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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Sigh, I remember the preshow 2 years ago where the entire thing had rusev day chants in the background.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"Only 2 superstars have won from the #1 spot" *shows Shawn for a millisecond*

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"Who can beat Brock Lesnar?"

Goldberg, Seth Rollins, The Undertaker, Roman Reigns, possibly Braun with another try.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Yeesh I forgot how little wrestling is on the preshow. I shoulda tuned in later.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

"I bought my husband a new rifle so I could buy myself wrestling tickets"?


I have so, so many questions

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Hell yeah, Lewis Black.


Christian seems really lost today.

Edge gets to be in the rumble and he doesn't.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"It's what they want, it's not what they're gonna get"

This guy knows too much about WWE booking

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"Lacey Evans is like Kurt Angle, she had the ability to come in and do this at a high level very quickly"

She didn't learned how to take a bump in 2 years of training

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
So Lacey is getting commercials while Bayley couldn't even appear on anything to hype up Smackdown moving to fox when she was smackdown women's champion. Bayley is SO dead tonight.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lmao Lacey is Roman Reigns? This loving company

Worse, she's super cena. They're playing up her being in the marines.

Granted she has one up on cena for actually being in the military.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I thought after a few months I wouldn't cringe everytime an announcer says "Shorty G" but the numbness just isn't kicking in.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Le Saboteur posted:

Everything about Shorty G is just cringey, the gear, the theme. Absolute dogshit.

If you think he's getting buried hard now, imagine if he said no to the gimmick to creative.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

what the gently caress is with the harsh light. Is that outside light or a giant blue light


EITHER WAY IT SUCKS

It'll turn red for The Fiend.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jerusalem posted:

2 hour kick off show, one actual match on it.... the perfect time for a commercial break!

Might have a smackdown tag title match or something

......................who are the smackdown tag champs again?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
AEW isn't good at in ring psychology AT ALL but at least the matches are fun cause they don't do babyface in peril for 50 years every match.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jerusalem posted:

God every single time they say "Shorty G" sounds so loving forced.

They're mashing that square block in this round hole come hell of high water.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

21 Hoot Salute posted:

and again in WWE the moral of the story is the bully wins fair and square

I dunno about "again". Normally it's 5 distraction finishes per night for heel wins.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
K here's the unclean heel win you've been waiting for.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Poor Zelina, still tiny in like 8 inch heels.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Obligatory "This is being aired at free sources. The ads are to convince people to see the rest of the show on the network"

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Push El Burrito posted:

I can't wait for Andrade to end this feud with Humberto so he can feud with Mysterio before his next feud with Humberto.

Then feuding with each member of the lucha house party individually, then humberto again, then mysterio.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

a.lo posted:

why haven't they changed that ugly US title yet

IC and Cruiserweight title got changed recently. Maybe US is next.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Drew McIntyre posted:

what is the point of Humberto Carillo

The US title exists just to kill everyone Vince gets bored with. Ricochet, Cedric, Humberto.

I will admit, the 3 of them combined have less charisma score than a level 1 barbarian tho.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Maybe Goldberg headbutted Christian thinking it was a door today.

Edge wrestling tonight got Christian SHOOK

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

John Dudebro posted:

i love me a royal rumble and even if they are bad (which they probably will be) i will probably enjoy them

same but 2016 and 2017 tested this for me ALOT. They've been rebounding tho

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

NXT vs NXT UK sounds like Black and white nWo vs Wolfpac nWo

I wonder if NXT UK existed solely to stick it to WCPW

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Ages posted:

watching the 2015 rumble live as it transpired is something i will never forget

that was some wild poo poo

My favorite live watch thread moment of all time was when Roman came out at #30 in 2017

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Everytime an announcer goes into detail about how humiliated Roman is I picture a writer slow jacking it

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Oh the New Day are the tag champs. I couldn't remember for the longest cause I was convinced it couldnt be the new day again.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
God I hope Kofi doesn't win. That interview he did about not deserving a rematch with Brock was the most beta poo poo I ever read in my life.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

surf rock posted:

I hope they start with one of the Rumbles; give me as much space between them as possible so that I can rally for the second one.

woof woof dog match is first

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Push El Burrito posted:

My prediction is that Cloud will be super pretty in Final Fantasy 7 when they make him wear a dress.

They even made Wedge pretty. His eyes are so sparkly.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
2020 Stone Cold: OPEN A CAN OF YOU KNOW WHAT

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I'm legit sad I'm not on team Ross Perot

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Oh wow I forgot about this... er, I mean, #11 will open a can of you-know-what!

:hai:

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
It's okay everyone, Giant Roman Reigns can't hurt you if you don't believe in him.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

That looks wobbly, please drop him

Really gone downhill since the guys who would carry Mable were around

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Sonya is the nicest heel. I still get choked up thinking about her carrying Mandy, another heel, up that ladder at Money in the Bank

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Surprised theres no women casting this match

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Sorry Team 5

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