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Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

PIZZA.BAT posted:

calm down son, it’s just a shitpost

are the 10 posts full of ghoulishness and resentment that are about to quote the one i'm making right now also shitposts

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Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

TheBuilder posted:

can anyone please explain what the gently caress was going on in Italy to be a supercenter?

every time someone in Italy cooked a meal or tasted a well-cooked meal, they would bring their fingers to their lips and kiss them.
as we now know, this kind of behavior is precisely what the CDC recommends against

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
scientists in Hubei have identified one risk factor of contracting the novel coronavirus is "having huge guts"

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

Crowsbeak posted:

Thank God it kills boomers.

ghoulish.

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

Crowsbeak posted:

Nah. They brought it on themselves.

ghoulish.

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

Xguard86 posted:

What is this email?

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

Walked posted:

Seeing a LOT of social media military movement on the east coast today. NYC, Baltimore, NJ, Florida

Something is up

Begun, the alone wars have.

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
chud boomer chud chud boomer maga chud maga boomer chud chud boomer :corona: :guillotine: chud boomer maga chud boomer boomer chud chud boomer boomer maga chud :guillotine:

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

Moola posted:

'this' close to joining a suicide cult or hibernating for a year

coin flip to choose which one tbh

you've already chosen the first one by reading this thread

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

Tarquinn posted:

Not gonna lie, I laughed.

don’t u laugh as the hearse goes by.... 4 u may be... the next 2 die...

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

mycomancy posted:

I think a terrifying painful death is pretty good justice.

that's rad

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
trying to decide what lube to use while masturbating and imagining an old person dying -- the more painfully the better

think i'm just gonna let the natural juices do the work. luckily, scientists have found no traces of SARS-CoV-2 in such excretions so I won't even have to wash my hands afterward

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

mycomancy posted:

No bloodlust here. Just chudlust.

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
I l;ike to imagine i'm a pretty badass superhero, but not the lame kind -- the kind that likes it when people die, like Roarshark (sp?) or The Punisher, or maybe Todd McFarlane's Spawn. but leftist

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

mycomancy posted:

I know right? It's like talking to a bunch of :decorum: poisoned College Democrats

rather have decorum than be a miserable ghoul

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
penis?

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

The Saucer Hovers posted:

lol that youre still enforcing the politics thing burt

please continue to enforce the politics thing burt

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

The Saucer Hovers posted:

look at this baby bitch

lookin... yeah, lookin cute

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

There’s gunna be a loving movie about a couple finding love on goddamn zoom isn’t there

it’s gonna be based on the “cute girl dancing on a rooftop” thing

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Roni's gonna kill most of the mammals and the second Age of Reptiles will begin.

the annunaki already control this world, friend

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
yeah, you’d have to be some kind of ogre

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

VikingSkull posted:

Cuomo spent early March saying this wasn't a big deal and resisting Di Blasio's calls to lock down NYC so I'm not sure why people think he's a competent leader

seriously, I feel like I’m the only one who remembers that.

I’m certain the school closing thing is yet another dick waving contest between him and Di Blasio

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
goons know all about cooking and nutrition, cf chickencheese, meatship, etc

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

coronavirus posted:

Guys, you really don't need to worry about any extra rights taken away or abuses of power, all this will be curbed once the pandemic is over. Trust your federal government. We got rid of that patriot act as soon as we knew the taliban was no longer an immediate threat.

fortunate then that our federal government is doing jack poo poo

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
I soak chicken breasts in my bathtub for at least 96 hours after purchasing them to allow the soapy water to destroy the coronavirus’ envelope

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
The spinning creates what scientists are calling a “wind vortex” that acts as a barrier against devils.

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
Not a single one of my whitenoise posts has been challenged, so you should pay attention when I say the total death count of covid19 will be in the trillions.

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
it’s where you go to post fantasies about murdering your parents

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
logging in to the disease thread to talk about my cum

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
from “if you shop for food you are not taking this seriously” to “fifty percent of the population dying would be fine” this has been a wild couple of pages

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

quote:

marvel poo poo

I liked this thread better when people were talking about their pet peeves in porno lighting

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
I’m sorry are there seriously multiple people on this page going to bat for the CCP

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
:ohdear:

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

ruddiger posted:

calm down mr president

pointing to my mug that reads “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my covfefe“

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

Shaocaholica posted:

The NYT article reads like the beginning of RE4.

Ivanka Trump has been kidnapped by cultists?

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
How can you mention Pedro and Puck and then say the 90s sucked? You contradict yourself

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

dee eight posted:

anybody still doing that 8 o'clock howl thing besides my neighbors?

your neighbors are a pack of coyotes, please keep your cats indoors

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

Synthetic Dreams posted:

Oh boy, even goons are now doomsaying over this. Feels pretty grim to be honest.

lol “even” goons, famous for their optimism and normal working brains

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Thank gently caress I don't have a "working brain" like the right wing of America.

that’s definitely what I was implying, good work

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Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
Ananas is great I won’t hear a foul word spoken against him

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