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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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poisonpill posted:

Aliens, featuring Paul Riser

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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Risedent Evil 2

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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True Rise

The Hills Have Rise

Bridge Over the Riser Kwai

Superrise Me

Filthy Hans fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Feb 16, 2020

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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PinheadSlim posted:

Rise & Shine INTENSE PROSTATE MASSAGE

Viewable on pornhub

Rise of the Planet of the Gapes

it's prequel, The Gapes of Wrath is pretty hot too

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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Cease to Hope posted:

Rise is the first one. I think Dawn, the second one, is definitely the best of the three, but they're all definitely entertaining.

It feels like they'd be classics if they were 10 or 15 years younger. The mix of blockbuster visual imagination and heavy-but-not-particularly-challenging politics feels of a piece with 90s SF like Cameron; a decade and a half later it just feels somewhat derivative. However, their central appeal - Shakespeare-light that uses the uncanny valley effect for horror and questions of what "humanity" means - wouldn't have worked before about 2010.

I really do enjoy them and want more people to enjoy them, but also I think the somewhat muted reaction that they got was the correct one.

The second one is the best. I'd post ChimpOnHorsebackWithMachineGunsAkimbo.gif but imgur is making GBS threads the bed for me right now.


The third one is kinda weird with its Chimp Jesus theme but not bad overall, however lol that the one albino ape is Ape Judas.

Filthy Hans fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Feb 23, 2020

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

See also: 'Genesis'

Or even worse, 'Genysys'

The last good entry in the Terminator franchise was Terminator: The Ride at the Universal Studios theme park

everything after that has been garbage

imagine being back in 2003 and thinking that Terminator 3 was as bad as the brand could get

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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Sex, Rise, and Videotape

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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Igby Goes Down 2: Rise, Igby

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