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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Miss posted:

My (30m) fiance (28f) offended my friends, now they're threatening to not come to the wedding.

He should really have a clue what to do.

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

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gamers rise up

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Clawtopsy posted:

i love ordering dumb small poo poo off wish and ali express, as a snack or treat

you can have little a chinese slave factory product. as a treat

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for not shaving my head alongside my coworkers in support of a coworker with cancer?

I work at a gas station, have for over a year. It's got a small subway inside, and we have a staff of 8 on the gas station side. Subway has a staff of 10.

Our assistant manager on the gas side was diagnosed with cancer and as it usually happens shaved her hair when it began falling out from the chemo.

Everyone in the store has decided to shave their heads in support. Everyone. Both gas station side and subway side. I'm the only one who wont and I'm being treated very passive-aggressively. I'm getting snide comments Time to time, when customers ask why everyone shaved their heads all my coworkers give sarcastic responses clearly aimed at me. It's been a few weeks and I'm getting frustrated. I've mentioned it to my manager and she gave me something how they're frustrated that not everyone seems fully committed to wishing our assistant manager good luck.

I'm a 27 year old guy. I havent cut my hair in 5 years other than basic trims to remove dead ends and groom it. I'm proud of my hair. I've only cut my hair once since I turned 18. I know it sounds stupid but I am very proud of my hair. I suffer from major depression and my hair is the one thing in my life I feel I have control over, if that makes any sense. Plus I have never found a short hair style that made me feel comfortable or one I felt I looked good in.

Tl:dr AITA for not cutting my hair along my coworkers to support a coworker diagnosed with cancer. Coworkers seem to treat me like one

two pages back but chimin in to say Id sooner blow my loving brains out than shave my head to «show support» to a fuckin manager.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

DeadMansSuspenders posted:

This one has an interesting twist!
My girlfriend (F 29) who had been talking about future/children with me (M 27) went to Burning Man and came back a different person.

yes.

Lmao she definitely did mdma and/or lsd and hosed someone else at burning man.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

DemoneeHo posted:

Just be glad he's got a bedpan with him at all times instead of making GBS threads in some ratty gurglespurts pants


Could you imagibe? Shatty Tatty and his Ratty Pants

Shatty Tatty and his Putrid Pantaloons

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Am i the rear end in a top hat for not letting people exploit me

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

MarcusSA posted:

The last 5 days are on the beach but yeah gonna do jungle stuff.

Something about a monkey preserve or something.

You should do drugs in the jungle.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Huge lol at the guy with the extremely attractive woke jumpsuit gf. You're not going to be burdened by her fashion sense for much longer you loving grade A idiot.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for forcing my high-earning profession on a teacher on parent's day?

Guillotine.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

These vision tests are loving me up and I wish they would stop

Curse whoever started this

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for locking my GF out?

Lmfao holy poo poo

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

artsy fartsy posted:

AITA for peeing on my ex boyfriends food?
I know it sounds a bit weird but there's a reason.


Wow

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Solus M.D. posted:

AITA for thinking my coworker is milking the fact her son passed away 3 years ago?

Endless, perpetual wailing. The agonizing neurological shrieking of synapses firing their signals into the hungry void. That's all i hear now, in my head, after reading that post

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Bruceski posted:

Is a Latvian driver's license really more expensive than two plane tickets, rental fees, and a social security number (which requires an immigration visa)?

Probably yeah. At least here in Norway getting your drivers license will easily run you $2000-3000. When I worked at disney world pretty much everyone from europe would spend a day and 75 dollars to get a drivers license that would be valid at home after taking a test rather than the weeks or months and thousands of dollars itd cost at home.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

pentyne posted:

None of that makes any legal sense.

In America this is very normal

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

A 28 year old aspiring Animal Crossing youtuber who lives with his parents might be the most pathetic loving thing I've ever read.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

What the actual gently caress.

E: in response to the cam model(??) blowing her accountant(????????) and loving said accountants son(????? ??????????? ?)

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Miss posted:

I (M27) lost control on a date in front of her (F21) whole family. What can I do now?


don't worry folks, there is an update, he decided to go out with her again and proposed on their third date

What the gently caress

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Miss posted:

FMIL wants us to give FSIL our wedding



Update


how rich do you think OP is?
she's probably richer than that

Shes from loving old british money, gently caress her and gently caress her entire family.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Piell posted:

AITA for having my wife's antique chairs refinished as a mothers day present? She is so angry she may actually divorce me over this and she's 5 months pregnant.

quote:

So on mother's day I brought all the chairs into the living room with a big bow to surprise her. She literally has only stopped crying long enough to tell me she wants a divorce.

Holy lol

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

If they are attacked by the cougar, why don't they simply defeat and kill it, in unarmed combat :confused:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Miss posted:

(26F) Broke up with guy (28M) who didn't act like he cared. Months later of no contact, I start dating again. Reaction from ex AND his family is very unexpected... what's going on?

Leisure Suit Larry

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Benagain posted:

So there are people in this thread who jump on every cheating revenge story and tease out the details and go on and on about how all cheaters are subhuman scum that deserve everything bad that ever happens to them is 100% justified and it is creepy as gently caress.

The appropriate response to being cheated on is to break up with the other person. Once you start getting into twisted revenge fantasies you have become a monster yourself and are garnering no sympathy.

Please stop chuckling and rubbing your hands together. "Wouldn't it be awesome if I had the balls/brains/whatever to do this to the person who RUINED MY LIFE seven years ago and who I obsessively think about every day truly the wrong that was done me was the wrongest wrong ever and all cheaters deserve to die" just gets so loving old when it is the only goddamn thing you can post or talk about. Please get some therapy to help you move on and build a new life and a new identity that does not revolve around getting cheated on. You're not winning.

Why don't you simply fight, and beat, the cheater in unarmed combat :confused:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Sunswipe posted:

Do American banks not have computers?

American banks have spent decades tricking americans into thinking banking has to be expensive and difficult. Basically anything a bank does in europe that makes the banking experience easier isn't allowed in the US and might even be illegal.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Still extremely shook by the dad giving the car to the wrong son, just such a monumental gently caress up.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

chemtrail huffer posted:

My boyfriend sells Pokemon Cards as his career and 3 years ago I cost him thousands of dollars in merchandise. He proposed to me this weekend but I can't forgive myself for what happened 3 years ago, and I don't think I can marry him because of it.

Fakest post in any r/r thread by a wide margin. A loving professional pokemon card dealer who isn't a raging misogynist rear end in a top hat? No loving way.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

teen witch posted:

AITA for explaining to my son that he needs to put his foot down about being in the delivery room for the birth of his child?

I find this dude very strange, and his weird insistence that fathers cant bond with their children unless they witness the birth makes me uncomfortable for some reason so he is definitely the rear end in a top hat.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Deformed Church posted:

He's right but "you're an annoying SJW!!!" is the worst possible way to make that point so I can understand why she's upset. Like a whole lot of these people, he should probably have just said exactly what he said in the post rather than saying something totally different and then complaining on the internet that she didn't understand.

I don't think the man who declared himself "not feminist" and who uses SJW as an insult (to his own SO no less) is right about anything in any aspect of his life, to be honest. Send him ro the mines.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Invisible Clergy posted:

AITA for firing my cousin's boyfriend because he was having affair with another woman?

Was this written by a neural net?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Smirking_Serpent posted:

My bf (20m) wants me (20f) to shave “down there”

Lollllll

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

My favorite thing about this thread is the never-ending deluge of Rational Men completely detonating their entire lives over socks or lettuce or whatever. It makes me feel better about my own sometimes less than stellar decision making that while not optimal is light years beyond these absolute garbage bags.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Actually laughed out loud from the guy buying the japanese school girl outfit (from the porn he likes, he specifies!) for his chinese girlfriend. How do these dudes survive

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for not cleaning up my "butt rags"?

What the gently caress

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

WHY is the rear end and cleaning thereof seriously such a loving convoluted process for these people

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for exposing the nature of my boyfriend and I's sex life on the internet?

Everyone in this post has worms on the brain

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Miss posted:

I [17F] need advice on how to tell my aunt [30sF] that I cannot babysit her daughter any longer.


UPDATE: I [17F] need advice on how to tell my aunt [30sF] that I cannot babysit her daughter any longer.


Ok this one had me fired up, god drat.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Evil Willow posted:

AITA for making my son go to a worse school to take care of his sister?

Wow I'm actually angry now and the day's barely started.

Oh wait I forgot we're living in the capitalist hell timeline where grinding misery is the norm (we split from the original timeline when, due to rogue gravity waves and quantum interference, studio execs chose to greenlight Alien 3)

Biplane fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Jun 2, 2020

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

pentyne posted:

He's still a moron because

a) 80% of a corporate/office/cubicle job is play acting at being busy and liking your job
b) Never burn a bridge behind you in your job history
c) Using them as a reference one day means they might poo poo talk you about that with the vague "not a team player" terms
d) It takes zero effort to lie and make up an excuse about needing to leave on time
e) There's no reason to be an anti-social loner if you have coworkers, you can socialize with them around the coffee maker or chat for a few minutes about work/life casual topics
f) He sounds like someone who expects to get by on the merits of his work alone and sees socializing at a job he hates as beneath him which is far more telling about his personality then anything else; most human beings have jobs they hate and at least get along with the people they work with to stay sane
g) Don't talk poo poo about your current employer on social media, and especially don't get negative about them in the middle of a performance review, save that for when you've moved on

Counterpoint: suck my poo poo.

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

wrobg thread

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