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Which one of them is the jedi
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Jan 22, 2020 02:05
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Please make the subform a big success so that we can have a Star Trek subforum
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Jan 22, 2020 02:05
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You absolutely can not, op. I’m calling the police.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:06
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Pick posted:Please make the subform a big success so that we can have a Star Trek subforum If star trek is going to compete in a galaxy of multiculturalism it is going to have to rise to the top by demonstrating commitment to its ideals and a high degree of sexual tension
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Jan 22, 2020 02:07
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Namtab posted:Which one of them is the jedi it's star trek so either god, a space probe or a whale
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Jan 22, 2020 02:16
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DEEP THOUGHT ZONE Star Trek Articles of the Federation HISTORIANS NOTE: This novel commences shortly after the events of the feature film Star Trek Nemesis, as well as the novels A Time for War, a Time for Peace by Keith R.A. DeCandido, Death in Winter by Micheal Jan Friedman and Titan: Taking Wing by Micheal A. Martin & Andy Mangels.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:27
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JANUARY 2380 "It sure is hell to be president." ---Harry S Truman
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Jan 22, 2020 02:28
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Chapter Onequote:Ele'er sat impatiently on her stool in the learning room. Mother was late, of course --- she was always late for their learning sessions, which meant they ended later, which meant Ele'er was always late for sky-singing because it meant she couldn't go through her warm ups, and when she couldn't go through her warm-ups, she sang poorly, and the song leader gave a disapproving look. Ele'er would explain that mother had been late with her lesson and that it had been important, but the songleader never cared. Okay right off the bat Ele'er needs to officially stop pushing herself so damned hard. There is more to life than Songleader! And more importantly what in the everloving gently caress is Ele'er's mom doing all damned day that she can't get her daughter on the fuckin bus to song-camp? Don't they have fuckin transporters in this era??? Just beam her to class!
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Jan 22, 2020 02:32
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Honestly given that the federation now possesses the technology to create unlimited sentient AI copies with portable force field holoprojectors, why won’t they replace all soldiers with the emergency medical hologram from voyager
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Jan 22, 2020 02:36
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Is Star Trek the Game of Thrones to Star Wars' Lord of the Rings?
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Jan 22, 2020 02:38
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Namtab posted:Which one of them is the jedi sulu since he's the only one i remember with a sword
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Jan 22, 2020 02:38
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quote:Mother finally transported into the learning room in a shimmer of light. Ele'er knew she'd used the transporter because she was running late. Ele'er isn't exactly stunning me with her insights here but let me just focus for a second on how apparently all of this scheduling crap and vocal warmups can't be pushed back even five minutes because of some vague lateness and somehow this is all in a society with no travel time. quote:"I apologize for my tardiness," Mother said, pulling a padd out of a pocket in her cloak and sitting on the larger stool that faced Ele'ers. While they were both seated, Mother remained on a higher plane by sitting on her taller stool, reinforcing her position as both parent and teacher. Just in case you're too loving dumb to read into the author's subtle symbolism here we get it broken so that we don't need worry that this book is gonna bother us with poo poo like 'subtext'. Also Mother is mostly teaching Ele'er to be late all the damned time. quote:Ele'er started to remind her that she'd be late for sky-singing, but mother didn't give her the chance. "Today's lesson will involve the politics of the Federation." Ele'er felt the folds of her skin tighten. She hated when the lesson involved politics.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:41
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i'm gonna start to rek your poo poo 
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Jan 22, 2020 02:41
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i never read star trek (fan)fiction growing up but I read a heck of a lot of star warss books. is it just as bad as the SW ones?
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Jan 22, 2020 02:41
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The Star Trek books vary a lot.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:42
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quote:"We are going to observe the Federation News Service, because they have a segment called Illuminating the City of Light" She's right.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:45
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I’ve never watched much Next Gen because Data creeps me out
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Jan 22, 2020 02:45
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Up Circle posted:i never read star trek (fan)fiction growing up but I read a heck of a lot of star warss books. is it just as bad as the SW ones? i dont know the answer to this for sure, but i do know that i picked up a random star trek book off a used bookstore shelf a week ago and it was a story about lwaxana troi
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Jan 22, 2020 02:45
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'Hey there kid today instead of going to school to learn how to sing you're gonna sit on this stool and we're gonna watch sixty minutes documentaries'
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Jan 22, 2020 02:46
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Pick posted:The Star Trek books vary a lot. no book will top shatner's
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Jan 22, 2020 02:47
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sponges posted:I’ve never watched much Next Gen because Data creeps me out 
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Jan 22, 2020 02:48
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Makeout Patrol posted:i dont know the answer to this for sure, but i do know that i picked up a random star trek book off a used bookstore shelf a week ago and it was a story about lwaxana troi Look old people have sex too
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Jan 22, 2020 02:48
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Raskolnikov38 posted:no book will top shatner's The ones that he ghost wrote where Spock seems really gay for him and nobody can tell if it's because the ghost writer thought spock should be really gay for him or if it was Shatner intervening to make sure that everybody loves Captain Kirk, even if it's in a gay way
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Jan 22, 2020 02:48
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Pick posted:The ones that he ghost wrote where Spock seems really gay for him and nobody can tell if it's because the ghost writer thought spock should be really gay for him or if it was Shatner intervening to make sure that everybody loves Captain Kirk, even if it's in a gay way no the one where he's resurrected by the romulans and then fucks the romulan comander and then flips the big "blow up planet" switch on the borg homeworld
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Jan 22, 2020 02:51
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quote:"What was that?" Mother said tersely. At this time it seems like we are being forced to ask ourselves whether this 'Mother' character has any idea what a non-stupid name would sound like. I present for the court exhibit A, Ele'er. Please anyone who would like to step up to the plate and tell me how you'd pronounce this beast of a name I'd be all ears.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:53
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quote:"What is the seat of the federation government?" You know how in TV Courts you can stand up at any time and shout OBJECTION: RELEVANCE and then the person talking has to explain why what they're saying has anything to do with the conversation that got us here? That's what I think Ele'er should be doing here re: her opinion on whether 'Illuminating the City of Light" is a dumb name for a news-segment and what that has to do with the seat of the federation government. quote:"A city called London." I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna make the jokes. quote:"It is in Paris, in a building known as the Palais de la Concorde"
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Jan 22, 2020 02:58
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Pick posted:The ones that he ghost wrote where Spock seems really gay for him and nobody can tell if it's because the ghost writer thought spock should be really gay for him or if it was Shatner intervening to make sure that everybody loves Captain Kirk, even if it's in a gay way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG5422UoW5U
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Jan 22, 2020 03:08
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quote:Though Ele'er was tempted to point out to Mother that she had no need to know the differences among the many cities of a planet that (its role as the seat of the Federation government notwithstanding) was light-years away from Bre'el IV in terms of both distance and relevance, she knew that it would probably just result in another demerit. Ele'er lives life by demerits and schedules. She isn't going to be songleader at this rate she's going to try and murder he classmates. quote:"what is the name of the native population of Earth?"
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Jan 22, 2020 03:13
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quote:Mother made another note on her padd; Ele'er feared another demerit. Not much of note here other than more demerits.
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Jan 22, 2020 03:35
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Up Circle posted:i never read star trek (fan)fiction growing up but I read a heck of a lot of star warss books. is it just as bad as the SW ones? I remember the Voyager continuation novels starting off with the main villain being a corrupt Starfleet admiral who had a sex fetish for Borg implants and thus secretly Borged herself, and maybe some other people as well. On the other hand, Andrew Robinson's novel that elaborates the backstory of Garak is pretty damned good.
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Jan 22, 2020 03:57
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Namtab posted:Which one of them is the jedi 
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Jan 22, 2020 03:57
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star trek is boring as poo poo
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Jan 22, 2020 03:59
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I was gonna make a post about star trek being good, but then I wondered, is it? Series that are good TOS TNG DS9 One fourth of S2 discovery Series that are bad Voyager Enterprise The rest of discovery So I guess my original calculations were correct Star Trek.... is good sponges posted:I’ve never watched much Next Gen because Data creeps me out Did you know Data is fully functional ? Tasha Yar does
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Jan 22, 2020 04:02
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El Generico posted:i'm gonna start to rek your poo poo
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Jan 22, 2020 04:05
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ahem right right where we left off this was important no doubt
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Jan 22, 2020 04:12
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TOS movies are good too
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Jan 22, 2020 04:12
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quote:Mother removed a control from her cloak and pressed a button on it. The emitters located in the walls lit up, and five figures seated at a desk appeared in the learning room. One of them was a Bre'ella like her-- Ele'er thought he looked familiar, but she couldn't place his face, though his cloaks red color indicated a high office. Jeeze getting a bit forward here mom
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Jan 22, 2020 04:14
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quote:Councillor Nitram, of course, Ele'er chastised herself. She was grateful for Mother's phrasing of the question-- assuming that Ele'er knew Bre'el's representative on the federation council-- had saved her the embarrassment of admitting she hadn't recognized him.
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Pollyanna posted:star trek is boring as poo poo yeah but what's more boring than star wars atats and loving lightsaber dances over and over and over again
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