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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Got 3000sq ft at Costco, turns out I already had 3000 sq ft at home

What should I do with all this plastic wrap!??!


Thinkin about making some clothes for an emperor, but not sure there’s any emperors around these days

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Escape From Noise

You could prank an entire public restroom's worth of toilets.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Murder

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

cover roy orbison with it



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

DelilahFlowers

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

You could prank an entire public restroom's worth of toilets.
Jokes on you, I use plastic wrap to line my rear end so I don't have to go to the public bathroom. The vacuum seal created by the clamp of my gluteus maximus keeps the poop pressed between my crack and does produce an odious scent.

alnilam

Use it to laminate dexter so he doesn't have to bathe anymore

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Hold it up to your face, stretch it over your mouth and suck it in like you're sucking a straw (do NOT inhale). If you stretch it just right and suck it in quickly enough, you can make some pretty loud POP! sounds

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Heather Papps

hello friend


i was walking down the street just the other day
i saw a pretty lady and just had to say
if you can't finish yer lunch, here's the map
you can store it
in a plastic
wrap



it's the plastic wrap, the plastic wrap
when you want
a leftover snack

you can unwrap
the plastic wrap



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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