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chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Cowboy loses to Conor and suddenly he was never good, of course

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Ginette Reno posted:

I thought he looked kinda nervous but then he just hosed him up

It had nothing to do with Cerrone and more to do with me thinking Conor would be drunk off his rear end until the morning of the fight.

Goodpart
Jan 9, 2004

quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
rip
Kinda half considered that Conor was gonna shoulder strike Grandma Cerrone just then

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Cowboy actually ate that knee/thigh pretty hard dodging that opening haymaker.

pizza combos
Feb 23, 2011

BlindSite posted:

He seemed to be waiting for the stoppage for a while.

That's how it looked to me too. He didn't event try to put up a fight. Unfortunately I think he doesn't have it in him anymore. Which is understandable at his age, having a kid and all that.

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
remember when Khabib's corner men all whooped Conor's? that was cool

hawaiian_robot
Dec 5, 2006

And I'm happy just to sit here,
At a table with old friends.
And see which one of us can tell the biggest lies
was Cerrone going for a glove touch at the start

like zero surprise he ate poo poo but

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
You could actually hear the impact of those shoulder strikes, of all things. I think Conor McGregor is a disgusting piece of poo poo as a person but the dude can fight.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Le Saboteur posted:

Imagine paying full price for that PPV card. Goddamn.

Lmao I only paid 35




I paid 50 for espn+ first :suicide:

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



chaleski posted:

Cowboy loses to Conor and suddenly he was never good, of course

I love Cowboy but honestly wonder if part of the reason this went this way is all of the fights he's taken means he's 300 years old in MMA years. Poor dude has put his body through a lot and since this is modern UFC, without the power of roids.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TheKingslayer posted:

Haha. I'm just joking. It's just a joke guy.

I just remembered this is the same guy who cried foul about Colby losing a few months ago lol

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Dangersim posted:

He'll beat the gently caress out of him

Jorge would knock him sillier than his last coke bender did.

Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat
I have to admit, those shoulder strikes were cool.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Every art that involves a clinch trains the nose to shoulder break, with the caveat that it will never happen.

Cowboy should retire.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Goodpart posted:

Kinda half considered that Conor was gonna shoulder strike Grandma Cerrone just then

The ultimate heel move

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Mekchu posted:

I just remembered this is the same guy who cried foul about Colby losing a few months ago lol

Yep. He's a low effort troll dumb gently caress.

Tehran 1979
Jan 28, 2019

by Lowtax

chaleski posted:

Cowboy loses to Conor and suddenly he was never good, of course

people have been saying cerrone is a can crushing choke artist for years you autist

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


The Human Crouton posted:

Every art that involves a clinch trains the nose to shoulder break, with the caveat that it will never happen.

Cowboy should retire.

He more than likely made more tonight than all his fights combined so now is the time to ride off in the sunset.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Jack B Nimble posted:

I have to admit, those shoulder strikes were cool.

Yeah they were. I’ve never really seen someone connect on shoulder strokes like that

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dan Didio posted:

Jorge would knock him sillier than his last coke bender did.

Jorge repeats the flying knee strike he did on Askren, Conor repeats the perfectly timed punch he did on Aldo, both men KOed in the opening 5 seconds of the fight.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
What an effortless domination, god drat.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Tehran 1979 posted:

people have been saying cerrone is a can crushing choke artist for years you autist

Those people are loving morons

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
man it's been a while, i forgot how bad the gdts for mcgregor fights are

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

jabro posted:

He more than likely made more tonight than all his fights combined so now is the time to ride off in the sunset.

his disclosed pay was $200k, so even if they double that in backroom pay bonuses he ain't got no retirement money

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

TheKingslayer posted:

Yep. He's a low effort troll dumb gently caress.

Lol youre just a salty bitch because I said Colby wad a legit contender. I never cried foul about how the fight ended. You dumb oval office.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jabro posted:

He more than likely made more tonight than all his fights combined so now is the time to ride off in the sunset.

*Hank Williams plays in the background*

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



i thought that was the weirdest conor post-fight interview ever. it wasn't incoherent in the cool, fun cokehead way but rather in the guy-calling-his-ex-girlfriend off-putting way. stripping him of the belts musta really got to him good in the feels

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

those shoulder strikes were nasty

wonder how adelaide wouldve scored them

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Cowboys been knocked out 3 times in a row now. Poor dude.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

CarlCX posted:

his disclosed pay was $200k, so even if they double that in backroom pay bonuses he ain't got no retirement money

He's getting millions

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

https://twitter.com/NateDiaz209/status/1218770241720737793

Goodpart
Jan 9, 2004

quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
rip
https://twitter.com/NateDiaz209/status/1218768181356982272

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Didn't expect him to be this fast

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
UFC desperately want masvidal vs mcgregor, and hell, so do I.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Dangersim posted:

He's getting millions

the UFC isn't really a "give you millions when we don't have to" kind of organization and I doubt Cowboy's getting any of Conor's points

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Catch me at Conor's afterparty on the strip


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVka5T5hC88

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

gently caress I'm glad I checked the thread just for this

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity




The hero we don't deserve in these trying times.

209, my dear mushmouthed friend. 209.

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
Well the Roxanne-Maycee bloodhug fight was pretty good. There's atleast that.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

BlindSite posted:

Lol youre just a salty bitch because I said Colby wad a legit contender. I never cried foul about how the fight ended. You dumb oval office.

Ah yes I'm the salty bitch. Just look at yourself lol

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