship at 17 versus 25, and that that's the same thing as assigning blame or fault in any way. Cancel me.
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May 21, 2021 15:53
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teen witch posted:please christ no don’t make me mod Sorry, not trying to start anything, I just don't like words being put in my mouth. I've made my point.
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May 21, 2021 17:45
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Pookah posted:Believing that your beloved partner will change their mind about having a child is the number one saddest relationship-ending thing. You have two people who love each other, who are happy together, who know they could well grow old together. But if they are not together on the kids/no kids front, they are 100% hosed. No matter how much you love a person, if they are at odds with you on this topic, your relationship is dead. Clearly you've never heard of a little thing called "furbabies", sir. Willatron fucked around with this message at 22:44 on May 21, 2021 |
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May 21, 2021 20:36
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Mostly think the cleaning lady story is made up bait because who the gently caress has such a thing as leftover cocaine?
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May 25, 2021 14:23
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Xachariah posted:EDIT: ^ If South Park has taught me anything it's that they need to pretend she doesn't exist until she is convinced she is a ghost. Seriously, reading her story I never saw a post more worthy of "Mind ya drat business". Ratting her client out would more than likely harm herself and benefit absolutely nobody.
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May 25, 2021 17:31
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People obsessed with "the right way" to make any dish are usually insufferable assholes who don't actually enjoy their favorite foods so much as they enjoy feeling superior to other people for the most mundane bullshit imaginable. EDIT: poo poo this was about the chili guy, that's what I get for not hitting refresh first.
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May 25, 2021 19:02
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DemoneeHo posted:
lol consequences are a funny thing like that.
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Chocobo posted:My FIL's response to the 215 dead children found at the residential school was "The school was open for almost 100 years, thats only 2 kids a year that's not that bad." Your FIL is a horrid ghoul of a person.
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