what determines if a butt is funny or hot? can one butt be both at the same time? can one butt be funny at some times and hot other times? what if i find a butt funny and someone else finds it hot? | |
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the butt is both dead and alive b4 u open the box, hth |
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"god does not play with butts" -einstein |
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my butt is quantum entangled with my mouth - whenever I talk poo poo, I poo poo... and unfortunately the other way around.
<3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Mar 5, 2020 16:42 |
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lmao your butt is arousing me so hard Jesus hahahaa
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# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:29 |
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me seeing a funny, but sexy butt: "hahahahaaaaaaa---awoooooooooooga!"
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FunnySexyButt: The BYOB Story |
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being and nothingbutts |
# ? Mar 5, 2020 18:14 |
My (24F) girlfriend (23F) has a funny butt and it’s driving our relationship apart (self.reddit.com)
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schrodinger's butt |
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google THIS posted:FunnySexyButt: The BYOB Story funnysexybutt please post |
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Sometimes a sexy butt becomes funny simply by being observed.
google THIS fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Mar 5, 2020 |
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watho posted:what determines if a butt is funny or hot? can one butt be both at the same time? can one butt be funny at some times and hot other times? what if i find a butt funny and someone else finds it hot? psychologists and statisticians seriously discussing large scale experiments designed to determine whether butt funniness and hotness are dependent or independent variables a metastudy of those psychologists and statisticians designed to determine whether their study design is secretly motivated by horniness and/or irony we do not discuss the meta-metastudy
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a grainy compressed photo of a butt goes viral on the internet and sparks heated debates on if the butt is sexy or funny
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 01:07 |
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I pooped from my butt through two slits expecting to see two funny streaks of poop on the wall behind them, but instead there were three sexy streaks of poop. what the hell
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Sometimes butts produce poop particles, but other times butts produce flatulence waves. |
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We'll need two butts for the double slit experiment |
# ? Mar 6, 2020 07:48 |
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pants being taken off: sexy pants falling down: funny pants being pulled down: funny and/or sexy???
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 13:54 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:We'll need two butts for the double slit experiment <3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Mar 6, 2020 13:57 |
i’m close to busting this case wide open there’s just one more anomaly. *flips whiteboard around revealing THE FLANDERS PARADOX written in enormous letters in season 11 episode 10 of the simpsons there is a joke where homer is distracted by ned flanders’ sexy butt. the joke is very funny but the butt is clearly sexy and if it wasn’t the joke wouldn’t be funny. if flanders had a traditional funny butt the joke wouldn’t have been the legendarily funny one that we remember to this day.
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google THIS posted:Sometimes a sexy butt becomes funny simply by being observed. A butt is both sexy and funny until it is observed. Then the quantum state of the butt collapses into one of the two options. If you observe the funniness of the butt, you cannot know its sexiness (example: ace Ventura might have a sexy butt, but we cannot observe it since he did that "can I rear end you a few questions" / "o sole mio, rear end in a top hat-o-mia" but). Similarly, an observed sexy butt, once observed to be sexy, can try to be funny, but nope, still sexy. |
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every butt that exists was created from the Big Butt. it is assumed that the properties of butts, such as Apple Bottom or Puerto Rican, coalesced simultaneously or shortly thereafter
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 14:48 |
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I've always wondered where the quantum butt chain breaks... the Human Centipede 3 gave no easy answers
<3 <3 Vanisher |
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Uxzuigal posted:I've always wondered where the quantum butt chain breaks... the Human Centipede 3 gave no easy answers it’s butts all the way down
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:40 |
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watho posted:it’s butts all the way down if we could prove this, it would certainly change the perception of mankind <3 <3 Vanisher |
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lmao bottom quark |
# ? Mar 6, 2020 21:35 |
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some butts fart, op. a farting butt once in motion can never be sexy. hth
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 21:56 |
prepuce repurposed posted:some butts fart, op. some people have fart fetishes and find farting butts v sexy
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foiled again
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Foiled By Fetishes would be a good username |
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I guess Einstein was full of poo poo after all
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alnilam posted:Foiled By Fetishes would be a good username mods?
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What does this all mean for anti-butts? Butts with opposite charge and spin? If a butt and anti-butt collide, what do they emit? |
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Shadow0 posted:What does this all mean for anti-butts? Butts with opposite charge and spin? If a butt and anti-butt collide, what do they emit? gassa ray photons |
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*Me in the lab tryna measure the drat butt* Me: Poster!! I can't measure this butt, either I see it more clearly and I can't tell wtf where the dang butt is going!! Or I measure it less clearly and I can tell where the dang butt going but I can't see it as well!! Poster: Yes Swamp that is the nature of Quantum Butt Mechanics. Me: That's stupid, that's dumb, consider yourself reported. ---------------- |
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