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D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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JacquelineDempsey posted:

They should've done what a friend of mine did.

Her bf had this embarrassing shirt, think Guy Fieri flaming-dragons-bowling-shirt. He never even really wore it, but refused to get rid of it, and it drove her nuts just seeing it in the closet. She called it "THAT Shirt".

She hosted a regular "girls' night" where we ate chocolate and cheese, got drunk on girly poo poo like prosecco and white zinfandel, and vented about our men (or lack thereof). On one get-together, she brought That Shirt out, and we all properly mocked it. And a wine-fueled plan was hatched.

She gave the shirt to one woman who was soon going to visit relatives in Korea. While there, she got a friend/relative to wear That Shirt for some pictures. Then it got sent to another friend, who was visiting Paris, so now there's a pic of That Shirt in front of the Eiffel Tower. And so on and so forth. That Shirt traveled around the world for the better part of a year. He never noticed it was gone, until we had a party with all the couples involved and watched a hilarious slide show of all the places That Shirt had been.

I think it's still out in the wild somewhere.

This is actually pretty genius and I want to see these pictures badly.

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D34THROW
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Smirking_Serpent posted:

Ghosted after 10+years together.

We are both 30. We met when we were 20 in university. We hit it off, she was my first girlfriend and later fiance. We just got engaged last december. We just bought a car together (tesla, delivering in 7 weeks). Our only disagreement currently was about buying our future home - budget vs apartment vs detached house. We are practically married without kids. We moved cities together. We share bank accs. We have access to each other's emails and phone tracking is on. She would catch me going to fast food when I shouldn't be. The sex was amazing. We are practically glued together. I took her to see the northern lights 2 months ago and proposed there.


One week before Valentine's, I text her throughout the day and no response. I check the GPS and its off. I asked her brother and he said she's at her mother's house. I go over to see what's wrong but no one will answer the door. I waited outside until 3am. Next morning I get a brief text saying this is not the future she's imagining and that we have different visions. This comes at a shock to me, we have names picked out for our future kids for years now. Wedding planned. Tesla ordered on the way. Friends and family were all surprised. Worst is she barely replies by text (we text all the time for past 10 years, she updates me when she's in the bathroom at work) when I ask her what's wrong etc. The day before she was completely normal. I tried the next few days (even today on Valentine's) to see her after work. She left early / won't see me. Her responses becomes a complete strangers short responses. Like you'll be ok. I'm sorry. Thanks for the 10 years. She wants her stuff brought over later.

How am I suppose to cope with this? No one, not even her brother or parents knows why. I'm so confused. it's like the last 10 years was a lie. She became a total stranger.

I would like to focus on possible reasons outside of abuse... A good doctor friend said it could be a tumor but that's a really extreme guess...

Just want to note the GPS is just find my iPhone app and she suggested it first when one of us had a car accident early on. We mainly use it to see when the other person is coming home so we can time dinner. I don't even use it everyday, only when she is extremely late.

Another note on the waiting till 3am. There's no abuse emotional or physical. Her parents house were 2 hours away. I thought something was wrong at first. I didn't understand, her parents didn't either. We just watched Riverdale in bed last night cuddling tgt.

As for the email/phone access - it was not widely used and most of the time it's for admin purposes. But once in a while she would like to read what I chat with my friends and I am find with that.

Update: got a short text saying she sees a different future with me than what she wants and thanks for the 10 years... her co-workers and best friend who I am close with as well all got the same answer and they are clueless too. Another friend said she wanted a new life. She's functioning the same at work from what I hear.

Second update: a short text saying that she wanted emotions to cool down before talking to me to give me a proper goodbye and that I need to move on...

TL;DR ghosted one day with no warning after 10 happy years together reason wanting different things, this is an extreme personality change....

God...drat. There's usually schadenfreude in this poo poo, but this is just sad. :smith:

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PancakeTransmission posted:

There's an update to this one

:f5: I need to know more holy poo poo

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La Brea Carpet posted:

My (30M) wife (24F) cheated on me with her boss. But I decided to work on our relationship. But she finds out I watch porn it's unforgivable.


Layers like an onion.

So literal physical adultery is okay but if he looks at a picture of a naked woman she goes all :byodame:. I can't stand this kind of hypocrisy, it's not even tit-for-tat.

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DemoneeHo posted:

What does it mean when someone changes what they've always called you?



(UPDATE) What does it mean when someone changes what they've always called you? (25M) and (25M)



It's nice to see that it's not all doom and gloom out there. :unsmith:

D34THROW
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I have five loving cats - including them, I have had a total of 8 since my wife and I were together. Even when I was being dumb and not watching where I was walking because cats are assholes, I have NEVER stepped on one hard enough to kill it, or even to break its tail. You have to be a special breed of stupid, or that must be one stupid loving cat. Because they run if they feel pressure on their back. I've seen it happen.

He's mighty defensive for it being an accident.

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LadyPictureShow posted:

This reminds me of this godawful one:


My friend (M25) said I (F23) make the “ahego” face when I yawn, and it’s caused a bunch of useless drama.

I yawned like 8 loving times reading this goddammit

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DeadMansSuspenders posted:

:siren: Upsetting content here. :siren:
Destroyed my family with a car accident that was my fault. Now I can't handle it and I want out.


:nms: This is just loving horrible. I don't even loving HAVE words.

D34THROW
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So he's getting mad because she's writing trashy non-smut romance a la Danielle Steele et al? Or because she never clarified?

She should point out that even Dean Koontz wrote porn before he hit it big. Not every single author, artist, etc. can make money doing ONLY their passion. Sometimes they have to pander, and it's not a betrayal of themselves or of art, it's a means to an end - that end being making what they want.


EDIT: As a matter of fact, by this loving logic, any novelist that writes what sells is betraying literature, rather than paying the goddamn bills, which is every loving writer ever except the one-hit wonders.

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my manager that my coworker was high when she got injured at work?


Maybe it's just me, but NTA. It's a safety issue, even more so in my line of work. I have a very solid opinion about getting stoned at work - one of our installers always, always comes back to the office smelling of weed, and his truck smells like weed. I'll turn a blind eye to that poo poo, but if he gets hurt any one of us will throw him under the bus. It's your own stupid loving fault if you're getting high around potentially dangerous equipment.

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dudeness posted:

Just tell her you're naming him after the leader of the Gorgonites, nobody will dispute this is a cool name then.

:vince: I loving loved that movie and this is loving perfect.

(By the way, it's "emissary" of the Gorgonites.)
:goonsay:

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luxury handset posted:

i mildly hosed up with my new boss, an older man, when he came in one day wearing a brimmed hat and trench coat and i said "ah, the detective is here to make me answer for my crimes" but later that day he compared my appearance to an npc vendor in world of warcraft so i feel like i came out the worse in that exchange

:golfclap: That would be the start of a wonderful friendship for me.

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Uncle Enzo posted:

Dad and kid are lucky they even let the daughter come back. I would talk about it with the daughter, then lock her passport(s) in a safe deposit box just so no helpful family members get any ideas.

Grandparents could have seen her for a few weeks every few years or even more. Now they're not going to see her period. Oh well

Holy loving poo poo. I couldn't find my daughter for 2 minutes (she ran inside to "surprise" her older brother getting home from school) and I panicked, threw up, and almost poo poo my pants after I found her.

I can't imagine that amount of time. NTFA.

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DemoneeHo posted:

I Gave My Husband One Rule for Threesomes, and He Broke It Right in Front of Me


Maybe you should have a more realistic boundary??? :shrug:

YTA. Personally, when my wife teases me for a while, I don't last very long. It's loving understandable and unreasonable to expect that. If you want him to only cum with you, don't loving tease him, maybe?

Lord Ludikrous posted:

OP is going to end up getting himself sent to prison.

Found images and videos of underage girls (12-16) on my housemate's devices and don't know what to do

Should've left Jeff's computer as he found it and called the bobbies immediately. Idiot.

Kuros posted:

WIBTA If I backed out of being my sister-in-laws bridesmaid after huge demands?




NTA. Bridezilla can :frogout:

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Jan 29, 2012

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Xenocides posted:

On a lark I went to look at how expensive weddings relate to divorce rates and was unsurprised that the more you spent on the ring and the wedding the less likely the marriage is to last. Also, the more people you invite to the wedding the more likely it is to last. So big cheap weddings are best I guess.

My ring was $20 at a mall kiosk, my wife's set was like $40 online, and we got married at the courthouse with no attendees. Do...do they cancel out? :ohdear:

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Jan 29, 2012

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chitoryu12 posted:

All right I need to find these books now.

You and me both, I've always wanted to read this brand of batshit.

luxury handset posted:

there's nothing here of any value when you aren't inside the context of having spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to engage in elaborate cult-larp procedures to have people try to explain any of this to you as if it's not gibberish

I'll read the batshit backstory too. It's like the lore for a really lovely universe!

D34THROW fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Feb 26, 2020

D34THROW
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loving polyamory :psyduck: I can barely keep my loving wife happy, how in the gently caress do people manage more than one?

D34THROW
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And here we come again back to polygamy. Is it a loving Reddit thing? Do people look at r/cuckold, r/cuckquean, r/hotwife, r/hothusband, et al. too much? What the gently caress. It's maybe a nice fantasy, to have a third partner in a relationship that is emotional with both me and my wife. However, I'm a loving realist and I know that it would actually, in reality, crush me. My wife has brought it up because she's bi. I shoot it down every time because I couldn't handle it, nor could I handle being emotional with anyone else, nor could I handle keeping TWO women happy.

/rant

Anyways, these people are all idiots. The unicorn is not the woman who involves you and your partner, it's the successful polyamorous relationship.

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chitoryu12 posted:

On a similar vegan note:

WIBTA for refusing to stop cooking bacon in my kitchen due to my teenage daughters vegan lifestyle?

With the dad on this one. This is teenage vegan bandwagon insanity and unreasonable as hell.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for getting my neighbor towed?


NTA at all. I would've done the same goddamn thing and he was in the right. Consequences are going to be rough though. Think the driver window was bad? :allears:

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The Bramble posted:

Here's the weirdest thing you'll read today.

My supervisor allowed one of my clients to sign-off a loan in his neighbor's name. How should I speak to my supervisor about this without getting fired from his intentional error?

Why the gently caress is getting his boss fired not an option? That's probably criminal-charge poo poo right there.

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for getting angry at my husband for continuing a behavior that might get us kicked out?

It's not "your own" driveway, it's the landlord's driveway and "no smoking on the property" means no smoking on the loving property. Do I agree with the landlord, no, but I don't think the wife is out of line.

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA? My coworker booked a ~$7500 vacation and is probably going to lose the money because of me.

NTA, but then again I'm a policy hound. I don't expect to be accommodated if I don't request time off with at least 30 days to spare at work, and if you're waiting until three loving days before to book 2 weeks off, you can get hosed.

Transmogrifier posted:



I (33F) found a text message of my husband (31M) calling our adopted daughter (5F) the N-word. I don’t know where to go from here.

:allbuttons:

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Miss posted:

My (23f) mother's (50sf) vicious, spoiled dog attacked my brother (15m)to the point of rendering his fingers numb and possibly requiring surgery, did not take him to the doctor, and refuses to acknowledge the dog's responsibility in any of this.

This is fake, right? :smith: Sometimes I hate being reminded how lovely humans can really be to one another.

kaschei posted:

See if you can get a BOGO deal on euthanasia

:hmmyes:

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Barudak posted:

Octonauts has multiple mobile games in addition to the episodes. Hell they put clips of the game on their youtube channel and its one of their most popular videos. I don't think I ever expected to be Octonauts posting as a grown adult but here we are.

Octofact: Kwazii's least favorite kelp cake is licorice.

Spotted the parent.

Blippi. Larva. Oddbods. I can tell you way too loving much about these things. :negative:

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Batterypowered7 posted:

Yes, but what are your opinions on Ryan ToysReview?

:fuckoff: is my opinion. My autistic 5-year-old was obsessed for a while and still loves it, while my daughter has hit the obsession phase. The parents irritate me and I'm frankly jealous of this kid no older than my oldest who pulls down in a day what I pull down in several months, if not more.

I connected with my oldest in a new way last night when I was poking around on our new Vizio and found a PGA tour channel. At least one other person in this house enjoys watching golf now!

LadyPictureShow posted:

AITA for calling out my Wife's friend's husband for having a micropenis?

:bravo: I would have said the same thing. Sort of the rear end in a top hat though (?), because I wouldn't want to be called out on a little dick either.

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for calling a woman a "dumb oval office" and telling her to go gently caress herself in front of her kids after she told my adopted niece to call me "aunt"?

This woman would get along very well with my wife. The mama bear is strong with this one.

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The Bramble posted:

I [18F] went to college out of state because my now ex boyfriend slept with my mom

:stonklol: Holy poo poo. Jerry Springer wouldn't to--well, maybe he would.

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for not hiding my “feminine issues” from my dad?

What a loving rear end. My wife has endometriosis and my mother-in-law who lives with us has been going through menopause since I've been with my wife. Not once do I flinch or get grossed out talking about :airquote: feminine issues :airquote:. It is a natural loving thing and women talk about it because it's a loving part of being a woman. God drat people like this piss me off.

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Power Khan posted:

My wife [33/F] is mad about me [33/M] dating an NPC in a video game

:what:

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caterpillaropera posted:

It's this lady from the old thread:

[41/f] Am i wrong for confronting my Reclusive Neighbor (About 35/M)?

This guy reminds me of my neighbor. She claims not to have a problem when the kids' toys go over the fence or a ball rolls into the drainage ditch in front of her house, but the loving bitch has called code enforcement on us 3 times in the past 6 months for reasons that are so flimsy, the code specialists are rolling their eyes, and off-the-record advising me how to proceed with a harassment case.

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Lucrece posted:

Aita for leaving my husband to take care of our newborn alone

NTA, holy poo poo that guy sucks. It's not up to him and his mommy to make those decisions. And he's the one that shot the little monster into her, so he should be loving helping. When both my kids were born, I did most of the getting-up while she was recuperating from her C-sections and after that, we alternated...because we both need the rest and we both share responsibility. I bet he's some MRA/PUA type.

Propaniac posted:

drat you COVID-19!

The gently caress is an AP? Some sort of open-relationship side piece?

FAKE EDIT: Never mind :stonklol: Learn something every day.

D34THROW
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Cowslips Warren posted:

Affair partner? I keep thinking from high school, like AP Literature but I doubt it's Advanced Placement.


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

Adulterous Partner? Adultering Peter? I think the other affairs subreddit posters mentioned is https://www.reddit.com/r/SurvivingMyInfidelity/ and I think there was one with "wayward" in the title?

Adultery Partner, apparently. I looked it up as I was posting.

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for wearing a kilt to my own wedding and not apologizing to my wife?

NTA, she loving told him to do it if he felt he needed to, and it's loving disrespectful as poo poo to shop the kilt out, not only to OP but to his late father's memory. :fuckoff: bride

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for waking my SO up after finding he breached my privacy?

:flame: I would never, NEVER rearrange someone's poo poo without asking, much less their library (because I am much like OP in that there is no "system" to how I shelve books). I was enraged on OP's behalf reading this because if someone did it to me, I would fly off the handle. Look, if you want to know why Red Storm Rising is over here next to The Gargoyle instead of over here with the other group of Tom Clancy poo poo, I can't answer that, but don't loving move my poo poo.

Goddrat :commissar:

EDIT: :unsmith:

Shirec posted:

[UPDATE] Me [25F] with my live-in boyfriend [28M] of 4˝ years, am I blowing this out of proportion or should I really be nervous?

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The Moon Monster posted:

Honestly as far as dumb alt-names go Jenisus isn't bad.

At some point that kid will insist that Mom just REALLY liked Phil Collins :shrug:

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for not sponsoring my son's father's "apology" for how he acted after my son came out?

NTA. Don't make the kid see his douchenozzle father if he doesn't want to.

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So to read this right, OP's wife wants him to be bull, while OP wants to be the cuck? That's a new one.

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DeadMansSuspenders posted:

I[20M] hooked up with my best friend[20F] last night. It was the best and worst sex of my life. She wants to go again.


Apart from the self-completion, this is every loving friendzoned incel's wet loving dream. poo poo, 10 years ago and in love with my best friend, I would have given my left leg for this poo poo.

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DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for not supporting my daughter's decision to become a public defender?

Accused of a crime != guilty of the crime / supposed criminal != criminal. I loving hate that mentality with a white-hot passion. YTA.

Invisible Clergy posted:

Boyfriend [22M] refuses to eat leftovers and I [24F] have a feeling it’s going to create issues moving forward

Bro, you're missing out. Leftovers are the best. Some things are even better the second day. NTA :sever:

D34THROW
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r/relationships: I am having "gay sex orgies" behind her back (we never touch each other!)

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This will never not be glorious.

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