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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K3pGKPjKOM

- Randy Orton will explain his actions on Raw tonight, that is if US PEOPLE actually DESERVE an explanation.
- It has been claimed Edge won't be there this week so Orton shouldn't expect Edge and can let down his guard for a brief moment that won't come back to bite him.
- Ricochet, Seth Rollins and Bobby Lashley will have a match tonight to decide the #1 Contender for the WWE Championship at Fastlanethe next Blood Money Show in Saudi Arabia.
- Liv Morgan and Lana will have a rematch even though Liv won clean as a sheet last week. Rusev and Lashley are not banned from ringside.
- Remember when Kevin Owens was gonna be a big star?

I gassed the other thread for being completely zero effort. If you want to make a thread before the show starts, at least put in the barest minimum of effort, this OP took all of 30 seconds to make.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Feb 4, 2020

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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

is this the dog food humiliation one or the cucking fetish one?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Smackdown is for Vince's creepy eatingwearing dogfood fetish. Raw is for Vince's creepy cucking fetish.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Were the roads shut down?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Damnit I was about to make a "Mundane Night Raw thread is wearing Mormon underwear for 2/3" :argh:

Also J-Ru tag needs the Raw tag, and weekly reminder that Skillet loving sucks.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

im watching this show tonight because im bored and dont feel like doing anything so

LETS

POST

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


LET'S POST.... this?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Can we have XFL threads in rowdy rhonda ringsports or is that a nope. XFL starts this weekend. :o:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

LET'S POST.... this?

LET

US

POST...............this?

Also will Edge bring Captain Charisma to be his buddy for Mania and they can do fun skits from now till then???

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Randy Orton? More like Blandy Boreton.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Good video package

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Well back to the home for Edge

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

All wrestlers on Raw should come out wearing special Mormon underwear to wrestle. :hmmyes:

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Mormons don't like Orton not wearing pants. Disgusting.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jfc this is taking forever, can Christian come out already and beat Randy up with a chair or something?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Supreme Allah posted:

Can we have XFL threads in rowdy rhonda ringsports or is that a nope. XFL starts this weekend. :o:

Keep it in the appropriate SAS Football subforum please. You can laugh about how much money Vince is losing in the WWE Discussion thread if you want though :)

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

chocolate french horns are great
bernie's gonna dominate
rko can just get hosed
but at least he won't get cucked.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Keep it in the appropriate SAS Football subforum please. You can laugh about how much money Vince is losing in the WWE Discussion thread if you want though :)

I'm really hoping Vince put's all of his brain worm attention to the XFL and the WWE gets slightly better on the way to Mania.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Remember how like an hour went by on AEW Dynamite in 10 minutes last week?

This is like that, only the opposite.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

i've made a huge mistake

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jerusalem posted:

Remember how like an hour went by on AEW Dynamite in 10 minutes last week?

This is like that, only the opposite.

Crowd's having fun at least

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Thanks for wasting our time Randy, have fun being stuck in snow traffic!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

Remember how like an hour went by on AEW Dynamite in 10 minutes last week?

This is like that, only the opposite.

It is really tough when they don't even start the twenty minute promo to start the show until ten minutes into the show.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jim Valley is gonna have a loving field day with this segment.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I get anxious speaking in public too

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Blaise330 posted:

Crowd's having fun at least

:agreed:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

boxcarhobo posted:

i've made a huge mistake

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



boo

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
The writer who wrote Randy's promo is going to be LIVID

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Hah the rumble recap edited Ricochet's low blow out

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

AOP get to be in a match.... is that... is that allowed?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Hooray Ric O Shea vs Bork for Blud Money Show!

Oh gently caress me Lana now??? :suicide:

At least it's being done now I guess.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

*sigh*

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Wait they're still calling her the ravishing russian?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Blaise330 posted:

Hah the rumble recap edited Ricochet's low blow out

Ahahaha no loving way? I missed that.

Remember that time Sting and ONLY STING AND NOBODY ELSE APART FROM MAYBE THE INSPIRATION OF JOHN CENA defeated the Authority at Survivor Series?

ftwtom
Feb 7, 2001

"It is the rivalry that keeps on going." lol

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Oh boy time for another terrible Liv/Lana match.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jiro posted:

Hooray Ric O Shea vs Bork for Blud Money Show!

Oh gently caress me Lana now??? :suicide:

At least it's being done now I guess.

Oh my sweet summer child, there's a good chance that we get 10 minutes of this followed by a random DQ and then it turns into a mixed tag later in the evening.

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