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https://www.news.com.au/entertainme...f0e826dfb228566 Shatner takes all the cum from his 4th wife. Makes sense if hes using it to breed horses but I'm guessing he's putting it in his virility shakes so he can still fire off hot rounds into his 90s. Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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one mans horse semen is another mans horse semen
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Mar 10, 2020 04:22
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I read this in the Mortal Kombat announcer voice
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Mar 10, 2020 04:37
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What about deer semen OP?
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Mar 10, 2020 04:45
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EorayMel posted:What about deer semen OP? Writing your husband a Deer Semen, letter
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Mar 10, 2020 05:03
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the last time i saw shatner he was doing a documentary on netflix where he talked nonstop poo poo about his old boss, gene roddentackle wild willy shatner is the goddamned king
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Mar 10, 2020 05:08
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The article also says his ex wife has visitation rights for the horses shatner got in the deal.
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Mar 10, 2020 05:12
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if its unsupervised she'll make that money up in no time
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god with everything thats going on its important to note how even in these times you can find humor in the little things like in 2020 being able to make a joke about an alive william shatner's 4th ex wife jacking off a horse for financial gain man, what a good day
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Mar 10, 2020 05:19
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he'll "walk away" with the horses like a dumbass doesn't he know what horses are for
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Mar 10, 2020 05:19
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EorayMel posted:What about deer semen OP? Definitely buying the dip
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Mar 10, 2020 07:06
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Officer T.J. Hooker The J stands for Jacking Off Horses All Day
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Mar 10, 2020 07:10
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the 1% have monopolized the horse semen industry. horse semen should be freely available to any proud american who wishes only to procure it
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Mar 10, 2020 07:10
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decided to just leave that hornets nest alone Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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Mar 10, 2020 07:14
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Yeah all the horse semen forums I follow are also all over this one!!
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Mar 10, 2020 07:17
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The_Continental posted:cum loving divorcees mods
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Mar 10, 2020 08:05
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This has me thinking. Now that harry is out of the monarchy who gets the corgi semen?
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Mar 10, 2020 08:52
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I’m going to use ‘horse semen’ as a minced oath now.
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BrassRoots posted:This has me thinking. Now that harry is out of the monarchy who gets the corgi semen? The queen sleeps in a bathtub of it like Royal Jelly
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Mar 10, 2020 09:25
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for the record I have no idea what bees do
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The_Continental posted:for the record I have no idea what bees do Die
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Mar 10, 2020 11:12
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to boldly go where no semen has gone before
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Mar 10, 2020 13:44
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the captain guzzling horse semen was an unforeseeable solution to the kobayashi maru
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gary oldmans diary posted:the captain guzzling horse semen was an unforeseeable solution to the kobayashi maru they talked all about it in Star Trek 3: The Search for Spunk idiot
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surely it should say "cum"?
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Mar 10, 2020 14:31
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Will Shatner looks great for 88, and Elizabeth doezn't look bad for 59 either. Mustang cum is the fountain of youth.
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Mar 10, 2020 14:50
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Shatner has to save some horse cum for wives 5, 6, and 7
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Mar 10, 2020 14:59
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Mooey Cow posted:surely it should say "cum"? always bet on a goon missing the obvious
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Oof, imagine marrying a rich, overweight 70-year-old, 30 years your senior, and they're still alive 18 years later with no signs of stopping.
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Angstrom Gothington posted:Oof, imagine marrying a rich, overweight 70-year-old, 30 years your senior, and they're still alive 18 years later with no signs of stopping. You would think a horse trainer would know how to ride a fat old rich guy hard enough to collect the inheritance, but here we are.
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Mooey Cow posted:surely it should say "cum"? this is why i'm not a bigshot hollywood producer
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Mar 10, 2020 15:57
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Shatner voiced a My Little Pony, it's canon
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Mar 10, 2020 16:51
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It's funny 'cuz it's CUM
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Mar 10, 2020 17:28
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Anime Bernie Bro posted:the 1% have monopolized the horse semen industry. horse semen should be freely available to any proud american who wishes only to procure it Horse semen is there for the taking! Just use the 5 finger discount - to reiterate, use your hands, Mr!
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Somewhere in Washington DC, Mike Pence feels a pang of disappointment and he doesn’t know why.
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Mar 10, 2020 18:13
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UltraRed posted:It's funny 'cuz it's CUM
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Mar 11, 2020 00:05
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Reminder that he is a huge POS and also let his 3rd wife drown in a 2 foot pool
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:Reminder that he is a huge POS and also let his 3rd wife drown in a 2 foot pool 2 feet you say?
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I heard Vice President Mike Pence called Shatner personally to congratulate him.
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