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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



"When I said vote blue no matter who I didn't mean it like this! This isn't fun anymore!" :negative:

"B-but I don't like him! He's so mean! Forcing me to vote for him because he is the nominee is the same as holding me down and violently raping me!" :qq:

"What about rich people? Huh? What if I was a rich person? What if I was rich and bernie supporters made fun of my weird looking dick? Huh? Answer me you cowards!" :argh:


All around you there are angry voices. People are hurting. They cry out in pain, their bodies squirming in agony. We must do something to help these tortured souls. So please gather as many Bernie meltdowns as you can and post them here so I can compile a gigantic playlist to listen to
on election night. It's very important that we laugh at these people in their time of pain, because if we don't who will? :ohdear:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5MRDEXRk4k
The first notable one since new hampshire and an absolute classic. He sounds like a little boy who didn't get to have a toy even though he sat still and behaved himself.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSQ4jOONT6I
Anyone who votes for trump is evil scum..........I am still going to vote for trump I'm just saying :shrug:


https://twitter.com/People4Bernie/status/1231339891247570944
He's not vetted! He's not vetted!! HE'S NOT VETTED!!! :livintrope:


https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1231321300670537733
As a democrat I hope and pray for four more years of trump with every fiber in my body :pray:


https://twitter.com/justicedems/status/1231359390890045440
This is just like what happened on Hitler. People voting is hitler, Sanders is hitler, stop being hitler.


https://twitter.com/dril/status/1216476765784199173
gently caress this guy.


https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1231341650221334531
Why don't you squeaky angry minorities just do what you're told? I've thought really long and hard about this and I can't figure this out :confused:

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bernie's doing well???


NOOOO

*stabs own dick with salad fork*

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


The eternal struggle session at Central Park.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Horseshoe theory posted:

The eternal struggle session at Central Park.

if you want a vision of the future, imagine chris matthews being executed by fidel castro in central park - forever.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

if you want a vision of the future, imagine chris matthews being executed by fidel castro in central park - forever.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/StaggsKaren/status/1231584286056140800

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Wow, MSNBC really doesn't like talking about good ol' Bernie.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This owns I hope the liberal/democratic party get all that they deserve

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
i'm hear for the "well I guess I have no choice but to vote for Trump" strain of these meltdowns because after 4 years of the worst #resistance horseshit and russigate crap it's nice to just see some honesty

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ThirdWayKessler/status/1231601882881306629

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
"people deserve healthcare and living wages" -an extreme ideology

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/nyt_diff/status/1231737928600244231

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
F.D.R. and Reagan understood this, as did Abraham Lincoln and many great social reformers, including Frederick Douglass, Jane Addams, Martin Luther King Jr. and Cesar Chavez.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/andraydomise/status/1231636276497043456

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/BernieWon2016/status/1231724561814740993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6oTIjvw_-8&t=10s

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1231621315318157312
*gets caught jerking off to hentai by the wife*
Me: D-dam! These Russian attacks are getting more intricate by the day! :sweatdrop:

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


This lady knows what she's talking about!

https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1107625123253755904

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/mcrumps/status/1231662091905490949

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/B52Malmet/status/1231563518442442754
My uncle works for Nevada and he said that Bernie actually lost big time and trumpers were on the app and glitch jumping over the republican/democrat wall to vote for Bernie.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/JAdomian/status/1231728788410642432

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1231791128187326465
:qq:

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/23/bernie-sanders-is-the-front-runner-because-of-how-we-raised-our-kids.html

Ok, yeah younger generations are impoverished, been ignored and are facing serious problems, but the real reason they like Bernie is because they think Trump is controlled by Russia.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/JohnBerman/status/1232299147455234048
How come people aren't talking about all this stuff I've made up or taken out of context huh? Loopy Bernie is attacking billionaires and nobody even cares :qq:

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnBerman/status/1232299147455234048
How come people aren't talking about all this stuff I've made up or taken out of context huh? Loopy Bernie is attacking billionaires and nobody even cares :qq:

Bernie acknowledges that the female orgasm is real!

:hmmyes:

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1232867842372112384
We need to put an adult in charge, not some 78 year old youngster.

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSQ4jOONT6I
Anyone who votes for trump is evil scum..........I am still going to vote for trump I'm just saying :shrug:


"But a socialist candidate is more dangerous to this company -- I mean, country, as far as the strength and well-being of our country, than Donald Trump"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The only people Bloomberg can bring together are “Friends of Jeff”.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/MuseWendi/status/1233754436729700352

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1232687780632940544

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1139141747609612293
Should be a bumper crop of meltdowns today I reckon :clint:

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/CANCEL_SAM/status/1234658934671204352
The manager speaking will reach levels that shouldn't even be possible.

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI8dk7cbin8
:byewhore:

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