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Leave him on the sidewalk in pieces. Maybe he got into inceldom
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Straight White Shark posted:
When I'm stressed I get super lactose intolerant and oily, fatty stuff combined with dairy give me cramps and farts of death. If the mom is making greasy, Buttery food it could very well be
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Feb 11, 2020 02:26
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It's too late, sacrifice him to Moloch
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Feb 23, 2020 14:17
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Asked my bf if he reads books by women and now he is super angry at me. Checkmate, female. I read Dragonlance 
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Feb 29, 2020 09:36
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Miss posted:My (23F) boyfriend (29M) of 2yrs threatened to kill my cat if she ever touches his son (4M). I'm extremely hurt and don't know what to think. (VERY LONG) ESH. Cat isn't fixed, and OP wants to mutilate her cat by declawing it.
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YggiDee posted:Being fair, it's a six year old post, and in the comments she said she broke up with him, and only considered declawing because she didn't know how harmful it was. Fair enough.
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Mar 1, 2020 16:40
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for only tipping 10% on amazing service? Seriously? Why would you tip for a clearly overpriced meal? Spaghetti for 43 bucks +5 for meatballs? Is this Le Doubies? And there's hidden fees too?
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Mar 17, 2020 08:59
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There's clown unions?!!!
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Mar 25, 2020 09:39
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EK chops down my tree costs her £500,000 ($700,000)"]quote:
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Mar 31, 2020 00:07
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Reddit Mods deleted the animal crossing lesbians and now I'm sad 
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Apr 2, 2020 06:56
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Garrand posted:He's mad that she's disrespecting his water, not that she's wasting it. Water Discipline is important in Sietch. Her water fat belongs to the community now for disrespecting the tribe.
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Apr 10, 2020 18:27
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Straight White Shark posted:I saw a baby duck and became instantly angry Then the baby duck beats you within an inch of death and your gf has sex with it cause you're suck a weak wristed loser.
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Apr 29, 2020 18:14
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MIL needs to go to the most Asian/Indian/Latin America elder care facility on the planet. Full of tiny Filipinas doing a daily potluck.
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May 4, 2020 05:58
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kimbo305 posted:Ultimate power move would be to not cook for a week. But then she's a lazy no good for her precious son brown person! Street or nursing home.
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May 4, 2020 06:07
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Can we agree that Dentists are at best a salesperson with a tenuous grasp of medicine at best? I recently paid silly amounts for a root canal for an infected tooth that the dentist botched and the ER Dentist had to pull
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May 10, 2020 14:42
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Angrymog posted:Also, in most cases, isn't most of the cost of getting a license the whole 'learning to drive' part? The problem is essentially that the mandatory lessons are a huge scam if you already learned how to drive. Especially in rural communities in Europe, you'll probably learn how to drive at like 15, may it be in granddads Traktor or whatever. Nobody gives much of a gently caress. But then you have to shill out 3k for mandatory driving and theory lessons and you cannot self apply to the dmv to take your test without that. That's multiple months of wages for some people. And then they give you a skyhigh insurance rate as a new driver, especially if your first car is a beater. I imagine Latvia has bureaucratical shortcuts. Jack-Off Lantern fucked around with this message at 08:30 on May 11, 2020 |
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May 11, 2020 08:28
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Oh boy, suddenly I feel bad for ordering Reeses Cups and HDMI cables and catfood.
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May 11, 2020 08:52
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Evil Willow posted:Advice needed Please don't post digital strokes. I smelled toast reading this.
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May 12, 2020 08:13
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welcome to hell posted:i (25F) think i’m dating an immature/unintelligent boy?(25M) Sunk Cock Fallacy, you have to marry him.
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May 14, 2020 06:14
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10% seems... Not that much for a family discount. I know people who haggled down 3k from the dealer for a new car and they didn't have to bone the dealers nephew.
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May 14, 2020 06:38
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datajugend posted:Offer the money but only if you are guaranteed to inherit the watch Say yes, but only if you're the one buying the watch. Buy a convincing fake for a tenth of the price.
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May 14, 2020 12:10
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Chef Bourgeoisie posted:My (28 / M) coworker (early 30s / F) is "leaving" her husband for me. We are not involved. Is this how you get a manic pixie dream girl?
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May 15, 2020 02:28
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Guilty posted:loving hell, I think it should be socially acceptable to just get a hooker at the age of 30 if you still can't get laid, just so no one gets kidnapped and locked in a basement. It is.
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May 15, 2020 14:22
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teen witch posted:I wouldn’t ever wish to have a sex worker subjected to this. He does not need nor deserve to pour his bonkers lovely behavior onto another person. To be fair, this smells like incel /mgtow bait and was written with one hand
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May 15, 2020 14:27
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Yass Witch Queen! She should use her new positive connection to Hekate to get rid of OP
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May 17, 2020 06:06
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ABDL is adult baby diaper lover fyi
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May 17, 2020 08:21
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Who cuts... Pizza with scissors.
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May 24, 2020 11:32
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MarcusSA posted:He should breakup with her for spending $300 on a kitten. What? Cats do cost at least that much if the kitten comes spayed or neutered or is a particular breed. I paid around 400€ for my cat, and she was a steal
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May 24, 2020 22:16
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for throwing away my gf's umbilical cord? His GF will return to the beach now.
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May 28, 2020 07:39
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Barudak posted:Idiot, you need two more of those things Eyes on the inside.
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May 28, 2020 07:50
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Ghost Leviathan posted:There was literally a reporter who wrote a glowing article on him while Boris was loving his wife "Cucked by Brit-Trump: A glowing opinion piece"
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Jun 3, 2020 12:45
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Licarn posted:dogs should have dog names, like Horand von Grafrath and Heinz von Starkenburg Strong, pure names for strong, purebred Dogs. Mutts should have blue collar union worker names like Jeff or Pete or Vinny. If it fits a longshoreman or stevedore, it's a good dog name.
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Jun 6, 2020 09:53
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TheKennedys posted:I did improve my German by being silly and teaching my kids semi-commands for my dog in German since she's a dachshund mix Das ist ein guter Würstchenhund, jawohl.
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Jun 13, 2020 03:48
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Magikarp (Boy) Gyarados (Girl)
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Jul 18, 2020 05:24
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DreamingofRoses posted:Update on my dad knowing I'm gay(m17) Both stories got removed. The OP also gave some advice on askgaymen before posting this, where he also crossposted his story.
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Jul 22, 2020 06:35
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Ralph Crammed In posted:In Germany the McRib is an all the time menu item, or at least it was last time I was there. This is true. 
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Jul 23, 2020 21:30
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Call him Týr,OP. That's where Tuesday comes from,also the kid can easily become a white supremacist/nazi,too! Problem solved
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Jul 27, 2020 07:43
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Runcible Cat posted:Yeah, nobody better try and tell me I can't share the bed with my cats. I'd share my water bed with my goldfish, but not my cat.
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Jul 30, 2020 21:56
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Isn't looking at the menu fine, as long as you eat at home?
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Stop dating a weird closet goblin, you mud goblin. Taco Bell Boyfriend rules.
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