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DemoneeHo posted:My Wife Wants Us to Have Sex With Her Brother
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 16:25 |
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Sloth Life posted:How is the answer "I'm not comfortable" and not the sound of a scream receding into the distance?? Yeah, the cologne bit made my eyebrows orbit right over the top of my head. Just.. goddamn.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 16:39 |
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big dyke energy posted:It's just cream soda with butterscotch syrup you can make it at home. My pancreas just started aching.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 00:26 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Aita for telling my girlfriend to stop picking up earthworms in front of my friends? Fuuuuuck this guy. Girl sounds awesome. Oh no! My girlfriend is showing humanity and concern for small creatures, and I don't know how to read the situation. Better put a stop to this! shitbag
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 14:59 |
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Machai posted:Seal yourself in a big Amazon box on the front porch and wait for her to take you upstairs. As long as your name isn't Waldo Jeffers, you should be fine.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2020 17:01 |
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don longjohns posted:One of my middle names is misspelled on my birth certificate but spelled correctly on my Social Security Card. That has caused me more problems than I ever thought possible. For what it's worth: the dude at my local social security office said that your birth certificate means gently caress all if you have a social security card. Whatever is on the SSA card is what your name is, as far as government functions are concerned. I can corroborate this from local dealings. In Kentucky, at least. Who knows what the gently caress other states do.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 00:21 |
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Oh yeah, I don't have a RealID yet, so I don't know. If I have to go with the first and middle name crammed into the first name field again on my drivers license, I will lose my loving mind.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 01:11 |
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When did 'tiddy' become a thing? I thought it was 'titties' or just 'tits' for that single syllable "oomph". E: I guess for context I should clarify: one of those mouse pads has "Tiddy Mouse Pad" as its description.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 13:02 |
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Fuuuuuuck that teacher. I was in the literal bottom numerical 10 in my graduating high school class, took a year off, and ended up graduating with a 4.0, at the top of my engineering class at college. People change and public school performance and behavior means nothing, because sometimes students treat public school like the joke it usually is. gently caress off and mind your own business.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2021 22:57 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:She doubles down in the comments: Wow. It's almost like people pick up on lovely nosey people and want nothing to do with them.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2021 23:08 |
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quote:mind my own business Wow. Given those circumstances, this is the single thing you absolutely should not do.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 02:45 |
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Loving the life insurance one. "I can't trust you enough to not want to kill me for a few hundred thousand dollars, but I will stay with you and continue to let myself fall asleep next to you every night."
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 18:32 |
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The Maroon Hawk posted:Found it! So many shown whole asses, that poo poo can't be safe for work. as a boring white man, white people need to shut the gently caress up and sit down
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 18:21 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Ever just wanna be a little psycho? With a personality like that? Ain't no way she's keeping that poo poo edible.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 19:52 |
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What possible good could come from sticking around? Just sever. Preferably from a distance so she can't murder you in a fit of rage.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 22:13 |
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Poor Matt. That sounds weird and uncomfortable as hell.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 01:41 |
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He needs to leave skid marks in her underwear for her to handle by herself, then go to his grave denying it was him.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 12:47 |
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and the picture is... quite something.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 23:08 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:Romcom poisoning, eh? Hahahahahahaha This is the good poo poo. This is what keeps us going.
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# ¿ May 1, 2021 21:48 |
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Taybaysco sauce
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# ¿ May 12, 2021 02:45 |
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Literally the best thing you can do with contrarians / skeptics / devil's advocates is to excise them from your life. I knew one once and no matter what the topic of discussion was, they insisted on digging into everything, like down to "can you really be sure that the M.D. on that byline is actually a medical doctor? how do you know his bona fides? do you really trust the publication to verify his credentials?" blah blah blah. I eventually just stopped talking to him. Like a healthy bit of skepticism, I get, and understand. But the pathological need to argue with people is just tedious and boring. Those kinds of people have nothing of value to say, and do nothing to enrich your life. The sooner you remove them from it, the happier you will be.
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# ¿ May 23, 2021 21:11 |
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DaveSauce posted:"You're a poo poo engineer if you can't give an exact answer in 10 seconds" is quite the hot take. Usually the question is, "hey the customer asked for a ball fondler, can we do that?" 90% of the time there's no timeline, there's no budget, it's just an open ended question that can be answered a million ways. Yeah, unless the question is something absurdly simple like "how long would it take to count the number of ASCII characters in the text of this children's book, already in a handy plain text file format", any given timeline is going to range from "mildly inaccurate" to "hilariously wrong". Part of engineering is figuring out what the requirement provider actually needs and what their requirements actually are, not just "hey can you make a widget". That takes quite a while sometimes.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 19:31 |
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darkwasthenight posted:If then my bad, but yes that is literally the actor from Grease creeping on Hooters girls. poo poo, I was thinking Froggy from Laserblast. How is anyone surprised that this guy is weird as gently caress.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 18:03 |
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Ain't no "going to" about it
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2021 22:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:38 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Maybe this? WHERE THE gently caress IS YOUR CHIN
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 18:52 |