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Eat my poodoo!!! The hell you getting upset for, "poodoo" means "fodder" you jerk!
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Just saw a job-posting for technicians on some new line of ships they're building way out in the boondocks. How the hell am I supposed to get to Exegol to apply?
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Jan 28, 2020 19:53
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:My cousin in friends with Max Rebo and said he get my name on the list at Jabba's Palace if anyone wants to tag along. Hey man keep your voice down, last time I got caught doing this Jabba threatened to freeze my genitals in carbonite.
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Jan 28, 2020 20:00
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What the gently caress are "Guard Rails"? Listen if you're dumb enough to fall off this platform then good riddance, you probably shouldn't be here if you cant watch where you're going.
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Jan 28, 2020 21:37
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One government's the same as another for Kuat. We just change the flags and labels and keep building ships and tanks. Last I checked the company'd landed another contract for, uh, Star Destroyers again. Something-something gent class. I just wish they'd pick an aesthetic and stick with it, I swear the engineers are getting off on changing the layouts in the stupidest way possible by now. I guess I can't complain, though, it's a steady paycheck and nobody ever fucks with the arms dealers.
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Jan 28, 2020 22:17
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Hi honey, I'm on my way home. Be there in about 3 parsecs.
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Jan 28, 2020 23:09
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man, I'm just so tired of all these star wars
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Jan 28, 2020 23:26
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I wrote a story about how I was imprisoned and raped by wookies but I realized I had something special so I forwarded the script to Kathleen Kennedy and now I'm in charge of lucas films.
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Jan 28, 2020 23:34
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Yeah I'm little force sensitive, my mom says it's because my great grandmother was a jedi.
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Jan 28, 2020 23:38
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We've had FTL interstellar travel for over three millenia but somehow we can't get a black-and-white, standard def hologram to project without static for more than 15 seconds. And honestly I don't think this year's droid models are that much better than last year's, or the ones from 100 years ago for that matter; I just think Industrial Automation pushes out "updates" that deliberately make the old ones run slower.
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Jan 28, 2020 23:49
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I saved up for 15 years to buy a Coruscant penthouse, lived there for 2 days before I took a wrong step getting out of my speeder. I've been falling for the past two hours, please send help.
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Jan 29, 2020 00:00
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My man it's coruscant they don't send help the street cleaners send you a bill.
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Jan 29, 2020 00:08
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Traffic has been so bad lately that statistically you're almost 100% guaranteed to land in another speeder
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Jan 29, 2020 01:16
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Guys I just heard on the holonet, The Dead Speak!
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Jan 29, 2020 01:18
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Moon Slayer posted:I saved up for 15 years to buy a Coruscant penthouse, lived there for 2 days before I took a wrong step getting out of my speeder. I've been falling for the past two hours, please send help. lol
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Jan 29, 2020 01:21
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the emperor was mean to me on the holonet 
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Jan 29, 2020 01:22
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I've been really getting into jizz lately.
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Jan 29, 2020 01:27
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My job is making me relocate from my homeworld, a verdant planet where it's always 70 degrees and sunny, to a planet that is constantly on fire, forever. This loving sucks. Maybe I'll luck out and and in 12 months they'll move me to one of the nearby star systems like the nothing but ice one, or the one where every planet is always having hurricanes.
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Jan 29, 2020 01:48
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I have a surgery scheduled for the next week in EmPalSuRecon. Yeah the name got changed last week right after all the jedi got killed and Chancellor Palpatine had a really bad sauna accident.
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Jan 29, 2020 02:35
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Poopernickel posted:Just saw a job-posting for technicians on some new line of ships they're building way out in the boondocks. How the hell am I supposed to get to Exegol to apply? Just take the space bus, dude.
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Jan 29, 2020 12:19
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hey guys. my name is smink bulgoo
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Jan 29, 2020 12:37
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Farm Frenzy posted:hey guys. my name is smink bulgoo My name was "Kebben" but then a beauracrat renamed me "Kebben Solo" when I went through spaceport security by myself.
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Jan 29, 2020 14:07
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whos gonna tell mr palpatine that we couldnt fix his sith apprentice with all these budget cuts *wudu hide commercial plays on space tv*
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Jan 29, 2020 15:33
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Naboo college dorm on fire again because someone slipped on comically small marble Naboo college dean: drat YOU GUNGAN HOUSE
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Jan 29, 2020 15:35
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moist turtleneck posted:Naboo college dorm on fire again because someone slipped on comically small marble Angry middle aged Nubian guy convinced that the only reason the Gungans got into the college in the first place is because of Queen Amidala's affirmative action programs bumper sticker on his lifted pickup speeder, "They Killed the WRONG Decoy"
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Jan 29, 2020 15:57
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hey whats up dudes, bleng blung here
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Jan 29, 2020 16:35
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moist turtleneck posted:whos gonna tell mr palpatine that we couldnt fix his sith apprentice with all these budget cuts They built two Death Stars.
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Jan 29, 2020 16:45
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I mean , after spending all your money on a planet-destroying cannon, it's own complimentary fleet led by a Super Star Destroyer, planet-based shield generator protected by legions of troops and heavy artillery it's only natural that they couldn't afford him gloves that fit.
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Jan 29, 2020 16:47
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Government spending on secret weapons while not giving veterans proper healthcare, now where did I hear that from before 
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Jan 29, 2020 16:48
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Wheres Anakin at? I didn't see his speeder bike laid down in front of any huts after Jedi school
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Jan 29, 2020 16:49
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moist turtleneck posted:Wheres Anakin at? I didn't see his speeder bike laid down in front of any huts after Jedi school it's cool, we put him in charge of the daycare
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Jan 29, 2020 17:34
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I can't believe that Star Taxes keep going up, do they think we're made of flan
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Jan 29, 2020 17:35
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zoux posted:I can't believe that Star Taxes keep going up, do they think we're made of flan The deathstar we can't blow up.
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Jan 29, 2020 17:35
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Anyone else think it's strange that that angry-looking Jedi who wears dark colors is always hanging around that young senator from Naboo? They seem weirdly affectionate with each other. And has she put on weight? Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing that will affect me, the proud parent of a young Jedi trainee.
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Jan 29, 2020 17:35
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Don't get me started on Star Traffic. Revenge of the Ships am I right fellas. Haha anyway, don't work too hard
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Jan 29, 2020 17:37
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some jediologists came to my house and told me his midichlorians were through the roof and they just took him WTF i keep calling coruscant and the line is busy all the time and the holding song is by that sy snootles bitch
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Jan 29, 2020 17:41
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Moon Slayer posted:Anyone else think it's strange that that angry-looking Jedi who wears dark colors is always hanging around that young senator from Naboo? They seem weirdly affectionate with each other. And has she put on weight? Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing thatwill affect me, the proud parent of a young Jedi trainee. My Child is No Longer My Child, They Were Taken From Me at 9 Months Old by a Bunch of Celibate Wizards but as Far as I Know They Are Now an Honor Student at the Jedi Academy
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Jan 29, 2020 17:42
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Coruscant housing prices are insane. I've got three roommates in an apartment that never sees the sun and I'm still paying 2500 credits a month.
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Jan 29, 2020 18:21
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Space Landlords suck it's true. Laser guilliotine them all *I post on a webforum*
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Don't mess with me I'm a Speeder Forklift Operator born on a Thursday on the second moon of Corellia my grandfather was a clone and yes, I support the stormtroops You don't like it? Too bad. In this house we shoot first and toss coins to the bartender after Feel free to move to Yavin if you disagree I LOVE MY WOOKIE WIFE
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