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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Chewbacca’s entire home planet is getting reamed by the empire, the forests clear cut for resource extraction, the people slaughtered or enslaved. But hope is not lost! Some Wookiees retreat into the wilderness and mount a brave guerilla resistance against the invaders. Not Chewbacca though, he hangs out with his loser pal on the opposite end of the galaxy and smuggles drugs for the mob.

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Every Star Wars game in existence has a mission where you rescued Wookiees from slavery. But then in the next game they’re all enslaved again. So what the gently caress.

Oh those silly Wookiees! Just can’t stop getting enslaved

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Chewbacca lives by the gun

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