Chinathread: Reinventing Licentiousness

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Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

BrainDance posted:

oh poo poo I do that

We all better stop just in case!

# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 12:48

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The Australian Government has banned people from China flying into Australia, which is inconvenient because Chinese International students will miss the start of the University Academic Year.

Some Chinese students have started a change.org petition and the signatories are more than a touch self-righteous for citizens of a dictatorship:

https://www.change.org/p/scott-morrison-be-responsible-for-international-students-2020/c

And LOL Monarch University was bitching about NEEDING their students and worrying about not getting enough money from tuition. Even contemplating asking the government to bail them out. One of the wealthiest universities in the country crying poor!

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 09:14

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Atopian posted:

Yeah, bottled water for a week and a high-end filter system for standard water supply. Deionises then reionises.

Honestly though if the water supply stops then bottled water won't save anyone at this population density, because it'd be a brutal brawl for remaining supply.

Keep storing as much water as you can in any and all containers. If the supply stops - then you will have a chance to outsurvive the rest by then filtering the standard stuff.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 11:42

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GotLag posted:

The British Army of the Rhine had Wolfgang The Bratty Man:

Edit: with more and better pictures:
https://www.flamesofwar.com/hobby.aspx?art_id=5307

drat that is a cool piece of military history I knew nothing about! I would love to find 3D files to print my own scene for an upcoming modelers show.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 12:09

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The Corona virus won't last long because it was made in China

Quoting to be part of the futures shad thread.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 15:47

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbHxeOQA1Mc

# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 08:23

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Are people still protesting in Hong Kong or has The Party won with the virus?

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 10:08

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Atopian posted:

Black Friday shopping stampedes are a form of group performance by the poor for the entertainment of the rich.

Training for Zerg Rushes.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 11:19

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GotLag posted:

Contrast to musicals, which are performances put on by the rich for the entertainment of nobody.

Don't talk poo poo about Cannibal: The Musical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1ZOFNBL68

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 14:38

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Italian Mayors are NOT HAPPY

https://twitter.com/i/status/1241696164782669824

# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 11:48

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Sometimes I forget what thraed I'm in and think the Eve Online Devs have hosed something up again.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2020 10:17

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# ¿ Mar 26, 2020 13:28

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WarpedNaba posted:

I'd take 'em over the Tankies.

Well it's Killdozer anniversary too!

:killdozer:

# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 12:48

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url posted:

"I subscribed to bumfights, and these fuckers have ruined my day"

Is maybe a better example.

Rufus?

# ¿ Jun 7, 2020 16:22

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Der Shovel posted:

Reminder that Steve of Steve1989MREInfo has eaten 100 year+ old rations and been fine, but got food poisoning twice from Chinese MREs made within a year or two of filming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n96m5lB8nzA

I'm sure there's been dodgy things in other rations he hasn't felt comfortable eating, but it's amazing that a totalitarian state like China doesn't give a gently caress about feeding their soldiers safe food.

And as he talks about getting eColi and how green the spoilt meat is.... he eats it anyway.

Nice

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Jun 9, 2020

# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 13:34

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Quote is not EDIT

# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 13:40

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I kinda want a can of SPAM again.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 17:34

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freelop posted:

Raw rice goes in, dunked in a pan of boiling water for 10 minutes and cooked rice comes out.
I've only ever used it for basmati rice but it works great

How many thousand years has humanity cooked loving rice and some wanker comes up with that stupid poo poo.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 13:28

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Magna Kaser posted:

https://twitter.com/Slasher/status/1291552038455775233

Now Tencent is included which makes this way more wild since TikTok is much easier to get rid of. It's one app and one company, but Tencent has myriad stakes in other global companies, outright owning a couple of the largest game developers on the planet with large stakes in most of the rest--and that's before you leave games and just get into other tech.

Curious about how people will react to this is since now a lot more people with a lot more money will care compared to when it was just Bytedance.

And Tencent legit make Hollywood movies. So I guess Hollywood cannot be corrupt unless it's USA USA

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 11:55

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

I keep hearing CCP this, CCP that and I forget I'm not in the Eve Online thread.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2020 11:15

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bones 4 beginners posted:

It's mooncake season y'all. Make sure you aren't getting conned with fake cake!!

https://www.news.gov.hk/eng/2020/09/20200921/20200921_152723_491.html

Too bad that '77 year old counterfeit mooncake syndicate mastermind' is too long for a username.

Are these the super expensive cakes that you gift to someone and no one even eats them?

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 13:37

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Arbite posted:

I thought no Cokes had sugar anymore, it was all cornsyrup?

The coke I had in the port city of Lae in PNG was very much different to what I had in Cairns Australia hours earlier.

Take that whichever way you like.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2020 13:16

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Megillah Gorilla posted:

Did you visit Fort Shitscared while you were over there?

Na, but we got kicked out of the Golf Club. Then I found that WW2 Bomber in the park and was taking photos. Couple of MP types came to try and extort me. That was the 1st time that trip I had a rifle at my head.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 11:23

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Fojar38 posted:

Can't believe almost every one of those countries became at least 40% more racist all at the exact same time, poor Xi Dada

I would say the same amount of racist, but more willing to express it.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 03:10

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Rabelais D posted:

I love that story and I wondered at the same thing. The dude own(ed) priceless calligraphy and yet lives in a scummy walk-up off a main road that looks like it's infested with vermin.

There was a large town I lived in when I did stereo sales. The worse the customer dressed, the more money they had. It was a given to use who had been there a while. They also knew what they wanted, so it was more of a formality of pointing out what they wanted and getting the cash. I had an audiophile customer (my favourite) that would bring in magazines for $2500 speakers (each) and I'd call the small bespoke manufacturer saying 'yes I'm not a distributer, but I'm 2000km away and his guy loves your stuff, gimme!' Then I'd have 100% profit, with a very tidy commision.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 13:29

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 05:49

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Patrocclesiastes posted:

Why is China meddling in European internal affairs

Just China things

# ¿ Nov 11, 2020 13:01

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