Giving animals handguns social experiment

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What would THIS POSSUM do with a loaded gun? A gentle creature with a frightening facade, the Possum is nature's median. Would this change if we gave the Possum a firearm, capable of death? A Ruger Wrangler Single-Action Revolver has been placed on the ground near this animal... all we can do now is wait...

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 02:26

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:18

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YOU GET OUT OF THAT CAT FOO...oh, uh, im sorry sir. p-please enjoy your m-m-m-meal...!

# ? Feb 23, 2020 02:34

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LIVESTREAM: Crab with knife. What will we do. (8 viewers)

# ? Feb 23, 2020 02:37

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Putty posted:

LIVESTREAM: Crab with knife. What will we do. (8 viewers)

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 03:12

Macnult

holding up an NRA convention because the handgun won�t stay on top of my pet turtle

# ? Feb 23, 2020 03:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

an octopus could shoot 8 guns at once

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 03:50

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

This doberman has two buttons to press on a contraption. One button releases a treat for the dog to eat, while the other releases two loaded derringers. Will the increased quantity of reward per push convince the dog to prefer being rewarded with guns?

# ? Feb 23, 2020 04:34

Mr. Dick: by Cyrano4747

OP, Mr. Dick's hubris will see your giving animals gun and raise you turning animals into guns.

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 05:43

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Heather Papps posted:

an octopus could shoot 8 guns at once

# ? Feb 23, 2020 07:06

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makes u think

# ? Feb 23, 2020 07:06

Escape From Noise

Monkey with a mace.

Javelina with a javelin

# ? Feb 23, 2020 07:37

Escape From Noise

A bear hijacking a honey tanker truck at gunpoint

# ? Feb 23, 2020 08:01

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Hedgehog with an ar-15: gotta go fast? Let's see you out run a BULLET

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 08:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I bet a bear motorcycle gang would really gently caress poo poo up

# ? Feb 23, 2020 11:28

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

The warthog always has the largest gun, and even got wings and can fly...

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 12:18

Yinlock

Putty posted:

LIVESTREAM: Crab with knife. What will we do. (8 viewers)

why would a crab need a knife when it's deadly claws can already shred steel

the crab only needs one improvement to it's otherwise flawless arsenal: a gun

# ? Feb 23, 2020 12:20

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I bet a bear motorcycle gang would really gently caress poo poo up

At least for most of the year

# ? Feb 23, 2020 13:19

Heather Papps: hello friend

i tried giving a cat a gun and it gave me a judgemental stare, for the gun is the tool of the coward.

"they who deign to kill must come to terms with the gravity of your power - by tooth and claw i rule the alley, by purr and pet i rule the house. yet my control is demanded whisker to whisker, not from a dozen houses away, bearing no risk. truly, man, know that the thrill is in the hunt, not the result. how many mice have i cast at the feet of my slaves, a pittance for you helpless kittens, so weak and afraid. your penis so unbarbed, your teeth and claws so blunted that your kind constructed a fake penisclawtooth to disguise your fear with sound and light. bring me a treat, child."

i wept, for he was wise and i was a fool.

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 14:25

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 14:52

Escape From Noise

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 15:29

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgHW5QSLE3E

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Feb 23, 2020 15:32

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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Heather Papps posted:

i tried giving a cat a gun and it gave me a judgemental stare, for the gun is the tool of the coward.

"they who deign to kill must come to terms with the gravity of your power - by tooth and claw i rule the alley, by purr and pet i rule the house. yet my control is demanded whisker to whisker, not from a dozen houses away, bearing no risk. truly, man, know that the thrill is in the hunt, not the result. how many mice have i cast at the feet of my slaves, a pittance for you helpless kittens, so weak and afraid. your penis so unbarbed, your teeth and claws so blunted that your kind constructed a fake penisclawtooth to disguise your fear with sound and light. bring me a treat, child."

i wept, for he was wise and i was a fool.

# ? Feb 23, 2020 21:00

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Heather Papps posted:

i tried giving a cat a gun and it gave me a judgemental stare, for the gun is the tool of the coward.

"they who deign to kill must come to terms with the gravity of your power - by tooth and claw i rule the alley, by purr and pet i rule the house. yet my control is demanded whisker to whisker, not from a dozen houses away, bearing no risk. truly, man, know that the thrill is in the hunt, not the result. how many mice have i cast at the feet of my slaves, a pittance for you helpless kittens, so weak and afraid. your penis so unbarbed, your teeth and claws so blunted that your kind constructed a fake penisclawtooth to disguise your fear with sound and light. bring me a treat, child."

i wept, for he was wise and i was a fool.

# ? Feb 23, 2020 21:10

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Heather Papps posted:

i tried giving a cat a gun and it gave me a judgemental stare, for the gun is the tool of the coward.

"they who deign to kill must come to terms with the gravity of your power - by tooth and claw i rule the alley, by purr and pet i rule the house. yet my control is demanded whisker to whisker, not from a dozen houses away, bearing no risk. truly, man, know that the thrill is in the hunt, not the result. how many mice have i cast at the feet of my slaves, a pittance for you helpless kittens, so weak and afraid. your penis so unbarbed, your teeth and claws so blunted that your kind constructed a fake penisclawtooth to disguise your fear with sound and light. bring me a treat, child."

i wept, for he was wise and i was a fool.

Giving barbs to human penises social experiment

# ? Feb 23, 2020 21:35

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Putty posted:

Giving barbs to human penises social experiment

I knew a guy with a barbed dick. Apparently it's one of those generic throwback things like when people are born with a tail.
New product idea: barbed guns with tails so animals will be more comfortable with them

# ? Feb 23, 2020 23:23

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:18

cda: by Hand Knit

Heather Papps posted:

an octopus could shoot 8 guns at once

or one gun with eight difrernt things on it

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 23:26

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