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 great job takata, really well done 
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Feb 3, 2020 12:27
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those takata airbags are in a hilariously high number of cars around the world, not just from toyota. i have no idea how the company hasn't gone bankrupt yet. https://thomasjhenrylaw.com/blog/product-liability/takata-airbag-recall-a-complete-list-of-affected-vehicles/ the problem is that the metal case around the airbag becomes brittle over time and ends up shattering and acting as a grenade when the airbag deploys instead of just hinging out of the way of the bag
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Feb 3, 2020 12:31
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This is the second airbag recall they've had less in 10 years. Still, it's safer than a Tesla.
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Feb 3, 2020 12:36
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r u ready to WALK posted:those takata airbags are in a hilariously high number of cars around the world, not just from toyota. i have no idea how the company hasn't gone bankrupt yet. Christ that's even worse than I thought, how the gently caress does that even happen and get rolled out to hundreds of thousands of cars around the world 
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Feb 3, 2020 12:49
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I don't even own a car, OP 
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Feb 3, 2020 13:55
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"We may have installed a frag grenade in your steering wheel that detonates in the event of a crash. Please drive accordingly."
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Feb 3, 2020 14:07
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r u ready to WALK posted:those takata airbags are in a hilariously high number of cars around the world, not just from toyota. i have no idea how the company hasn't gone bankrupt yet. They... did go bankrupt though?
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Feb 3, 2020 14:07
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Maybe they should work in some holy water in that bag so it baptises you as shrapnel tears your mortal body apart, throwing your redeemed soul clear of the accident 
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Feb 3, 2020 14:08
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r u ready to WALK posted:those takata airbags are in a hilariously high number of cars around the world, not just from toyota. i have no idea how the company hasn't gone bankrupt yet. i thought the problem was they changed the explosive into something that tends to blow up way too much when it gets dry but has the clear benefit of being cheaper to manufacture
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Feb 3, 2020 14:10
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Mozi posted:i thought the problem was they changed the explosive into something that tends to blow up way too much when it gets dry but has the clear benefit of being cheaper to manufacture The explosive compound degrades over time. Heat and humidity accelerate the degradation.
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Feb 3, 2020 14:16
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Lmao if you're so skinny that you need a device to cushion you in a crash I was in one of the planes that hit the WTC and walked off with a few bruises because i'm so incredibly obese
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Feb 3, 2020 14:17
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cum posted:They... did go bankrupt though? oh right i missed the news, https://money.cnn.com/2017/06/25/news/companies/takata-bankruptcy/index.html guess the burden of replacing everything has been transferred to the vehicle manufacturers
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Feb 3, 2020 14:17
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Convex posted:
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZOOOOOONE! *gets shrapnel rapidly shot through vital organs*
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Feb 3, 2020 14:18
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Maybe the government should just mandate 5-point safety harnesses, HANS devices, and survival cells instead.
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Feb 3, 2020 14:29
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We brought my wife's Honda in 4 or 5 years ago after piles of mail demanding that we do. When I finally made the trek they said, "lmao psych! Yours if fine!" '06 Civic. Pretty sure whoever has it now still has a grenade airbag. SS this post and use it in your civil suit.
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Feb 3, 2020 14:34
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I'm not impressed OP, the explosive force of that poorly designed airbag is nothing compared to the power of my spluttering rear end in a top hat
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Feb 3, 2020 14:42
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm not impressed OP, the explosive force of that poorly designed airbag is nothing compared to the power of my spluttering rear end in a top hat afaik your rear end in a top hat is not part of my glovebox, thanks for the heads up though
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Feb 3, 2020 14:45
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Convex posted:afaik your rear end in a top hat is not part of my steering wheel, thanks for the heads up though You should never have posted this. stealth mechanics are replacing your airbags with my rear end in a top hat as we speak
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Feb 3, 2020 14:46
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OP flails his arms like an inflatable tube man while his car crumbles, metal screeching as it rolls over and over again on the freeway his last moments are each and every location meant for an airbag spewing glassy shards of diarrhea all over his rag dolled corpse
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Feb 3, 2020 14:48
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:You should never have posted this. stealth mechanics are replacing your airbags with my rear end in a top hat as we speak joke's on you when you try to fart in public and instead propel a concentrated mass of heated shrapnel into passers by
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Feb 3, 2020 14:50
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Convex posted:
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Feb 3, 2020 14:55
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temple posted:Where's the problem? yeah I thought land mines were legal now
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Feb 3, 2020 15:00
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Looks like your on a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4
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Feb 3, 2020 15:01
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A few years ago a Toyota's airbag saved my life instead of peppering me with shrapnel and I'm glad
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Feb 3, 2020 15:03
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:You should never have posted this. stealth mechanics are replacing your airbags with my rear end in a top hat as we speak You don't know his car dashboard from a hole in the ground
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Feb 3, 2020 15:11
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poverty goat posted:A few years ago a Toyota's airbag saved my life not as catchy as the original tbh
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Feb 3, 2020 15:14
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Hammerite posted:You don't know his car dashboard from a hole in the ground Dont look too closely at that hole in the ground if u know what's good for you, next thing you know my transplanted camoflouged dirt rear end in a top hat is shredding your fascia and cartilage apart with pressurized human waste. The price of your arrogance
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Feb 3, 2020 15:15
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Dont look too closely at that hole in the ground if u know what's good for you, next thing you know my transplanted camoflouged dirt rear end in a top hat is shredding your fascia and cartilage apart with pressurized human waste. The price of your arrogance You couldn't find his steering wheel with both hands and a flashlight
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Feb 3, 2020 15:16
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What's this thread about again
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Feb 3, 2020 15:16
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*fumbles over OP's dashboard looking for answers and detonating my own rear end trap*
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Feb 3, 2020 15:17
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What's this thread about again It's about your rear end in a top hat. It's the Lil Swamp Booger Baby rear end in a top hat Megathread.
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Feb 3, 2020 15:17
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Hammerite posted:It's about your rear end in a top hat. It's the Lil Swamp Booger Baby rear end in a top hat Megathread. I knew this day would come
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Feb 3, 2020 15:18
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Entorwellian posted:This is the second airbag recall they've had less in 10 years. Yeah, Tesla, those are total death traps man.
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Feb 3, 2020 15:47
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“Inert gasses decay” -dumbfuck mentally unfit for their job usdot scientists 
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Feb 3, 2020 15:50
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OP hadn’t heard about this because he’s never owned a car newer than 2002
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Feb 3, 2020 15:55
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bird with big dick posted:OP hadn’t heard about this because he’s never owned a car newer than 2002 All of the best and coolest cars were made on the other side of the millenium.
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Feb 3, 2020 16:17
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Charles posted:Yeah, Tesla, those are total death traps man. Excuse me Charles, this is the Lil Swamp Booger Baby rear end in a top hat Megathread. I must insist that you please, by all means, continue to post about Tesla here.
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Feb 3, 2020 16:22
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Colonel Cancer posted:Maybe they should work in some holy water in that bag so it baptises you as shrapnel tears your mortal body apart, throwing your redeemed soul clear of the accident How very Warhammer
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Feb 3, 2020 16:36
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This recall has been going on for years. They sent me a notice 3 years ago, and finally had the part in stock last year. Mine was also in the passenger seat, so I could still go about my life. It's awkward to tell dates that they have to sit in the back seat though.
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Feb 3, 2020 16:42
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I drove a car for five years with no airbag, subframe and my lanky loving rear end would hit the roof every time I hit a pothole. Stop being such a baby OP.
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Feb 3, 2020 17:25
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