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Who needs to bathe when you get Prestidigitation cantrip for free? Except for all the dumb idiots who smell bad and shoot firebolts all day 
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Jan 30, 2020 02:00
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Yeah idk I always get elves and nymphs mixed up or whatever. Never got the difference between a bitch and a pitch either. Can a pitch go through a latch? Like a slide or do you gotta trudge through poop and dirt? 
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 You see that "Arg" thing right below Urea on the urea cycle? Yeah, it stands for L-Arginine, you can get the dextro version through a largely similar cycle. It's an extremely mild neuro-toxic, pretty much a relaxing drug, a depressant, though excessive usage would actually result in additional stimulations, a stimulant. A member of Clan Zorah, Troodon80, claims to have had personal experience with the substance as a depressant, and states that it is, in fact, addictive. Additionally, the dextro version of "Asp" (stands for L-Aspartate), in order for it to be soluble like it's levo counterpart, it would likely bond with sodium, resulting in Sodium D-Aspartate, which is a natural performance enhancer [2], it massively increases the human body's production of testostorone, also resulting in an increased libido. Finally, Orn, stands for L-ornithine. This amino acid allows for the disposal of excess nitrogen. Dextro version of this is largely similar in role, except for the fact that it is far more prone to create a hydrogen bond. (Including with molecules like ammonia, NH3) Hence, it would demobilize the ammonia and eliminate the odor eminated from the production of urea to quite an extent. So, so far, we can tell that Tali would not smell nearly as bad as those filthy humans, her sweat's a drug and a natural performance enhancer. As for additional odors , that would be determined by MHC's and pheromones, which are too large and complex to even consider estimating with the limited knowledge we have at this time. Though the production of MHC's is also a key component of our immunesystem, so they might be considerably less common for quarians. (They might even have something completely different altogether)is time. Though the production of MHC's is also a key component of our immunesystem, so they might be considerably less common for quarians. (They might even have something completely different altogether) --- Remember, this is largely speculation, and I am by no means an expert, merely an enthusiastic amateur, so if you think there's anything you can change or debunk of my theory, be my guest. I'd be eager to learn.
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Like don’t most pitches aspire to be a caern? 
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Slayerjerman posted:Do elves shave? Same but pubes
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From a higher magickal perspective yes Much in the same way humans sometimes wash away their stench of piss and poo poo, elves purify their ephemeral bodies through waterfalls of powerful mana
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Frankenstyle posted:
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gnomes bathe, as documented in the gnome book which i assume we all have read, and we see elves get grimy in the LOTR movies but then be clean again so i conclude the elves bathe qed
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Jan 30, 2020 03:25
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they shed their skin in flakes, like bark. the humans call it manna from heaven
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I have a theory that all elves are made of plastic and they live in plastic forests. They are pretty boydroids and they pave down real forests to make their "stainless, perfect" elven magic forests of green plastic and no animal can actually live in them. They always seem like all of their "we live forever and love the beauty of nature" poo poo is from someone who does not go outside and also lives in a Disney Store in the mall. gently caress elves, I'm on to their plastic poo poo.
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Jan 30, 2020 03:54
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You have my bow! And my Axe body spray!
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Alien Sex Manual posted:Same but pubes Per D&D lore, elves do not grow any body hair, so elven facial beards and elven pube beards are impossible save for some kind of transmutation spell like Alter Self or Polymorph.
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Unloading buckets of my hot elf fudge on these fresh baked cookies.
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dead prez posted:this is a trick to get me to google elves bathing and im not falling for it i fell for it 
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hallelujah posted:they dust bathe, like poultry Came to say they sand bathe, this is better. How do elves poop tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyGZAR8JXis
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its all nice on rice posted:Unloading buckets of my hot elf fudge on these fresh baked cookies. I think they call that "The Rivendell Steamer". The real question though is does Santa let his elves bathe or use saunas up in the North Pole or are they all freezing with sore joints and smelling like wood shavings? Captain Rufus fucked around with this message at 12:34 on Jan 30, 2020 |
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hallelujah posted:they shed their skin in flakes, like bark. the humans call it manna from heaven bad news about lembas bread
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They technically secrete soap through their pores instead of sweat. But it's patchouli scented soap so they smell like unwashed hippies. A common misunderstanding
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Zippy the Bummer posted:gnomes bathe, as documented in the gnome book which i assume we all have read, and we see elves get grimy in the LOTR movies but then be clean again so i conclude the elves bathe I conclude that elves shed their skin nightly
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Elves bathe but only about once a week. They never look or smell dirty or even slightly off because they have Glamour. They can just cover it up. That's why you never see an elf with a dirty face or even messy hair. Some elves don't bathe at all and just glamour themselves every day. But those elves are loving gross. Don't be like those elves.
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Elves in Warcraft are obsessed with fountains, wells, sunwells, moonwells, anythingwells, statues that double as fountains, cities floating on water, cities surrounded by water, more water, and some of them live in atlantis They can't not bathe even if they really don't want to.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:There's this one who keeps trying to use the rainwater that pools in the parking lot of my building. There's a slight slope and not very good runoff. I keep telling her that she can't do that because there are lots of kids nearby and they'll all be watching. "Don't be a creep," I tell her, "you can come upstairs and use my shower." This sounds like the start of a fantasy adaptation of either My Fair Lady or Pretty Woman, either way I think you've got a hit on your hands, let's aim for a Christmas 2021 release.
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Does bathing in moonlight count? Asking for uh friend
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never accept a shower from an elf
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Even for an elf, those ears are a little much aren't they?
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Chomp8645 posted:Even for an elf, those ears are a little much aren't they? 
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Telebite posted:i fell for it Why is the water so brownish
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Skypie posted:Why is the water so brownish She's a Mud Elf
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:She's a Mud Elf MODS!?
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:She's a Mud Elf I think you mean she made mud in the tub, bub.
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I feel like that elf bath art is just bad ideas all around, if she moves an inch in any direction she's knocking potions/fire/plants into wherever and suddenly her bathtub is a potion of regeneration + invisibility + purple dye and her hair is on fire and also her weed is on fire
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pixaal posted:I think you mean she made mud in the tub, bub. Haha yeah  Poop hehe
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blatman posted:I feel like that elf bath art is just bad ideas all around, if she moves an inch in any direction she's knocking potions/fire/plants into wherever and suddenly her bathtub is a potion of regeneration + invisibility + purple dye and her hair is on fire and also her weed is on fire If you don't bathe in a tub of healing potion, you just might be an elf
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:There's this one who keeps trying to use the rainwater that pools in the parking lot of my building. There's a slight slope and not very good runoff. I keep telling her that she can't do that because there are lots of kids nearby and they'll all be watching. "Don't be a creep," I tell her, "you can come upstairs and use my shower." iirc if an elf repeats something you said it means they've stolen part of your soul so you should stop talking to it unless you want to be fully dominated, humiliated, and financially destroyed by a cute elf
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sex excellence posted:iirc if an elf repeats something you said it means they've stolen part of your soul so you should stop talking to it unless you want to be fully dominated, humiliated, and financially destroyed by a cute elf go on
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