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What is Chili?
It's a soup
It's a Chili
It makes me severely ill to even think about this type of food.
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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Does chili exist as a subset of soup, or is it a different category called: Chili.

Please, tell me.


For reference, here is chili:


And here is soup:


For context, here are my biases vis-a-vis this issue:


Chili is not a soup.


Thank you for your time, I look forward to your response.

Love,
Jasus

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
If you ask what kind of soups they have at a restaurant, they'll list chili if they have it. Should I start yelling at them?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



:chef:

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Chili is a stew, which is distinct from a soup

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Soup is just water flavored by whatever poo poo you threw in the pot. Chili implies some actual substance to chew on.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



If I want chili and somebody brings me soup, I'm not satisfied.

If I want soup and somebody brings me chili, I'm not satisfied.

They are different.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Tom Gorman posted:

Chili is a stew, which is distinct from a soup
Seriously. Thicken that motherfucker up, OP

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

One thing about chili is if it doesn't come with cornbread then I don't even bother.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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NO loving BEANS IN MY CHILI!!!!!!!!!!!! <:mad:>

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Solved the problem without thinking for ourselves, a goon success story.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


I feel so relieved.

I do wonder why we couldn't get a quote from the president of the International Chili Society, though? Were they busy??

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
Soup ain't meant to be put on poo poo. Chili ain't no soup.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

You can make taco soup or tomato soup or beef stew, all things that aren't soup turned into it. If chilli isn't a soup does that mean you can make chili soup?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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It's like boats and ships.

You can have a chili style soup but you can't have a soup that is a chili.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i like a nice thick bean soup with tomato paste and ground beef

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Chili is greasy meat soup OP.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


we are all greasy meat soup

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Beans belong in chili, which is a stew

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Chili is greasy meat soup OP.
a well is just a bowl full of greasy meat gazpacho after i throw you down one!!!!!!!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It's a stew

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Chili is greasy meat soup OP.
Strain your beef, jeez

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Jasus Christ posted:

For reference, here is chili:


that's not a chili, it's a chili-themed soup

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


I accept that Chili can be used as a sauce, but never in the way that pesto or horse-radish is a sauce.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
soupy chilis aren't really chili, they're taco soup

edit: poo poo I can't believe I missed an opportunity to post this

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

one can of corn

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Chili and stew are good, soup is a garbage food for garbage people.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Seaniqua posted:

soupy chilis aren't really chili, they're taco soup

If that's what you want to call it now Diana, go take a bathroom break to deal with it I'll watch the sales floor.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Soup has a water base. Chili has a tomato base. If you add water to Chili you are watering it down.

Don't start with that "Tomatoes are mostly water" bullshit. I am so sick of your poo poo right now and you are on thin ice with me. If you want to keep with that contrarian argument you can go back and live with your mother and give her that poo poo. I've had it with you!!!

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
cook your chili until the water is effectively gone and the only source of moisture is fat

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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UltraRed posted:

Soup has a water base. Chili has a tomato base. If you add water to Chili you are watering it down.

Don't start with that "Tomatoes are mostly water" bullshit. I am so sick of your poo poo right now and you are on thin ice with me. If you want to keep with that contrarian argument you can go back and live with your mother and give her that poo poo. I've had it with you!!!
If you use water instead of broth I don't know what to say.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Seaniqua posted:

cook your chili until the water is effectively gone and the only source of moisture is fat

Fat is already a major source of moisture for me.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

how watery is your chili if it could be considered a soup

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

Where's gruel fit into this?

For that matter, what of porridge?

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

UltraRed posted:

Soup has a water base. Chili has a tomato base. If you add water to Chili you are watering it down.

Don't start with that "Tomatoes are mostly water" bullshit. I am so sick of your poo poo right now and you are on thin ice with me. If you want to keep with that contrarian argument you can go back and live with your mother and give her that poo poo. I've had it with you!!!

UltraRed tomato sauce. Now with chunks for a limited time. The water unlocks the flavor!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



ThePopeOfFun posted:

Where's gruel fit into this?

For that matter, what of porridge?

Porridge is just grains like oatmeal or cream of wheat and I think gruel is just another name for porridge?

edit: apparently gruel is just porridge that's been watered down a lot. So yeah, neither is soup or chili!

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Chili is a topping

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


None of this matters, what does matter is that ghosts are a type of soup

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Listen to this rear end in a top hat, the Vice President of a soup club

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
There is actually zero difference between chili and soup. You imbecile. You loving moron.

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