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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Peaceful Anarchy posted:

Teens looking at that are definitely going to laugh at poor Clarence. Also why do none of the erect penises have foreskin?

Snitchin on yourself

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

TLDR man come on

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

PetraCore posted:

. A bunch of colleges are going to go broke.

Good

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

quote:

I am dating my current girlfriend (28f)

lmao

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Xarbala posted:

I agree with reddit in this one

That's how you know you're wrong

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Tarkus posted:

I don't know what to say about it. Like, it's his bathroom time. He cleans the plates up. If he wants to eat in there I say why not, though I would find it off-putting personally. Besides, the GF seems to have some sort of notion that once a plate enters the bathroom that it is forever tainted with feces when in fact the bathroom, when regularly cleaned, isn't any dirtier than most commonly used living areas.

:whitewater:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

One of the most disgusting things I've read tbh

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Invisible Clergy posted:

AITA for telling my friend that I understand her experience of racism?


:thermidor:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my daughter what I really thought of her during therapy?

Grim

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

What the gently caress kinda goon meets are you going to in a pandemic


\/\/
Have fun and stay safe:cheers:

Quantum of Phallus fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Aug 29, 2020

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Invisible Clergy posted:

AITA for telling my 21 year old daughter not to waste food and to greet the nurse and doctor?


:allears:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I hate these ones where it's obvious the OP is just fishing for likes

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

LadyPictureShow posted:

I (24M) visited a girl I'm dating (24F) at her work and she paid for my meal. It's made me very upset

:thermidor:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

"Is this a red flag"

:greenangel:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for unknowingly exposing someone as having a small penis?

Someone posted earlier about how confusing it is following stories where the author uses initials instead of full names and I totally agree.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

:sever:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Puppy Time posted:

That spoiler tho :stonk:

:guillotine:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

exmachina posted:

Can you guys stop doing this unless you know the area they live in please? Because AoC varies between jurisdictions

gently caress off nonce

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

He's gonna need the tea

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

They should avoid any tests and tell the mother to get hosed, imo

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Smirking_Serpent posted:

WIBTA for forcing my family to go on a sober vacation that they are paying for?

Sever yourself from these drunk fucks forever

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Drunk drivers deserve excruciating death so NTA


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Ahahaha that edit

Quantum of Phallus fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Sep 2, 2020

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I'm gonna puke

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Fakest story I've ever read. Awful.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Always lollin about the American drinking age being 21

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for expecting my wife to stick to our agreement that I don't handle our child's bodily fluids due to extreme squeamishness when it was her idea and I made it the #1 condition of having a child before we TTC.

Stop being a little whiny baby

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Mozi posted:

... is what his wife should have told him instead of having "begged and pleaded with me that she would handle all the bodily fluids, and that all the diapers, vomit, pee, blood etc is on her and i would not have to do it."

Yes agreed

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

"The rear end is always cleaner on the other side of the fence" made me lol, I can't deny it

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Invisible Clergy posted:


AITA my 5 year old is an a hole?


These people are all hosed up

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Imagine living such a boring life where this total loving bullshit is presented as high drama, god drat

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Invisible Clergy posted:

AITA for making my kids wear their school uniforms for online school?

Fuuuuuck that , what a waste of time. I went to schools with uniforms for 14 years. Absolutely loving hated them and taught me no valuable life lessons except that school uniforms are insanely uncomfortable.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for warning my brother’s girlfriend that she’s making everyone uncomfortable with her over the top reactions to touching?

Girl needs therapy

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

What a loving doormat. Boyf is criminally negligent

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Divorce papers

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Invisible Clergy posted:

AITA for writing a story?

If they're the "author of the family" with writing like this then...uh

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Cowslips Warren posted:

My (21F) flatmates (21F) keep giving me head lice


how the gently caress are people in their 20s catching headlice IN LOCKDOWN

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Irish people don't say bledy. Sounds like an English thing

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The discouraging finishing the degree isn't a good look

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

"So, I immediately asked her what was in the food, but I didn't mention my allergies (huge mistake)"

No loving poo poo, what a moron

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Knobb Manwich posted:

Should I be worried that my opinion lines up with Reddit? rear end in a top hat can take one day off. He didn't even ask, he just told his wife and left.

"Suddenly i had a call from fire station asking me to come since there was a fire and they needed as much firemen possible "

yes you should be worried

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