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this whole disease made me crave chinese food so i ordered some
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Jan 26, 2020 09:24
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financial tip: invest in bat soup futures rn because after these last few weeks, the price can only go up uP UP
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Jan 26, 2020 09:35
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Pro-tip: you could probably use one of those pullover fishing sun protection masks from a sporting goods store
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Jan 26, 2020 20:46
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*visibly pale, mucus all over my face, bat wing sticking out of my mouth, putting a 50 pack of masks into my cart at walmart*
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Jan 26, 2020 22:12
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all i have is a single modelo chelada 24 oz in the fridge. i should have prepped with more booze instead of idly buying thousands of rounds of .22LR everytime they were on sale. turns out all you need is 1
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Jan 26, 2020 22:15
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One of my friends has a regular cold and is currently traveling. She's asian and chuckling at all the Whites not-so-subtly keeping their distance
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Jan 27, 2020 21:47
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what's everyone's opinion on the scariest disease? ignoring the most common likely ones to kill you like cancer or heart disease. I vote for prion diseases, like if CWD was able to infect humans.
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Jan 28, 2020 04:36
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Schnorkles posted:are u counting genetic disorders in this or just diseases lets say like, diseases that might somehow evolve and become pandemics in a thriller film. it's a pretty open field though.
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Jan 28, 2020 04:39
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yall are lucky i got medicated for my health anxiety OCD a year ago this month, otherwise I would be making GBS threads up this thread with drunken panic
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Jan 28, 2020 04:47
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a.lo posted:ever think when you ate too much and then in the back of your mind you think "oh no I don't feel so good" and then you think you have this new virus? one of the common symptoms of health anxiety is trying to loving read your poo poo like tea leaves for secret signs of colon cancer. hi im permabanned poster coronastomper58, i first started reading cspam when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “having a terminal disease” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “jesus christ i have the wuhan fish flu” and “i love eating bats” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid
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Jan 28, 2020 04:58
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snoo posted:courtesy of my main man plinkey this plus beer and hot sauce and coffee
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Jan 28, 2020 05:10
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snoo posted:I've been coughing for like 5 days it owns lmao get the gently caress out before this virus mixes with a goon body and becomes electronically transmissable
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Jan 28, 2020 05:23
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broke: stocking up on masks woke: stocking up on your medications so you won't have to go to Apocalypse Walgreens next month
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Jan 28, 2020 05:35
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whos got that bat soup recipe im cravin it
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Jan 28, 2020 06:52
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the movie contagion hits hard as a minnesota-born person lmao
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Jan 28, 2020 07:08
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Some casual doomsday theorizing here. So it seems like, during most disasters, humans actually band together and help each other out, unlike what the movies show. But I feel like a pandemic, or even just fear-mongering rumors of a pandemic might be the exception to the rule. It makes people view others as a threat, and suspicion for people showing even benign symptoms rises. Not to mention the fact that there's a big racist element to the fears around this outbreak in general. Could be bad, maybe Bullfrog fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Jan 28, 2020 |
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Jan 28, 2020 22:55
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Over Easy posted:can you catch get this cornonavirus through the internet? inshallah
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Jan 29, 2020 02:05
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Doorknob Slobber posted:yeah this is really hosed up how bad does it have to be before you start doing poo poo like this or is it panic the badness comes from the panic tbh
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Jan 29, 2020 18:21
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WHO announces Wuhan flu has become electronically transmissible. If you have been involved in discussion of the virus online, please self-quarantine immediately. Seek medical attention immediately upon the following symptoms: - browsing forum threads related to the disease while at work - increased consumption of alcohol - feels like you have to use too much toilet paper to wipe your rear end, how the gently caress did the guy in the stall next to you just now wipe a single time and leave, is there something wrong with you? - experience intrusive thoughts including the phrase "this owns"
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Jan 29, 2020 20:56
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and remember to practice good hygiene and wash you're monitor after every post
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Jan 29, 2020 21:02
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Dreylad posted:also noticed that a bestseller on Steam was Plague, Inc: Evolved (which was also on sale) It was both the top played mobile game in America and China in the past week lmao
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Jan 30, 2020 00:45
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hmmm i am feeling a cold coming on. and i have been washing my hands and using hand sanitizer all week. hmm.
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Jan 30, 2020 01:21
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U-DO Burger posted:i really hope no one itt dies or i'm gonna feel super lovely about my callous posting later if i die of some mutated Wisconsin Wuhan Fish Flu I want you to mock me. Content is King https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dBqOmY6els
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Jan 30, 2020 03:19
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gonna start wearing a mask, but with this shirt  
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Jan 30, 2020 05:44
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i got chicken pox too, i think the vaccine for it wasn't invented when I got it so I ended up getting shingles in my teen years which loving sucked.
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Jan 30, 2020 07:42
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ju;st read that one of the symptoms of the virus is having a huge hog,...... im shaking rn in fear, should i go to the doctor?
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Feb 25, 2020 18:56
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disturbed by the number of goons who think cans are the be-all-end-all of survival foods when flour exists. bake that simple asf bread. flour has a long as hell shelf life. watch townsends, learn how to bake onions. buy rum for grog. There's a lot of simple food that our cultures have forgotten
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Feb 26, 2020 07:32
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Dolphin posted:until you need to get on the move and you can only carry like 10 cans instead of hundreds of servings of beans in a lightweight bindle. play Neo Scavenger to learn how to properly fit food into your cargo pants efficiently
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Feb 26, 2020 22:48
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a friend saw me leaving the gas station with an armful of food and booze and correctly pegged that I was Prepping for the virus. One of my weakest moments
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Feb 26, 2020 23:34
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twoday posted:he was just in india and was probably asleep till an hour ago, he's going to be jetlagged and extra incoherent today feeling a bit under the weather. picked up a small cough from modi. probably nothing
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Feb 27, 2020 00:33
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https://twitter.com/TonyRomm/status/1232813904843202562
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Feb 27, 2020 00:46
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sitting here with my hands on my face near my mouth thinking about how to prepare for corona
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Feb 27, 2020 00:56
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https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1232814970288705536
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Feb 27, 2020 01:02
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He blamed the stock market falling on the "people on stage at the debate". We're hosed.
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Feb 27, 2020 01:06
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Hmmmm so I feel like this conference is actually going to increase panic. Hope yall got your beans
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Feb 27, 2020 01:07
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i stop paying attention for 5 seconds and he's suddenly talking about the 2nd amendment
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Feb 27, 2020 01:15
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just the sniffles bro
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Feb 27, 2020 01:18
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I wasn't really physically anxious about this before, more like a general concern. but this press conference has changed that lmao.
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bring back old gbs posted:lmaoooooo holy gently caress please please inshallah
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