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they come in the night over wooded hill their metabolisms high they need to kill neither deer nor weasel these creatures are but a strange chimera born under a bad star  please find me photos of this bizarre bloodthirsty cryptid, we've gotta let people know their chicken coops are in grave danger
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I think that image might have been digitally altered.
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Jan 26, 2020 02:04
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I am so sick of magazines airbrushing models and setting impossible standards. What's wrong with au naturel?
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I think that image might have been digitally altered. no youre wrong, it has been verified by bigfoot specialists as a genuine cryptid photo heres another one, try to tell me this is altered you butthole, the deerweasel is REAL 
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Look, I just believe people need to be aware that if they aren't careful they will be eaten by deer. Playing up cryptid nonsense will just lull them into a false sense of security and then BAM, eaten by deer.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I think that image might have been digitally altered. thats the kind of stupid talk thats going to get us killed by these terrible creatures open your eyes sheeple!
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Tumble posted:thats the kind of stupid talk thats going to get us killed by these terrible creatures OP is clearly in the employ of BIG DEERWEASEL, spreading obvious fakes to HIDE THE TRUTH that deerweasels are real.
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loving IDIOT DEERWEASEL low crawling on its belly to slip through the microscopic gaps between my floor boards like it is trying to willfully crawl into a hogtrap only for it to then panic and bash its face against its self-inflicted confinement until it either passes out and/or breaks it neck.
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Jan 26, 2020 02:31
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I'm glad someone else can see the truth and knows what these monsters are really capable of. After several FOIA requests I have stumbled on this unaltered photograph of the book depository on the day JFK was shot. 
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Jan 26, 2020 02:31
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super saiyan weasel deer
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Nice rabbit you got there. Shame if anything happened to it. 
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I loving hate DEERWEASEL. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE. No good low life son of a bitch piece of poo poo DEERWEASEL motherfucking bitch rear end motherfucker.
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Jan 26, 2020 02:42
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oh no the dreaded deezel got a hat!
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Jan 26, 2020 02:48
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 deerweasel. rabbit. deerweaselrabbit
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oh my god. this goes all the way to the top
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Jan 26, 2020 02:50
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if we start hunting deerweasels with tanks, they will simply evolve to become tougher, faster, and equipped with anti-tank guns. it will be an evolutionary arms race we cannot hope to win
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Jan 26, 2020 02:54
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EorayMel posted:if we start hunting deerweasels with tanks, they will simply evolve to become tougher, faster, and equipped with anti-tank guns. it will be an evolutionary arms race we cannot hope to win holy poo poo, we are really in trouble with these deerweasels!!!!! i have some bad news though...those are only babies.....
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Jan 26, 2020 02:56
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Never, ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER let a deerweasel encounter another vile creature: the deese. Or else...oh my god. Oh my god oh my god ITS TRYING TO ATTRACT MATES  OH MY loving GOD NO!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT TOO LATE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jan 26, 2020 03:06
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I have found a critical weakness of the Deerweasel: they appear to not be good swimmers. These are the drastic measures I have taken to protect my awesome garden at all costs.
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Jan 26, 2020 03:13
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While the deese are primarily herbivorous in their diets, they will sometime forage and snack on deese nuts.
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What a beautiful creature. It would sure be a shame if something were to happen to it. Capiche?
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I will destroy it
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 try to tell me this photo is shopped i fuvkin dare you, these things are REAL guys and we need to stop them
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Jan 26, 2020 04:10
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I have about 4 or 5 prized lemon trees. It appears the deerweasels have been nibbling and stealing my prized lemons. Those lemon whores!
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Jan 26, 2020 19:43
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EorayMel posted:Never, ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER let a deerweasel encounter another vile creature: the deese. 
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EorayMel posted:Never, ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER let a deerweasel encounter another vile creature: the deese. Luckily they are not carnivorus and will most just consume what they can find in the forest, their favorite being of course the so called deese nuts.
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I read a Stephen King book about this, they come out of your butt and turn into aliens.
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