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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not shaving my head alongside my coworkers in support of a coworker with cancer?
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As long as someone leaves the place clean, I don't care what they do in the bathroom. I also don't want to hear about it, so... they both kinda suck in that story, but the woman who thinks it's ok to bring her parents into a discussion on her boyfriend's masturbation habits sucks more.
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Jan 15, 2020 21:35
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:She’s 17 Yes.
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Jan 15, 2020 21:41
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duck trucker posted:Don't crank it at work.
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Jan 15, 2020 21:53
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Cake sitting sounds like an excellent idea. Why ruin cake OR sex when you could ruin both at the same time? With possible bonus points for wasting food in a world where people are starving. Yay! The stevia-sweetened cake would be acceptable, though. Stevia tastes so bad it can't be considered a food.
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Jan 16, 2020 01:20
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Lucrece posted:AITA for buying Gundam? M19 Obviously fake. Everyone knows Transformers are the greatest toys.
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Jan 16, 2020 10:18
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kissing grandmas posted:My (29M) wife (37F) is nearly 400 pounds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVrEwCa8nSA
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Jan 16, 2020 16:15
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Sure, you can probably find someone who'll do it for $100, but maybe the customer wants this specific person?
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Jan 16, 2020 19:40
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Imagine the disappointment if you're really into asparagus pee and finally make a deal to pay that special someone to pee on you, only to find they don't produce the asparagus smell in their pee. Would you be entitled to your money back?
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Jan 16, 2020 19:54
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Vonnegut Asterisk posted:AITA for trying to wrestle girls on tinder?
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Jan 17, 2020 20:47
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Rosalind posted:Maybe he's doing it in that harassing way that foot pic guys do it where they send unsolicited creepy messages to every single woman begging for foot pics. No idea why it's always foot pic guys, but that's been my experience. Foot fetishists seem to think people won't realise their obsession with feet is sexual, so they'll do all sorts of weird poo poo and then wonder why people hate them. I think it was this thread where I saw a post from some guy asking if it would be weird to offer a friend $200 to massage her feet. Because that's something friends do, right?
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Jan 17, 2020 20:59
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adhuin posted:Everyone in a household is responsible for the children. Don't like it? Get your own household. Oh do gently caress off.
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Jan 18, 2020 13:47
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My fiancé (28M) and I (26F) tried the 36 questions to fall in love and it led to arguments and feeling distant. quote:The question is who would you invite for dinner, he said this guy who’s name he couldn’t remember that could never be killed during WWI and eventually drowned in a river (sorry I tried to googling it and I couldn’t find the name),[ed: people are saying Rasputin] I said John Mulaney. Please tell me there's a historically-significant John Mulaney I'm not thinking of.
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Jan 20, 2020 11:21
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Olanphonia posted:How long is it going to take for this guy to realize he's not in a relationship anymore? The wedding? "My girlfriend has just had a third child with the man she married, only this time they haven't asked me to be the godfather. Is our relationship in trouble?"
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Jan 21, 2020 19:43
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hawowanlawow posted:six is too old to be knocking over cupcake towers and punching them Anyone who "ruins" a gender reveal party is a hero. Buy that kid a new whatever the kids are into.
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Jan 22, 2020 18:18
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Hide your MIL's car keys once you're at the restaurant so he's forced to either use the restaurant toilet or violently poo poo his pants.
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Jan 23, 2020 21:39
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ghost emoji posted:AITA for getting mad that my wife hid carrots in dinner (self.AmItheAsshole) What point does she even think she made? "Ah ha, you don't REALLY hate carrots because you were fine eating a dish that contained carrots you couldn't taste or see!" This makes less sense than the "I didn't think the allergy was real" people.
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Jan 24, 2020 10:59
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La Brea Carpet posted:My (26f) boyfriend (27f) of 2 years is an awful cook, and really rude in the kitchen. Cut his testicles off, cook them as he would, make him eat them.
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Jan 24, 2020 18:01
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MagusofStars posted:The solution here is to tell your family to go to hell and follow my house my rules. Leaving candles unattended is dangerous, you don’t have the right to turn off someone else’s fire alarms if it’s not your house, and smoking indoors in someone else’s house is rude as poo poo.
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Jan 26, 2020 13:35
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"I'd like to be able to get out if the building is on fire" seems reasonable to me. 
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Jan 26, 2020 13:40
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HIJK posted:I think that the story might have been improved if the Curb Your Enthusiasm riff had started playing once the cheater left, if I had a reddit account I'd go over and critique it myself but since I don't, this is the next best thing. Now if everyone wants a good grade this semester then you'll have your own critiques on this turned in to my desk by Friday This post is fake.
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Jan 27, 2020 16:39
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HIJK posted:I wish, do you know how much it sucks to be a teacher?
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Jan 27, 2020 17:27
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Licarn posted:I [20M] do not understand why every girl I try to speak to ignores me I hate these stories where someone writes from the perspective of a ghost who doesn't know they're dead.
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Jan 27, 2020 18:08
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Wait until they start acting up, stand up and loudly say "Sorry, I think there's been a mistake. I came here for a job interview, not to take part in your sexual roleplay."
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Jan 27, 2020 23:18
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Fitzy Fitz posted:What is happiness? Happiness is a hot dinner, is the family together, is the smile of the children. And the son's bully making GBS threads himself in fear.
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Jan 28, 2020 17:37
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artsy fartsy posted:Lol I'd almost forgotten that, when I was around 20 and trying out some very short hairstyles for the first time, Dad told me that angels won't protect a woman with short hair. Can you ask him where it says that in the Bible?
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Jan 28, 2020 17:57
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Kitchner posted:I have a gut feeling if they had asked the daughter she would have said yes. The fact she didn't even ask the daughter makes it clear that this is all about the mother, not the daughter. I'd be curious to know if the daughter thinks sweet 16 is such a big deal.
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Jan 31, 2020 11:01
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Beachcomber posted:The OP is either a lesbian/bi or this is a party Daddy is throwing for his little girl as it mentions 'my wife'. I really shouldn't post when I've just woken up (or at all), I missed the "my wife." That this might have been written by a man makes it even more disturbing that they're so hung up on throwing a "it's legal to gently caress my daughter" party.
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Jan 31, 2020 11:28
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QuarkJets posted:That's not what a sweet 16 is you enormous creep Given your red text, I'm not sure I should take your word for that.
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Jan 31, 2020 17:27
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I realise I may not want to know, but wtf does "ISFJ" mean?
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Feb 1, 2020 17:16
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I presume next she'll wear an "Only Pussies Carry Guns" shirt to an NRA meeting.
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Feb 2, 2020 18:10
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for “cheating” my family out of hundreds of dollars?
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Feb 4, 2020 17:33
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Rent-A-Cop posted:I really want to be gay but I love my cowboy boots. Is there a place for me? You can be straight and wear cowboy boots?
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Feb 4, 2020 19:03
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Is the spanking also a normal part of sports? They really need to televise that part more.
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Feb 4, 2020 22:01
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Kinda want to start a poll as to spanking in sports around the world, 'cos it's not a thing in the UK. And we loving LOVE spanking over here.
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Feb 4, 2020 22:16
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WHERE did the parents find the dildo? If they were rooting around in her bedroom, yeah, they can gently caress off. If the sister was using it as a table decoration at dinner, maybe a conversation about appropriateness needs to be had.
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Feb 5, 2020 16:58
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Clitch posted:This is 99.999~% the mom snooping through her drawers. Oh, totally agree. Just think OP needs to make totally sure before telling her parents to stop being creepy weirdos.
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Feb 5, 2020 17:19
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luxury handset posted:i really need to know this unique, never before discovered sandwich recipe. breaking new grounds in sandwich technology It's a hotdog in a hotdog roll.
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Feb 5, 2020 18:16
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teen witch posted:I got mine at 11, and monthly thereafter which is typically the norm, barring any complications or low weight. It's gross enough that women pee out of their butt, I don't want to hear anything about you bleeding everywhere because you refuse to hold it in.
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teen witch posted:If I could hold it in, I’d spurt it out like a loving fire hydrant at cat callers I think you knew how this would end when you posted that. 
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