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looks at front "hrmm" looks at side "buhh" looks at butt "oh yeah" |
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too tight? no, just right :]
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Feb 5, 2020 01:12
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who doesn't love to get like 5 to 10 pairs of some crisp new jeans, walk into the dressing room, then bury their face in them
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Feb 5, 2020 01:14
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hey jeans man you got some vaseline so i can try these on? haha anyway yeah ill take them thanks i dont need a bag
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Feb 5, 2020 01:15
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"I'm wearing this raw selvedge denim out the store and you can't stop me, I know what quality is" *Leaves a dark blue rear end print on the seat of my 1993 Toyota Corolla with beige cloth seats and a stuck casette player* |
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Feb 5, 2020 01:24
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The casette? A mixtape I recorded off the radio with the Dixie chicks and Celene Dion |
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Feb 5, 2020 01:26
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are my genitals too prominent in this denim, and also, is that a good or bad thing
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Feb 5, 2020 01:34
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me: look I understand in theory why you focus on jeans plural. that's where the money is. and if your jeans work out the way you say they will I am on board, I will buy like a whole bunch of jeans. but in this evaluation phase a fiscally responsible person like myself would prefer to start out with a jean, singular, and see how it goes. if you want to throw in another jean for free, something to get me hooked, I'm listening. if not, give me one jean pant, and we'll see how it goes.
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Feb 5, 2020 01:36
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[doing a prank] hey do you have any jeans with the waist size of... 22 inches hahaha
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Feb 5, 2020 01:39
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If the pressure on your butt is high enough that looking at it causes rising pressure on your front, that's when you know it's the right jeans.
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Feb 5, 2020 01:51
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I put my pants on every day just like anyone else. With my hands.
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Feb 5, 2020 02:00
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keep knocking mom, I'm reloading (my legs into these jeans)
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Feb 5, 2020 02:16
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[in British accent] "yes good morning pants chap, I would like a fitting AB plus plus for my denim slacks good sir. please and thank you"
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Feb 5, 2020 02:20
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did this yesterday ready for summer |
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Feb 5, 2020 04:25
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Twenty Four posted:I put my pants on every day just like anyone else. With my hands. I go hands free, personally. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqGTtFIZm5Y |
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Feb 5, 2020 04:38
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trying on jeggings at the pants store |
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Feb 5, 2020 07:38
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voiced my concern to an employee regarding how yes the jeans fit but in the past i’ve had jeans and other pants give me this weird lower back/tailbone pain sometimes if i’ve been sitting down for a while and i don’t know if it’s how the fabric is sewn together or what |
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Feb 5, 2020 08:10
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knock knock "come in, these might be a little- YOU AREN'Y MY MOOOOOOOOM"
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Feb 5, 2020 14:15
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at the JNCO emporium with a cold half gallon of milk, looking for a back pocket that will accept the unopened half gallon easily AKA  real jncos
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Macnult posted:voiced my concern to an employee regarding how yes the jeans fit but in the past i’ve had jeans and other pants give me this weird lower back/tailbone pain sometimes if i’ve been sitting down for a while and i don’t know if it’s how the fabric is sewn together or what did you show them your tail?
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Piso Mojado posted:did you show them your tail? i try to, but the focus always turns to my nice butt |
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Feb 5, 2020 19:11
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Bring Your Own Butt
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Bare Your Own Butt |
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don't mind if i do!
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