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TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

I can't think of any.

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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
rise of the planet of the apes

all of those movies are pretty good

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

The Wind Rises

GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Up Circle
Apr 3, 2008
terminator 3: rise of the machines

Everyone
Sep 6, 2019

by sebmojo

Roth posted:

GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Up Circle posted:

terminator 3: rise of the machines

Remember, it's movies that don't suck.

Rise: Blood Hunter, despite being a movie featuring vampires, does not, in fact, suck.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

In researching a joke answer I learned there is no film called Terror-Rise about people being murdered in a high rise apartment building and frankly Im surprised.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Everyone posted:

Remember, it's movies that don't suck.

Rise: Blood Hunter, despite being a movie featuring vampires, does not, in fact, suck.

Turns out I was actually thinking of GI Joe Retaliation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1tGCDeOi2o

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Hitler: The Rise of Evil is pretty good, which is ironic considering that Hitler, in fact, was bad.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




event ho-rise-on

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Squizzle posted:

event ho-rise-on

Mooey Cow posted:

Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice

:hmmyes:

Blackdog420
Sep 10, 2009

born to roam
The Rise and Rise of Bitcoin (2014)

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Blackdog420 posted:

The Rise and Rise of Bitcoin (2014)

get out

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Minions: The Rise of Gru is coming out this year. add it to your list.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
hell yes sign me up for the mostly-CG prequel about the childhood of the series' villain

i hope it has a goofy CG sidekick that speaks mainly in babytalk!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Huh, says here a hero will rise

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Aliens, featuring Paul Riser

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Barudak posted:

In researching a joke answer I learned there is no film called Terror-Rise about people being murdered in a high rise apartment building and frankly Im surprised.

Isn’t that High Rise?

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gPr_qix-po

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
Before Sunrise is supposed to be decent.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


No one has ever seen it so the rumors can’t be verified

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
really this thread could've been closed after the very first reply

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

poisonpill posted:

Aliens, featuring Paul Riser

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Risedent Evil 2

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Saving Private Rise-an

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


300: Rise of an Empire

it had titty in it

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

True Rise

The Hills Have Rise

Bridge Over the Riser Kwai

Superrise Me

Filthy Hans fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Feb 16, 2020

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


Superrise Me

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Agronox posted:

really this thread could've been closed after the very first reply

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
and i love terrible puns. but these titles are so bad that a part of me dies everytime someone posts one.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Passion of the Ch-rise-t

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
RISE - Reeling In Some Eel!!



note: This movie is hypothetical

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


The Empire Strise Back

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




finding jamaharon: life in the risan service industry

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
I really do like the new planet of the apes films though

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Rudeboy Detective posted:

300: Rise of an Empire

it had titty in it

And a billion "Oh gently caress, you guys! You JUST missed Leonidas, he was TOTALLY just here!" scenes in it, because it takes place before, during, and after 300 and Gerard Butler didn't want to come back and be in that trainwreck. Lena Heady, David Wenham, and Rodrigo Santoro all did though, so there's that, I guess...

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe

Rudeboy Detective posted:

300: Rise of an Empire

it had titty in it

I legit think they missed an opportunity, should have called it 301: 300 2

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

nine-gear crow posted:

And a billion "Oh gently caress, you guys! You JUST missed Leonidas, he was TOTALLY just here!" scenes in it, because it takes place before, during, and after 300 and Gerard Butler didn't want to come back and be in that trainwreck. Lena Heady, David Wenham, and Rodrigo Santoro all did though, so there's that, I guess...

Isn't that the movie that has a sex fight?

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