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Slumpy


costco is on fire atm its on the news. twisted metal characters are driving down my street and calypso is on tv promising a miracle for the winner

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redm


mah mah mah my corona


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redm posted:

mah mah mah my corona

lmao




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Hi I'm Tom hanks the new face of Corona Extra




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Corvid is the new "orange" b/c it doesn't rhyme w/ anything

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trying to decide whether it's an appropriate subject for jokes rn

redm


A couple weeks ago, I asked my dad what he thought about the corona virus and his response was quote "I think I'm gonna order a corona at the bar tonight." I've since adopted his attitude about it.


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beer and only beer can get us through this thing

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

there's like 13 different possible cases within a mile of me awaiting test results but the US barely has the capacity to test anyone lol

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touching my face like a mf out of pure defiance rn

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Just a long day of licking handles, buttons, and eyeballs. HBU?

Putty

you mean jim bakker's silver solution didn't work

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Putty posted:

you mean jim bakker's silver solution didn't work

Mods?

owlhawk911

corvids are ravens, one of my favourite birds. makes you think

i think the best strat is to turn raider early and redistribute some ventilators. get into the oxygen business. stock up on fish antibiotics. burn down a walmart


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Doxxieh


I have not yet decided whether I expect flu season or post-apocalyptic looting out of this but only time will tell, at least either way it's not the end of the w- wait

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Doxxieh posted:

I have not yet decided whether I expect flu season or post-apocalyptic looting out of this but only time will tell, at least either way it's not the end of the w- wait

Why not both?

Goons Are Great

Please drink responsibly


I heard even Mr. Dow Jones is sick


Macnult


Slumpy posted:

costco is on fire atm its on the news. twisted metal characters are driving down my street and calypso is on tv promising a miracle for the winner

axel most likely to win since he cannot touch his face



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vanisher



gonna fight the virus with my fists



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, PSP, & Death Sext

vanisher





like this but with fists



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google THIS


My home state of Ohio just cancelled most public gatherings, school, and joy (joy was already cancelled but not officially on the books)

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

*building a protective wall of toilet paper rolls as it is the only thing known to stop the virus*

Entenzahn

What will you say when
your child asks:
why did you fail Thunderdome?

My country will probably get completely locked down next week so I don't have to pretend to enjoy getting out of bed anymore lol also i will never get out of bed again


alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

owlhawk911 posted:

corvids are ravens, one of my favourite birds. makes you think

Tiny crows circulating through your veins as penance for never giving them food smh

tadashi


Covid 19 is the previous millennium's revenge on us for attempting to leave it behind.

It has "19" right there in the label.

poverty goat


It's Final Destination 19 and the 20th century has returned for the boomers who have cheated death

Stoner Sloth


preparing for literally everyone being dressed as a toilet paper mummy this halloween



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, and Pot Smoke Phoenix - ty friends!

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

I'm on top of this, in an effort to prevent my ultimate demise due to starvation, I am commencing to eating myself with great gusto

later, suckers!



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ulvir


norway has more or less shut down, all schools, unis, public services etc are closed and moved to WFH, though stores are open. it’s surreal

ppl here are extremely retarded though, hoarding toilet paper and flour and yeast and alcohol, and then swarming towards cabin areas in the mountain (usual population: like 21000 ppl within the whole wide municipality, now over 50k) and our prime minister had to threaten to chase them all back to their hometown via the civil military branch lol

ulvir


i’m having my first bout of digital classes from monday, it’s gonna own to finally teach in my underpants but have a nice pretend shirt on top for the camera

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

ulvir posted:

i’m having my first bout of digital classes from monday, it’s gonna own to finally teach in my underpants but have a nice pretend shirt on top for the camera

norway represent
awoooooooooooooooo

you should join wolfcrew

<3 <3 Vanisher

Doxxieh


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I'm on top of this, in an effort to prevent my ultimate demise due to starvation, I am commencing to eating myself with great gusto

later, suckers!

I hear the feeling of eating someone would override the feeling of being eaten

Unless I'm thinking of something else but I'm pretty sure that's correct

Doxxieh


ulvir posted:

i’m having my first bout of digital classes from monday, it’s gonna own to finally teach in my underpants but have a nice pretend shirt on top for the camera

please don't make the mistake some other poor bastard did and leave a mirror behind you or stand up and forget
or do I'm not your dad

Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747

Mr. Dick just discovered that it's possible to make what is basically coffee marshmallow fluff using nothing but instant coffee, super fine sugar, a little water and a hand blender.

We will get through this.

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deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

millions of norwegians dead following intentional infection after virus mistakenly identified as kronervirus

City of Glompton




Mr. Dick posted:

Mr. Dick just discovered that it's possible to make what is basically coffee marshmallow fluff using nothing but instant coffee, super fine sugar, a little water and a hand blender.

We will get through this.

that sounds good

here is another good trick, if you microwave a couple marshmallows for about 30 seconds, and stir in a blob of peanut butter, and keep stirring, it turns into something like peanut butter taffy





thank you vanisher!

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Diseases begone!



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biosterous




Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Diseases begone!





thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

owlhawk911

Stoner Sloth posted:

preparing for literally everyone being dressed as a toilet paper mummy this halloween


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owlhawk911

can't wait for society's impending collapse so i can roll around like a hero with my oxygen concentrator and expectorants. got face paint and sports armor ready to go. toilet paper strat: rent a room in a cheap hotel, and use the access this grants you to heist their whole supply closet. single ply and tiny bars of soap for days. carry them in a pillowcase and throw them to the hungry children to encourage handwashing. if you can't get into the supply room just wait until morning and settle for the cart


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