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Please quiet down, Building this ship in a bottle is extremely difficult, requiring of great dexterity, and I need silence.
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*bursts in with a baking pan and a knife* LITERALLY A PERSON DO YOU WANT ME TO CUT YOU A BROWNIE BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?
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Feb 4, 2020 22:01
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is the labor unionized, if not i'm not participating
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Feb 4, 2020 22:02
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Before we start ship building, we better breakfast
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Feb 4, 2020 22:03
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*holds in fart*
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Feb 4, 2020 22:03
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:*bursts in with a baking pan and a knife* gently caress, MAN! I'm just trying to finish this thing, PLEASE. I've been working on this ship in a bottle for six years!!! Chinatown posted:*holds in fart* Thank you.
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Feb 4, 2020 22:04
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Sorry
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Feb 4, 2020 22:04
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*watches over your shoulder but you can't concentrate because I can't stop farting* "Oops, sorry, hehehe. It's looking pretty good so far." .... *pffffft* "heheh"
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Feb 4, 2020 22:04
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It's okay, I just wish you'd think sometimes.
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Feb 4, 2020 22:10
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Feb 4, 2020 22:11
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Mnoba posted:
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Feb 4, 2020 22:15
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Feb 4, 2020 22:16
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numberoneposter posted:I ALREADY REPORTED YOU IN THE LUNCH THREAD YOU SON OF A BITCH ILL DO IT AGAIN hahahahahaha
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Feb 4, 2020 22:17
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 DEAR GOD WWHHYY!!!???
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Feb 4, 2020 22:18
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It's only Chinese knock-off legos and not that difficult. Calm down.
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Feb 4, 2020 22:20
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givepatajob posted:It's only Chinese knock-off legos and not that difficult. Calm down. Pfft! Like I'd use some poser rear end kit. I'm not only building a tiny ship in a bottle I also MADE the bottle. MADE THE loving BOTTLE. This is artisinal ship'n'bottle.
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Feb 4, 2020 22:24
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Seems like it would be a whole lot easier to make the ship beforehand. 
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Feb 4, 2020 22:51
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Ok, so I've completed building my ship in a bottle! Now. How the hell do I get out of this bottle?
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Feb 4, 2020 22:53
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Jay_Zombie posted:Ok, so I've completed building my ship in a bottle! Set sail, duh
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Feb 4, 2020 23:06
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im gonna fart into the bottle
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Feb 4, 2020 23:10
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“Help! I'm in a bottle! How did I get into this bottle? Look at the size of this bloody great big bottle! What sort of ship has a bottle like this? This is crazy!”
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Feb 4, 2020 23:25
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Once you are done building that ship in a bottle you shine it up real nice, turn that sum-bitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy rear end!
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Feb 4, 2020 23:36
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numberoneposter posted:Once you are done building that ship in a bottle you shine it up real nice, turn that sum-bitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy rear end! I thought we were all already under the impression that this is the whole point of building a ship in a bottle.
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Feb 4, 2020 23:39
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Feb 4, 2020 23:41
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numberoneposter posted:Once you are done building that ship in a bottle you shine it up real nice, turn that sum-bitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy rear end! Make sure to drill an air hole in the bottom otherwise it'll get stuck and you'll have to go to the hospital.
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Feb 4, 2020 23:42
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less than a mile away
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Feb 4, 2020 23:43
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Handy man, eh?
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Feb 4, 2020 23:45
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Well, it was tricky, but I got it all in the bottle. The hardest part actually was getting the tip started in there, because it was just like, an awkward angle and hard to see. But once I got it started and got ta good seal around the neck of the bottle, it was super easy to just fill it up. What? Oooooh. Ship in a bottle! Well. This is embarrassing.
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Feb 4, 2020 23:45
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numberoneposter posted:Once you are done building that ship in a bottle you shine it up real nice, turn that sum-bitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy rear end! I don’t see a flared base on that thing. 
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Feb 4, 2020 23:46
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givepatajob posted:It's only Chinese knock-off legos and not that difficult. Calm down. As someone who prefers quantity over quality I wish to purchase more items from this fine company.
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Feb 4, 2020 23:48
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Jay_Zombie posted:Well, it was tricky, but I got it all in the bottle. The hardest part actually was getting the tip started in there, because it was just like, an awkward angle and hard to see. But once I got it started and got ta good seal around the neck of the bottle, it was super easy to just fill it up. don't be gross. I understand innuendo
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Feb 4, 2020 23:56
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roarpower posted:don't be gross. I understand innuendo In your end. Oh!
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Jay_Zombie posted:In your end. Oh! I don't get it. I don't have time for jokes I'm building a ship in a bottle.
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Feb 5, 2020 00:20
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i'm a ship in a bottle baby won't you rub me and let me out
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Feb 5, 2020 00:32
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Mozi posted:i'm a ship in a bottle If you want to be with me, baby there's a price to pay, I need some modeling glue and it's like $6.00 a tube.
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Feb 5, 2020 00:33
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i've built a ship in a bottle, then tried christening it but threw it into the sea 
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FailedOrganics101 posted:i've built a ship in a bottle, then tried christening it but threw it into the sea I want to christen a ship with a ship in a bottle
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Feb 5, 2020 01:01
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That bottle won't break but the windows sure will! 
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*poops in the bottle*
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