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Kibbles n Shits posted:People who drive for UberDoorInstantGrubMates will see a nice bump for a few months. Yeah, about that - remember that the people preparing your food (and the drivers themselves) don’t get paid if they call out sick so ordering food you aren’t preparing yourself might not be the best idea. On the other hand, Amazon and grocery delivery services are going to loving clean house.
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Dave Concepcion posted:stocks are getting kinda reasonbly priced time to buy!
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Oh and by the way, "I'm already a shut-in so my lifestyle is now validated" is not a nice thing to say about Coronavirus, because nothing has changed for you.
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Lucavi posted:I can play the new Animal Crossings all day don't be racist, after all you're an american too!
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lots of extremely funny corona-the-beer related humor. I'm probably gonna die from laughing before the virus even gets to me
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Mar 12, 2020 18:26
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If I'm working from home for the next ? months I'm sure I'll be spending lots more time at the local dive bar.
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They keep cancelling scoring hours because of the virus. Less time reading awful essays that im "encouraged" to score higher than is deserved.
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I don't have to wonder how governments will handle slowly creeping menaces like climate change! My recent vasectomy is becoming wiser by the day! My stockpile of junk food and booze, although rapidly diminishing, feels loving awesome! I'm sure I'll use the imminent lockdown as an opportunity to do lots of pushups and develop a six pack! All my high school bullies will attend sports this weekend and finally get their comeuppance!
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Im going to a punk show tonight and I am going to drink, smoke, and touch everything i see. I think its a nice virus and i want to hug it.
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It has a chance to lead to actual changes in the United States' piss poor social safety nets since roughly half the country will probably be infected before this is all over. Also famous germaphobe and pillar of health Donald Trump probably has it, which should lead to some hilarious results.
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meat no potatoes posted:
All sports are cancelled but they are probably off doing sex somewhere rn furthering the spread.
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A Fancy Hat posted:It has a chance to lead to actual changes in the United States' piss poor social safety nets since roughly half the country will probably be infected before this is all over. Heres hoping it runs rampant through congress (but leaves Bernie untouched)
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My Shoes posted:Im going to a punk show tonight and I am going to drink, smoke, and touch everything i see. I think its a nice virus and i want to hug it. So you're saying punk is not dead.... yet
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It is spread through respiratory secretions so you can sex all you want. Just wear a mask and no kissing. Best kind of sex!
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poverty goat posted:So you're saying punk is not dead.... yet Wanna come to the show w me? ill bring you a tetrapak of wine that i licked.
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At least beans are a healthy food.
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My Shoes posted:Im going to a punk show tonight and I am going to drink, smoke, and touch everything i see. I think its a nice virus and i want to hug it. im going to spend too much money on overpriced PBR maybe get to 1st or even 1st and a half base
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numberoneposter posted:im going to a folk show at a dive bar on sunday with my crush You should bike there - guaranteed at least second base if she is cool. also.. how do you overprice PBR? What is it 2 dollars a can?
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Able-bodied people finally have to live like the disabled, making decisions based on what truly has the most value and what is actually NEEDED, truly needed vs what is just a desire. This is how the disabled live everyday. This ruthless budgeting of energy, time, and accessibility. Welcome to the party. Maybe now you'll listen to us a little more. It's forcing people to realize that certain things we considered valuable are not really, and that everything can be changed, moved, or accommodated if need be. Previous inflexibility is being cowed into social flexibility, by fear.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Able-bodied people finally have to live like the disabled, making decisions based on what truly has the most value and what is actually NEEDED, truly needed vs what is just a desire. i remain inflexible
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Able-bodied people finally have to live like the disabled, making decisions based on what truly has the most value and what is actually NEEDED, truly needed vs what is just a desire. Came here to post this
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Honestly it feels like history has started up again. Since 2001 (9/11 + wars) it feels like nothing of any significance on a historical scale occurred in the United States. Nineteen years of worthless garbage barely worth a wikipedia article. We were just sitting around in fugue, not getting anything done, wiling away time with petty squabbles and gossip. Now it feels like poo poo is happening again. Like we're being jolted out of an existential malaise. I'm excited tbh.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Able-bodied people finally have to live like the disabled, making decisions based on what truly has the most value and what is actually NEEDED, truly needed vs what is just a desire. Old men and their flexibility has allowed us to make progress on the mythical city on the hill.
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now i'll have an excuse to finally eat all that tinned food I've had gathering in my kitchen cupboard. thanks coronavirus!
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poverty goat posted:So you're saying punk is not dead.... yet Punk is at risk and probably should avoid group gatherings.
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Pman5000 posted:Punk is at risk and probably should avoid group gatherings. that would be very unpunk
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Not one epidemic since the 1918 flu came even close to match it in infection rate but drat if scrappy lil' Coronavirus isn't giving its very best! COVID-19 the little pathogen who could. 
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My Shoes posted:You should bike there - guaranteed at least second base if she is cool. i sent her a message that we should meet before for pre drinks cause i hate giving bars more money than i have to
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numberoneposter posted:expensive dive bar seems like an oxymoron
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Spreading disease to boomers is the ultimate expression of the crust punk ethos.
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