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Kaysette
Jan 4, 2009






Iím the droid that wants to gently caress Donald Glover.

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.





Kaysette posted:

Iím the droid that wants to gently caress Donald Glover.

i'm sorry but you can't roleplay as every droid

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






i roll to seduce

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth; I am a citizen of the world.




I got a...Despair and two Advantages? The gently caress does that mean?

Robot Style
Jul 5, 2009



It means your blaster backfires and explodes, but you can throw it at a Stormtrooper before it does.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

I rolled...2 failure and 10 advantages...

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE gently caress IS UP WITH THIS loving SYSTEM???

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Um, I thought we all agreed we wouldn't be doing a Planet of the Hoojibs campaign.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


I've rolled up a rogue, he's a drug dealer who goes by Elan Sleazebaggano and...

What do you mean that's a terrible, stupid name that wouldn't even exist in the worst Star Wars EU materials?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


Tulip posted:

I got a...Despair and two Advantages? The gently caress does that mean?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

What do you mean I can't play Yoda's species? What the gently caress kind of game is this???

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





You climb to the top of the mountain mountain planet sneaking past the sleeping kobolds stormtroopers and enter the cave. There you see your objective, the glowing magic crystal force crystal. But between you and it sleeping powered down atop a pile of gold credits is a huge, black dragon ATAT

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell


I rolled up a imperial officer, I have several backup characters for when I choked to death by a superior

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011


EEEEEEEY YO

I am going to flip a light side token to say I have the death star plans in my back pocket.

Robot Style
Jul 5, 2009



Who doesn't, at this point?

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Oops, sorry about the TPK. You all wake up in, um, the Force. You hear a mysterious voice that says, "I will offer you a deal: I will restore your lives, but in exchange you will owe me your, uh, Force souls."

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




My character is named Arch Graveking.
He looks like darth maul but his lower half is robot legs that make him super fast and also he can jump like 100m.
He's a neutral jedi which let's him use both dark and light side powers and be invisible to either side of the force as needed plus he is an expert sniper and survival specialist who can breath underwater and see in the dark

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


I kill Tarkin.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





Cornwind Evil posted:

I kill Tarkin.

Roll to estimate your chances

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





I have a kind of rapey romance with one of the other PCs, but people will remember this as the best campaign anyways

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

My character's name is Wannah Mah-Ree from the planet Bongtooine. He's here to turn cheap tricks and smoke dank death sticks.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Also my character wears a grey trench coat at all times and hardly ever speaks but when he does everyone really listens, you know?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Now that The Final Order has been defeated and peace restored to the Galaxy, a new villainous menace appears. They call themselves the Prime Dominion. They are considered a small extremist group, but they have 50 trillion Super Duper Star Dreadnoughts. They are led by the powerful and enigmatic Dominator and his right hand man: Kyrth Vaden. Both are incredibly strong in the Force, and are on the verge of completing their Weapon of Galactic Destruction: the Kill Star.

This is very creative and original, and forged from the highest quality of donut steel...

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




My character would normally be encumbered due to all of the weapons and gear he carries but his loyalty stat allows him to have a droid companion IC-U2 he equipped with 4 arms, 2 of which are normal and 2 are long range hyper blaster rifles.
He also has a full spectrum scanner suite and can translate any language. His back is a full cargo rack for all of our things. He also has booster rockets like R2 does but his fire completely silently giving him total stealth at all times and he can also project a perfect shield around both of us at any time which can't be penetrated or scanned through and also provides cloaking capabilities.

He can pilot any vehicle intuitively if I am otherwise indisposed and communicate with me via a nueral link so that we can both communicate instantly and silently anywhere in the same system and also he can project my image to anyone near him so I can speak to them as well.

He also wears a trenchcoat.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Apr 14, 2021

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

how many skill points can i spend on baking space bread

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





Cease to Hope posted:

how many skill points can i spend on baking space bread

Three per rank unless you want to specialize in a particular kind of bread

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009




Soiled Meat

ikanreed posted:

Three per rank unless you want to specialize in a particular kind of bread

So mechanically I should take the "Skill Focus (Brioche)" feat to represent his OFF THE CHARTS bread making ability. Think I should take that at level 1 or should I wait for my second level feat for it?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008





this is alright but it really needs to be converted to 5e, it's 2021 for pete's sake

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011


EEEEEEEY YO

Filthy Hans posted:

this is alright but it really needs to be converted to 5e, it's 2021 for pete's sake

I am going to hard loving veto this, again,

I don't care how many loving 5e conversions you find, they all loving suck.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race






i cast fireball throw a thermal detonator.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Is it okay if I bring in a homebrew character?

This alien species is called K'oldsteelians. They have natural talent in the Force, so they start off with a Force rating of 2 (3 if they are a Jedi character). They have a starting stat array of 1 Agility, 1 Brawn, 1 Presence, 2 Intelligence, 4 Willpower, and 2 Cunning. They start off with a natural talent that allows them to use Willpower for both Strain and Wound points. They have a disadvantage that they cannot taste or smell, but they also have no need to breathe.

Oh, and can I have an extra 200 xp if I write up a detailed character background?

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth; I am a citizen of the world.




karmicknight posted:

I am going to hard loving veto this, again,

I don't care how many loving 5e conversions you find, they all loving suck.

gently caress it fine, we'll just do it as reskinned Hunter.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Is it okay if I bring in a homebrew character?

This alien species is called K'oldsteelians. They have natural talent in the Force, so they start off with a Force rating of 2 (3 if they are a Jedi character). They have a starting stat array of 1 Agility, 1 Brawn, 1 Presence, 2 Intelligence, 4 Willpower, and 2 Cunning. They start off with a natural talent that allows them to use Willpower for both Strain and Wound points. They have a disadvantage that they cannot taste or smell, but they also have no need to breathe.

Oh, and can I have an extra 200 xp if I write up a detailed character background?

Except you, you're a reskinned Mummy.

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.


Can I play a Klingon?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





KirbyKhan posted:

So mechanically I should take the "Skill Focus (Brioche)" feat to represent his OFF THE CHARTS bread making ability. Think I should take that at level 1 or should I wait for my second level feat for it?

Skill focus (space brioche).

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020


Magic missile! Magic missile!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Angry Salami posted:

Can I play a Klingon?

Klingons hadn't been invented yet!

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.


I put all my jedi skill points into Agricorps.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


ikanreed posted:

Roll to estimate your chances

8!

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008





I'm trying to do a patrick stewart build but I can't find the page in the player's handbook for this archetype: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IURfntimnlA#t=28s

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.






*Consults a table in the back of a book*

Uuuuuh

*Flips some pages and digs through his notes*

Um..

Well...

I think you overestimate their chances? Yeah you overestimate their chances. There's a tube or something. You vaguely remember something about ray shielding.

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Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


ikanreed posted:

I think you overestimate their chances? Yeah you overestimate their chances. There's a tube or something. You vaguely remember something about ray shielding.

Fine. I'll just say "Standing by." over and over until something happens.

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