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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

bradzilla posted:

I'm pretty sure this is what's known as a metaphor and people never actually did this. Hth op

I've read a vaudeville history that reported some audience members did do this, in vaudevlle days. At least one performer was hired and paid handsomely to perform on a major American theatre circuit because her act was was "so bad it's good". She was absolutely pelted with rotten fruit, veg and more every performance.

And I somehow doubt audiences in the 1800s and before were better behaved.

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sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Big Beef City posted:

They should bring those back to garden catalogs.
In mine now, I get cherry tomatoes, beefsteaks, slicers, you name it. Not ONE goddamn "chucking" tomato in the whole lot. Where the hell are my West Virginia Tossers and Southern Belle Pelters??
The ideal hucking tomato would be between a baseball and softball in size, have a thin skin for easy breaking, and be heavy with pulp for maximum impact and splatter.

Get on that, horticulturists

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

BigBadSteve posted:

I've read a vaudeville history that reported some audience members did do this, in vaudevlle days. At least one performer was hired and paid handsomely to perform on a major American theatre circuit because her act was was "so bad it's good". She was absolutely pelted with rotten fruit, veg and more every performance.

And I somehow doubt audiences in the 1800s and before were better behaved.

...what was the act

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
maybe some dude started by spitting his cherry or peach pits at the actors and it just escalated from there

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

plays are just movies with lovely special effects and you can give real time performance reviews to the actors

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

sudonim posted:

The ideal hucking tomato would be between a baseball and softball in size, have a thin skin for easy breaking, and be heavy with pulp for maximum impact and splatter.

Get on that, horticulturists

Skin / internally has to be strong enough to withstand the g's you give it while throwing, but weak enough to make the impact hilarious. A delicate balance.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Big Beef City posted:

...what was the act

The Aristocrats!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nastyman posted:

The Aristocrats!

I'll admit, a one woman production of that that made it around to multiple cities and performances WOULD be a pretty impressively bad rendition of that.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Grape tomato buckshot :thunk:

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

roarpower posted:

yes. in olden times, people would bring rotten fruit to throw at the stocks

Grab your old food, and head on over to pelt a captive target. Fun for the whole family.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

...what was the act

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRgNbis14pE&t=6s

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




there's a reason it's called a purse op, its short for persimmon. old timers would carry a hollowed out persimmon to stash coin and such, The rigid dried husk of the fruit could be looped onto a belt, and other fruits could be stored inside to throw ad lovely idiot entertainers.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

OP: The fruit is rotten because it was old. Old timely things are old... thought this was clear.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

watch this, i'm gonna hit Tybalt right in the cock with this potato

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Caesar Saladin posted:

watch this, i'm gonna hit Tybalt right in the cock with this potato

Prince of Cat[ch thi]s!

dracky
Nov 8, 2010

rotten vegetable and guy hiding behidn the curtain with a giant shepherds crook were the "siskel and ebert" of their day

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

...what was the act

From the book Vaudeville From The Honky Tonks To The Palace (1953), available (in a badly OCR'd version with lots of typos) here:
https://archive.org/details/vaudevillefromth013372mbp

Known as the "vegetable twins", the Cherry Sisters Effie and Addie played Hammerstein's Olympia on Broadway in 1896. They played behind a net for eight weeks at $500 per and that "direct from Broadway" billing kept them going for years in smaller towns. The idea of playing behind a net to encourage the audience to throw vegetables at the actors wasn't new. In the 1800s Shakespearian actors (?) ... hammed it with Hamlet (all worked behind a screen) and got rich from the box office. Many came just to try out their pitching arms with eggs and vegetables. It was Oscar Hammerstein, who got the idea of using a screen in front of these gals. The papers said they were "so bad they were good."

[The Cherry Sisters sang, in character costumes. It was said they "had voices like the rattle of an empty coal scuttle."]

Years later Billy Rose tried to bring back the idea at the Casino de Paree during Prohibition, and it died. His ads read, "Sunday Nite - Amateur Nite. Come and throw vegetables at actors!" A few drunks threw ice cubes and almost blinded the performers. (They were not amateurs but hired for the occasion and didn't know about the ads inviting the audience to throw things.) It was a terrific flop, not funny, but very sad!

And in the book The Comedians by Kliph Nesteroff (2015), Harpo Marx said of the Marx Brothers' pre-movie making days Vaudeville performences, “If an audience didn’t like us we had no trouble finding out. We were pelted with sticks, bricks, spitballs, cigar butts, peach pits and chewed-out stalks of sugar cane.”

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Feb 23, 2020

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
The wow react of olden times

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
If you think that's bad, you wouldn't believe what they throw in India!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The forum's the stage, all posters are actors, and my shitposts are flung rotten tomatoes.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

TODD BONZALEZ posted:

there's a reason it's called a purse op, its short for persimmon. old timers would carry a hollowed out persimmon to stash coin and such, The rigid dried husk of the fruit could be looped onto a belt, and other fruits could be stored inside to throw ad lovely idiot entertainers.

And then it was the style at the time to tie an onion to your belt.


dracky posted:

rotten vegetable and guy hiding behidn the curtain with a giant shepherds crook were the "siskel and ebert" of their day

That's basically Statler and Waldorf, the old rich fucks with a box seat.

And when you think about it, used batteries are the rotten produce of the modern day.

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