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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:Fellas is it gay to sleep in the same bed as your girlfriend? Only if she wears the boxers regular style instead of turning the piss flap to the back. 
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FungiCap posted:It would be super cool to live in a fantasy world in your own head where you're never responsible for your actions if it weren't for all the real world repercussions. Yeah like when cops run up a 20 year bar tab and they think they’ll never have to pay because they’re cops lol, I hear ya pal.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for calling the police on the parents that left me to babysit their toddlers without my consent, and telling them I will no longer babysit their kids anymore? Yeah that’s bullshit, you could have been in the middle of drinking or having sex, what are you supposed to do, fax them a spreadsheet of your drinking and loving schedule? 
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Barudak posted:I want this to be Party Sub guy and it to turn out the "little baguettes" are entire footlong subs 180 degree crescent of buttery fresh baked garlic bread. 
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UnknownTarget posted:I think the real issue is that's kind of a skanky dress for a bridesmaid. Yeah a $25 dress is a one-use cum rag you toss out after the event. And the chick too.
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AmiYumi posted:Sweet hell, that rap sheet Yeah it’s p much all technophobia and hypersensitivity to national security issues.
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DemoneeHo posted:My bf (20) has slept with way more people then I (f20) have She need to up her tolerance threshold to 47 lol. 
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Power Khan posted:Looks like OP is going to have his german naturalization rejected. Yeah she sounds like a cool chick.
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Fenarisk posted:This is from a page or two back, but most schools around here give no time between classes. I assist with posture and body mechanics education at schools nearby, and most kids age 12 and up are carrying around backpacks of 30+ pounds. For a lot that's like 25% bodyweight in a lovely backpack. Get a weightless billion bag or a phat pack or whatever the dang old kids call it these days.
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Tesseraction posted:One day this forum will die but my memory of your posting it will also die because I'm not immortal. Yeah but your memory is making an impression somewhere in space and you can find it again and again, and people will remember who you are and what you are about through each incarnation.
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La Brea Carpet posted:I am being sued by a former babysitter location: Oregon O is for Oregon. 
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Is my [26F] BF [25M] pushing my boundary or just being clumsy? gently caress that poo poo, get you’re brown wings baby. 
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Kobe dying also was one of those reminders that we all gonna die and dying is scary. It's normal for something like this to send a whole fuckload of people into negative thought patterns, bringing lurking depression to the surface etc., especially when a younger person who's supposed to be above the norm dies young without any drug causation. What’s the point in being depressed if everyone is eventually gonna die in a horrific and gruesome helicopter crash? 
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA because I don't get my wife gifts You are an idiot for giving you’re wife any less than 5 gifts.
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GeekTheMage posted:lmao at the salty follow-up email saying not only did we choose not to hire you, we extra did not hire you I’m the professional booking agency that gives people callbacks when they DONT get the job. 
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for accepting a drink from a single woman, and not outright declaring that I was married, despite clearly wearing my wedding ring? Jeez he accepted a drink, not a pussy in his mouth.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Break up regardless, imagining dealing with writing like this more than once makes my brain ache. “You’re like a volatile wet poop with horrible timing, but the elevator is going to hell anyways so I never said anything”
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HIJK posted:Shoulda picked up the bowl and taken it to bed Ftfy NO CRUMBS IN THE BED! 
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Yeah New York would be super comfortable if you could just like buy a whole building and open up the first five floors for communal fuckabout space. Fuckin space smaller than a hotel room costs as much as a house there smh.
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dick wizard posted:my bf adopted a machine that was designed to attack. I read on the internet that they only attack things when they're treated poorly and a lot of people have positive experiences with them because they treated them the right way from birth. The machine my bf adopted was not treated well and has already attacked us both. AITA for not wanting the attack machine to attack me anymore? Yeah that’s a real healthy attitude to adopt. “My trained contract killer will make good moral decisions and obviously not attack anyone that is fundamentally a good person, not that they haven’t simply just not gone after people they are trained to kill, yet. This lovely dog who will inevitably do something stupid is worthy of love and compassion until then and you have to participate in my delusional fantasy or face social ridicule”. gently caress that.
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Ppl sign their life away the moment the ink hits the paper.
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Noooo but their making the world a better place with shallow and contrived animal relationships. 
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Too many people look down on receptionist roles. Offices, and especially industries like law and medical, live and die by a competent receptionist. Also “that’s what happens when you graduate college” my entire fat rear end. Lol apparently a lot of people working decent paying jobs indoors and sitting down think it’s a bullshit disposable job too. I’ve been threatened with, I kid you not, literal war by like 5 different corporate liaisons, for pursuing extraordinarily simple customer service issues that should take about 10 minutes to solve, and their bosses are apparently going to let them keep their job after that? Like no sprint, you are not allowed to threaten private citizens with war, no time warner cable, you are not allowed to threaten customers with kidnapping.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for letting my stubborn daughter go to bed hungry? Yeah that’s super lovely. She’s probably not tall or coordinated enough to use the stove herself.
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Bobulus posted:Personally, I'd want to know if there's a reason he keeps swiping everyone's food. Is his family less well off and he's not getting enough to eat? Is he just a lazy rear end in a top hat? The fact that the friends sided with him makes me think it might be the former. If someone says they are ok they are saying they don’t want any food from you so you can’t give them any. But like to scheme on some poo poo that goes against what you actively saying, like you’re loving yourself up dude. It’s simple math you never save money in the long run stealing food because people will stop letting you use the fridge. 
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DandyLion posted:No, not at all. You gotta let you’re penis flop around freely when you piss because touching it is gay.
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goethe.cx posted:Why would you call poison control about cum...? They would just tell you to wash it down with some champagne and tic tacs.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I wore white jeans against my girlfriends wishes? drat that guy has a really good girlfriend. Don’t ever treat her bad dude.
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HMS Beagle posted:My (36F) husband (40M) called me a "psycho bitch" for demanding the Cinderella castle suite from a Disney customer service rep  oh sure ma’am we’ve moved you to the “secret sewer” room, enjoy you’re stay!
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Power Khan posted:My reaction to being dominated by my wife was... laughter? Girls are so reluctant to change a dude 
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LadyPictureShow posted:I (F23) slept with a guy (M38?) a few times and told his GF (F23) a year later Sounds like he just wants generalized permission to send pictures to his pornographer girlfriend for profit and claim his fling is a whore if she demands a cut.
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:The new title is about Scrabble? It’s not cheating if she remains your girlfriend.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:You're dumb and it's still very much cheating, regardless of whether or not his girlfriend acknowledges his scummy rear end. No I mean if the girl you are “cheating” with stays your girlfriend it’s not cheating. 
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Hey man, baby’s screaming too loud, throw it out in the yard.
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:We're a family oriented neighborhood. No, not like that! Baby can find his family of squirrels and vultures out in the yard.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:The teachers at his school are likely only going to get his legal name, so if they do roll call on the first day, or a sub ever does it, everyone in his classes will know his name is Gaylord. He’s still hosed even with the nickname thing. They will know.. that he is the lord of the gays. 
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PhysicsFrenzy posted:body positivity also means not shaming your sister and daughter for the terrible sins of enjoying exercise and vegetables, jfc Vegetables are for weak people with low social standing. Eat meat, eat only meat, become the alpha. 
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empty sea posted:I'll take bowhunter man if she doesn't want him. Venison is delicious. Venison will rot your brain if you eat too much of it.
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spacetoaster posted:I'm betting they aren't eating meat, in a sense, either. It’s true I’m a low functioning autist and I eat slop to stay in good with the ranch-hands so I don’t get got by 100 dead huntsmen.
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InediblePenguin posted:no? Nah it’s the same effect as cannibalism p much.
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