Dating the sea

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Escape From Noise

So lately I've been SEAing a lady. It's the sea. So far it's been really great. She's the first older woman I've dated but she's really deep and I feel like we connect on a really intense level. I mean all of our dates are at the beach, she has plenty to offer, and so many dimensions to her personality. I've been thinking about the whole relationship lately and thought maybe asking some strangers online would be the best course of action.

But I've been kind of having my doubts about the relationship. For starters some have been around the block. She's been around the whole world! I don't really judge her for that but it's just kind of intimidating you know? Also there are a lot of old sailors who say that they're married to her. Like all of the time. It makes me a little insecure. Am I "the other guy" or whatever here? How many of us are there? Is this an open relationship thing? I'm not sure I can handle that.

Also if things are going to get serious I don't know what that means for spending time with my family. They're in a land-locked state. I'm sure they don't mind coming to us every so often but I'd feel bad having them visit us every time there's a gathering. It feels kind of unfair.

I really love her. Perfect in so many ways but she can be a bit...temperamental. Things can be going just fine. You know. Smooth sailing ahead, then all of a sudden she'll start getting really unpredictable and...well violent. She hasn't really hurt me but it's gotten a little more close than I'd like to admit. She can really bluster and blow. I know that's not great but when things are good, they are really good and I'd hate to throw out a relationship with so many positives over a problem like this which could possibly be fixed.

So what do you think? Are they things I can do to improve? Maybe things I should consider about her situation?

# ? Feb 22, 2020 19:05

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# ? Feb 22, 2020 20:26

Macnult

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but there are plenty of fish in the sea

# ? Feb 22, 2020 20:53

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# ? Feb 22, 2020 21:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

the sea is a my mistress, so back off! Also, please don't tell my wife

# ? Feb 22, 2020 22:30

cda: by Hand Knit

*looking int he mirror and flexiong before the date* i'm going to gently caress the sea

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# ? Feb 22, 2020 22:58

Yinlock

friendzoned by the sea

# ? Feb 22, 2020 23:37

Stoner Sloth

ive heard that owning a boat is v expensive and that the sea is a cruel mistress, does this mean that the sea is a fin dom?

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 00:50

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it's definitely full of fins, i think you're on to something

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 00:52

Goons Are Gifts

It's good to not be shallow about who you date and I for one support your endeavor to date a big girl like the sea. 70% of the earth's surface you say? More room for play I call that.

# ? Feb 23, 2020 01:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

There's just more of her to love

# ? Feb 23, 2020 01:06

Jaguars!

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 01:09

google THIS

I heard that the sea has crabs

# ? Feb 23, 2020 02:52

FutonForensic

"okay, i think everyone's on the lifeboats. wait, where's the captain?"

"he's staying behind. he said something along the lines of, 'a captain always goes down on the sea.'"

# ? Feb 23, 2020 03:02

google THIS

(lying on the beach panting) Wow...I guess it really isn't the size of the boat.

# ? Feb 23, 2020 06:00

Escape From Noise

Sorry for the late reply. Got in a bit of a fight with this old Cuban fisherman. He wrote this kind of tell all...I guess you'd call in a memoir? I just don't think that the sea comes off very good in it because he's very bitter.

# ? Feb 23, 2020 08:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

(lying on the beach panting) Wow...I guess it really isn't the size of the boat.

Lol

# ? Feb 23, 2020 11:24

Yinlock

FutonForensic posted:

"okay, i think everyone's on the lifeboats. wait, where's the captain?"

"he's staying behind. he said something along the lines of, 'a captain always goes down on the sea.'"

"and in science news, top researchers have reached a new breakthrough in their quest to, and i quote, "eat the sea's rear end""

# ? Feb 23, 2020 12:24

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

(lying on the beach panting) Wow...I guess it really isn't the size of the boat.

# ? Feb 23, 2020 12:38

Escape From Noise

Macnult posted:

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but there are plenty of fish in the sea

Sorry. Been busy but she was very forthcoming about this early on

# ? Feb 23, 2020 15:49

Escape From Noise

cda posted:

*looking int he mirror and flexiong before the date* i'm going to gently caress the sea

Yinlock posted:

friendzoned by the sea

FutonForensic posted:

"okay, i think everyone's on the lifeboats. wait, where's the captain?"

"he's staying behind. he said something along the lines of, 'a captain always goes down on the sea.'"

Lots of great posts itt

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Feb 23, 2020

# ? Feb 23, 2020 15:51

Stoner Sloth

Yinlock posted:

"and in science news, top researchers have reached a new breakthrough in their quest to, and i quote, "eat the sea's rear end""

"until recently, we knew more about the surface of the moon than about the bottom of the ocean."

# ? Feb 23, 2020 19:33

Mummy Napkin

she was a little too wild for me, man. like, she'll just let you go to the bathroom on or in her.

# ? Feb 23, 2020 21:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Stoner Sloth posted:

"until recently, we knew more about the surface of the moon than about the bottom of the ocean."

Buzz Aldrin - first man to gently caress the moon

# ? Feb 23, 2020 23:19

Yinlock

Stoner Sloth posted:

"until recently, we knew more about the surface of the moon than about the bottom of the ocean."

"it is unethical to have so thoroughly cleaned the moon's butthole and yet left our mother ocean's untouched"

# ? Feb 23, 2020 23:45

FutonForensic

# ? Feb 24, 2020 01:48

Yinlock

FutonForensic posted:

# ? Feb 24, 2020 01:53

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

# ? Feb 24, 2020 02:46

alnilam

FutonForensic posted:

# ? Feb 24, 2020 02:56

biosterous

FutonForensic posted:

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he/him

# ? Feb 24, 2020 03:30

google THIS

FutonForensic posted:

# ? Feb 24, 2020 04:37

Escape From Noise

FutonForensic posted:

# ? Feb 24, 2020 04:52

Goons Are Gifts

FutonForensic posted:

# ? Feb 24, 2020 05:02

wearing a lampshade

FutonForensic posted:

# ? Feb 24, 2020 06:13

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

FutonForensic posted:

Holy gently caress

# ? Feb 24, 2020 10:24

Yinlock

lol at the crying lady

cucked by the sea

# ? Feb 24, 2020 14:00

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FutonForensic posted:

# ? Feb 24, 2020 15:27

Manifisto

*me on a date at a fancy restaurant, with a glass of seawater set at the place opposite me*

*waiter starts clearing dishes, moves to pick up the glass*

me: don't you touch her! don't you loving touch her!

the sea: *sigh* why do men always get so jealous

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 24, 2020 15:33

Escape From Noise

Manifisto posted:

*me on a date at a fancy restaurant, with a glass of seawater set at the place opposite me*

*waiter starts clearing dishes, moves to pick up the glass*

me: don't you touch her! don't you loving touch her!

the sea: *sigh* why do men always get so jealous

# ? Feb 24, 2020 15:48

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threesome with a geoduck

# ? Feb 24, 2020 18:49

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