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Adding Sandwich Man to the thread hall of fame which includes Pete Timothy Six Flags girl The stripper hand job Eagle Man I'm putting Fight Man in his own wing because it's clearly a shitpost account but he deserves recognition.
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Gather round, I have descended from the Mountain of Posts and bring with me the Divine Lessons of R/Relationships If you propose or accept a threesome you are inviting the meddling of Threesome Satan, who will turn at least one person into an emotional wreck afterward. Opening a relationship will always end in tears. Corollary: if someone asks to open a previously closed relationship, they're already cheating. No romantic partner is worth dealing with unwashed junk. If everyone is telling you the age gap in your relationship is weird, it is. If your partner's family is racist/sexist/otherwise bigoted and they're fine with this, put on your Pete Pants. zakharov fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Jan 14, 2020 |
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pentyne posted:Great way to burn a relationship down, starting bringing in your parents to weigh in on topcis of sexual activity and get opinions on sexual habits your partner tells you. In Europe this is very normal.
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Jan 15, 2020 21:25
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Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Fish $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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Jan 17, 2020 18:02
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Here's a classic situation we can all relate to. https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1218246804896198656?s=19 Among the many other problems here: she was engaged several years ago. She is currently 23.
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Jan 17, 2020 20:09
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Does anyone have the story from the guy who spent literally all day every day "working on his car" while blasting music and thought this was fine because he stayed precisely within quiet hours at his apartment complex?
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Jan 24, 2020 17:23
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My wife donated her wedding dress afterward because gently caress keeping a giant bulky thing in tiny New York closets forever.
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Jan 29, 2020 18:14
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Fitzy Fitz posted:weddings really seem to bring out the worst in a lot of people It's meant to be a once in a lifetime thing. It's expensive. It's emotional. A lot of work goes into it. And multiple families are involved. It's a perfect drama stew.
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I recall Barista Crush causing some kind of meltdown in the last thread.
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Jan 30, 2020 21:50
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What's with all these people having sex by accident
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Jan 31, 2020 20:18
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Problem Sleuth posted:This got an interesting update: Wow, good for the former groom, and way to dodge a bullet.
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Just a warning for people new to the thread, expectations for diners and servers is a volatile topic here that can explode at any moment. Never forget the great check splitting debate of 2019, livened up by the gimmick poster who declared anyone who eats in a restaurant Literally Hitler.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Which gimmick poster was that/do you have any quotes? That sounds incredible. It was carry on then and all the quotes are buried in the giant former thread if anyone wants to search.
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Feb 7, 2020 15:31
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Is spaghetti a noodle, the greatest thread in forums history locked after 1000 pages of heated debate
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FormaldehydeSon posted:it's a matter of cuisine, yes spaghetti is noodles just like ravioli is a dumpling, but a noodle prepared Italian style is different than a noodle (yes even the literal long thin tubes of pasta) prepared Asian style so the etymology reflects that. If you offer someone "noodles" then they won't be expecting spaghetti with marinara sauce. All this and more can be learned by having basic conversations with other human beings hth. This distinction doesn't exist in all forms of English!
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Feb 7, 2020 18:49
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Lasagna contains noodles. It is not really a noodle dish though. Noodle noodle noodle.
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Feb 7, 2020 18:51
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I am genuinely curious about the origin of a phobia of all animals. THE FACE OF TERROR
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Feb 10, 2020 18:32
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I have never had someone come to my door to sell me cable. Plenty of junk mail but no visits. There's no way this can be a profitable sales tactic for Spectrum. What in tarnation?
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Feb 13, 2020 16:11
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Cats are predators who skilfully hunt and devour their prey. Dogs are big dumb walking rugs. Which pet is really more manly hmmmmm? I don't actually believe this, all pets are great.
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Feb 13, 2020 17:09
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What is with these people telling raunchy stories at a family event where grandma is probably there? I feel like this has come up more than once.
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Feb 13, 2020 17:37
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Kobe Bryant died and it’s ruining my relationship. 
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Feb 13, 2020 19:37
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When I got married had assumed my wife would keep her name, but it turned out she had no attachment to it at all and was eager to take mine. Still looks weird when I see the names together.
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coronatae posted:NPR just aired a piece on the concept of "fairness" and opened with a brief history/explanation of the AITA subreddit. They even mentioned party sub guy How did they get around not being able to say rear end in a top hat?
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Sunswipe posted:Maybe I'm empathising with the man too much, but he's asking what this means and she's replying "I'm bisexual." Which, ok, great, but not actually an answer to what that means for their relationship. Does she want to start loving other people? Does she need to rethink their relationship? Does she just want to talk about what people they both find hot? It's on her to share what she's thinking. Maybe he could have tried to move the conversation on with his own suggestions, but I can't blame someone for being a little unsure how to react when their spouse just announces their bisexuality with no warning. There's no magic word but it doesn't take an empath to infer that it's probably a big deal for her to say this. Beep boop how is relationship formed.
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Yet again one person arguing with the entire thread is convinced they're the only reasonable one.
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Feb 24, 2020 21:44
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Sorry to just post the tweet but I'm on mobile and the World's Dumbest Man must be seen. https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1232367481290973185?s=19
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In the comments he's certain that he can get through this without his wife getting too mad. This man is about to die.
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Feb 25, 2020 20:34
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GORDON posted:I have a dollar that says the baby isn't his. She said it was the only sex she'd had in five years.
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Feb 26, 2020 15:41
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In Europe an underwear photo shoot as part of a wedding is very normal.
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Feb 26, 2020 18:17
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Xenocides posted:On a lark I went to look at how expensive weddings relate to divorce rates and was unsurprised that the more you spent on the ring and the wedding the less likely the marriage is to last. Also, the more people you invite to the wedding the more likely it is to last. So big cheap weddings are best I guess. Solution: potluck wedding
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Going to request in advance that we not have the usual derail where people compete to say how little they spent on their wedding.
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Let me tell you, doing a semester abroad in South India as a left handed person was a real challenge. I had to eat with one arm behind my back.
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Three hours every weekday during peak gym time does seem excessive.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Here you go, boo. Is this fight man's cousin
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for uninviting my transgender sibling from my wedding? Didn't this exact story cause a massive flame war in the last thread? Also, Serpent, I'm begging you to please put the body of these stories in quote tags so we can quote just the title easily.
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I don't know why I remember this, but there was a female poster on these very forums who had a maternity-leave related meltdown. "Why should I have to work harder because she decided to get knocked up???"
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What's the cultural background of the last name "Knigga?" Anyway have a racist dipshit: AITA for not adapting to my girlfriends culture? quote:Throwaway because I'm active on another subreddit.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for playing a drinking game with my girlfriend's mom? 
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LadyPictureShow posted:GF loves food What in tarnation
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