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https://www.forbes.com/sites/loisal...y/#796dba0550d5 I'm pretty sure this is a real thing and not some elaborate prank. I'll let you guess how much a 1.3 ounce container of that hand sanitizer costs. Did you guess 12 bucks? Do you feel disrupted yet? I hope so. quote:Billionaires Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Mar 12, 2020 |
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ive got a flat rectangular hand sanitizer spray labelled sergi and its really nice. the mist/spray types last a long time
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Duck and Cover posted:https://www.forbes.com/sites/loisal...y/#796dba0550d5 I chew my fingernails and ride public transportation. Eat poo poo.lady
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Your hand sanitizers are a fuckin retarded saftey blanket, real science confirms its full of poo poo.
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There’s too many ads on that site to even read lol
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how to disrupt the hand sanitizer industry 1. go to liquor store, buy a bottle of everclear (preferably 189 or 190) 2. cut up an old t-shirt into roughly hand-size squares 3. pour everclear into a large cup, add a generous squirt of dish detergent, and stir 4. put t-shirt pieces into a ziplock bag of whatever size (small for travel, large for "my boss won't send sick people home") 5. pour everclear & soap mix into bag until fabric is wet, but not dripping 6. drink remainder of everclear
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Burt Sexual posted:There’s too many ads on that site to even read lol Get better a better ad blocker and disable javascript. I also copy and pasted the article into the first post because yeah gently caress giving Forbes money. Willfrey posted:Your hand sanitizers are a fuckin retarded saftey blanket, real science confirms its full of poo poo. gently caress off. Do not loving spread lovely misinformed bullshit without at least pointing to where you misread that poo poo so that others can go yep you failed to loving understand what was written good job. Was it this? Did you read this? https://www.cdc.gov/handwashing/show-me-the-science-hand-sanitizer.html quote:If soap and water are not available, use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer that contains at least 60% alcohol. Did you fail to see this part? I think you did. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Mar 12, 2020 |
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Klyith posted:how to disrupt the hand sanitizer industry Cough syrup + henny + forget you’re hands are feculent. .
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Duck and Cover posted:gently caress off. Do not loving spread lovely misinformed bullshit without at least pointing to where you misread that poo poo so that others can go yep you failed to loving understand what was written good job. Was it this? Did you read this? otoh I'm betting that this idiot's knockoff juicero is not delivering enough alcohol to kill jack poo poo
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Duck and Cover posted:Get better a better ad blocker and disable javascript. I also copy and pasted the article into the first post because yeah gently caress giving Forbes money. Don’t tell me what to do then fix your op
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Willfrey posted:Your hand sanitizers are a fuckin retarded saftey blanket, real science confirms its full of poo poo. Signed, a real science
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hand sanitizer might slow this poo poo down a little bit in terms of community spread but most people are gonna get it or already have it from direct contact with an infected person hth
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Klyith posted:otoh I'm betting that this idiot's knockoff juicero is not delivering enough alcohol to kill jack poo poo Unless something they added to it prevents the 67% ethyl alcohol (or they're lying about how much it has) from working then it does indeed have enough alcohol. I mean capitalism sucks and all but that'd be incredibly bold to just not have the sanitizer part when selling hand sanitizer.
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I'm pretty sure as soon as you accept venture capital your start-up is already in its death throes, the only question is how much of their money you can escape with
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I told my wife to get hand sanitizer a week and a half ago, she didn’t now it’s gone wtf
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Burt Sexual posted:I told my wife to get hand sanitizer a week and a half ago, she didn’t now it’s gone wtf She's trying to kill you.
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My boss ordered some from Amazon and said that when the envelope arrived, it contained nothing but a note that said "missing in transit" or something. I ~supposedly~ have some coming in on Sunday. We'll see if the box just contains a rock with a "SUCK ON THIS!" note taped to it.
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DO NOT, my friends, become addicted to sanitizer. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence. I have an unopened 32oz sanitizer in my cubicle. WHO RUN SANI-TOWN?
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Duck and Cover posted:Unless something they added to it prevents the 67% ethyl alcohol (or they're lying about how much it has) from working then it does indeed have enough alcohol. I mean capitalism sucks and all but that'd be incredibly bold to just not have the sanitizer part when selling hand sanitizer. It's not the percent alcohol I'm skeptical of, it's the mist part. You use hand sanitizer with a generous pump of goop, and then rub it into your skin. It needs to get into all the microscopic terrain of your skin to do the job, so you have get your hands mildly saturated. quote:The category was antiquated, offering harsh formulas that dry your skin, are very sticky and smell strongly of alcohol. There was room for a brand to build solutions to not only meet the functional needs of a sanitizing product, but to also take care of the skin. That says to me that it isn't delivering enough alcohol to do the job. High concentration alcohol in the quantity needed to sanitize is rough on the skin, there's no magic way around that. A gentle mist that doesn't leave your hands super dry isn't penetrating into the skin. The solution to your hands getting dried out from sanitizer (or just washing frequently with soap) is to also have some moisturizer around. And to not be the type of person who wants an iSanitizer.
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Rub crack all over your hands every day. Any virus will quickly become addicted and literally fall off your hands.
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Neutrino posted:Rub crack all over your hands every day. Any virus will quickly become addicted and literally fall off your hands. finally all the years of work are going to pay off tough not to smoke that crack after washing my hands with it though
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1 part piss 1 part vinegar The secret recipe
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Piss on your hands, OP. It's sterile.
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Zugzwang posted:Viruses with lipid envelopes such as HIV, Hep B/C, and yes, SARS-CoV-2 are fairly easily inactivated with 60ish%+ alcohol because it fucks up their coating. Hand sanitizers don't work against everything, but they do work against this thing. How does hand sanitizer protect you from an airborne illness, you hooking it to an inhaler? Guess more experiments are needed Guess I should have been more clear in my first hardcore badass pump and dump reply
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Zugzwang posted:Viruses with lipid envelopes such as HIV, Hep B/C, and yes, SARS-CoV-2 are fairly easily inactivated with 60ish%+ alcohol because it fucks up their coating. Hand sanitizers don't work against everything, but they do work against this thing. If your hands aren't spotless you gotta do sanitwice which is fake handwashing for 15 seconds and drying with your hand sanitizer, then reapplying for the instructed amount of time which is 30-60 seconds more. Who has time for that poo poo. If you don't have clean running water, alcohol sanitizer can be an important source of hand cleanliness but you need to follow hand sanitizer specific instructions that are so long compliance is going to be iffy. Willfrey posted:How does hand sanitizer protect you from an airborne illness, you hooking it to an inhaler?
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Isn't rubbing hand sanitizer and alcohol all over every surface one of the ways we're already screwing ourselves over by breeding resistant superbugs? Forgive my callousness/stupidity but that seems worse than covid to me, a relatively dumb guy.
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Nastyman posted:Isn't rubbing hand sanitizer and alcohol all over every surface one of the ways we're already screwing ourselves over by breeding resistant superbugs? Forgive my callousness/stupidity but that seems worse than covid to me, a relatively dumb guy. like, bleach kills everything, and there are extremophile microorganisms. so say we accidentally breed bleach-resistant pathogens by using bleach too much we don't treat pneumonia by pouring bleach on your lungs, and being strong against bleach doesn't make them any stronger against your immune system, so, not really an urgent concern
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Nastyman posted:Isn't rubbing hand sanitizer and alcohol all over every surface one of the ways we're already screwing ourselves over by breeding resistant superbugs? Forgive my callousness/stupidity but that seems worse than covid to me, a relatively dumb guy. no, that's overuse of antibiotics in both people and livestock using soap and alcohol to kill germs has no downside because most disease germs cannot evolve resistance to soap and alcohol no matter how hard they try, same as people will never evolve immunity to bullets
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I see, thanks for the clarification.
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You might be mixing it up with antibacterial soap. Best case the amount of time spent handwashing isn't thoroughly established as being long enough to have an antibacterial effect. Sitting in the drains on the other hand is long enough to cause an effect and is expected to be contributing to antibacterial resistance. Worst case it's suspected of causing cancer. So probably don't buy it.
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I fart on my fists op
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zedprime posted:Post the exposure times for handwashing like log removal.
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 02:42 |
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Sure loving reading about some business owner shithead rejoicing at profiting from catastrophe. Human garbage.
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i got coronovirus 3 years ago so im good now
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Burt Sexual posted:There’s too many ads on that site to even read lol The article itself is a loving ad. I feel so dirty to have started reading it I have the urge to sanitize myself. If only there was a convenient device I could do that with... that comes in beautiful colors, charming scents and is a real conversation piece... now what would such a device look like? Let's ask lady Lisboa from sanitizer devices co!
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Klyith posted:no, that's overuse of antibiotics in both people and livestock uhhhhhm i'm pretty sure there are several xmen who evolved bullet immunity
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If you start with small caliber you can eventually work up immunity to the big ones. It works exactly the same way as dildos!
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:43 |
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You guys should see my poop.
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Klyith posted:how to disrupt the hand sanitizer industry Can I just refill my hand sanitizer pump dispenser with 190 proof?
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Introducing my exciting new product that disrupts heads from necks, the guillotine
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