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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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hopefully the housing market corrects so hard that ill be able to buy a house in the city i live in without going totally loving broke

but i doubt it

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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My Shoes posted:

Im going to a punk show tonight and I am going to drink, smoke, and touch everything i see. I think its a nice virus and i want to hug it.
im going to a folk show at a dive bar on sunday with my crush

im going to spend too much money on overpriced PBR

maybe get to 1st or even 1st and a half base

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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My Shoes posted:

You should bike there - guaranteed at least second base if she is cool.


also.. how do you overprice PBR? What is it 2 dollars a can?
its the most expensive dive bar in town

i sent her a message that we should meet before for pre drinks cause i hate giving bars more money than i have to

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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My Shoes posted:

seems like an oxymoron
the place is a piece of poo poo

but its where all the pieces of poo poo like me sometimes go

here is a picture of ben, and as you can see a tall can of PBR offered for $5.5 canadian

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Icochet posted:

Got a reminder from the dentist that it's time for my yearly check-up.

gently caress off. If I can't touch my face neither can you.
some dentists here are out of masks i heard lmao im glad i got some fillings done last week

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Icochet posted:

Might get my prostate checked instead since butt stuff is still kosher
ahhh nice 5th base

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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-its making the day more interesting

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Telebite posted:

WELL, THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S JUST FUCKIN' GREAT, MAN! NOW WHAT THE gently caress ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? WE'RE IN SOME REAL PRETTY poo poo NOW, MAN! THAT'S IT, MAN. GAME OVER, MAN. GAME OVER! WHAT THE gently caress ARE WE GONNA DO NOW? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wub6oAM8io

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Pvt.Scott posted:

There should be quite a bit of property going on the market soon in Florida. That's good, right?
if you like mosquitoes and alligators and meth and bibles

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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-something different to have small talk about besides the weather

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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been having some top shelf farts on account of all these beans ive been eating

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Vashro posted:

biggest difference for me so far has been less traffic on my commute
all the cool back roads that have become super busy with traffic over the past couple years of growth in my city are now primo for cycling

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Sex Skeleton posted:

Yeah I need to get my bike back in service before our governor issues a shelter-in-place order and I can't enjoy it.
certain european countries have banned like everything except going to and from work

others have said hiking and bikes and poo poo is ok

probably depends on your population density but i couldnt see a total "outdoors" ban happening here

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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quote:

Different nations, however, are at different points in the fight against coronavirus. Spain, Andorra and France have banned training outdoors on public roads and Italian professionals have also stopped training outdoors after initially having a special permission because it was deemed to be part of their job.

In contrast, riders in Belgium, the Netherlands, Britain, the USA and elsewhere are currently allowed to train outdoors.
https://www.cyclingnews.com/news/warning-of-two-speed-tour-de-france-if-some-riders-train-outdoors-during-covid-19-lockdown/

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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My Shoes posted:

LOL liquor stores are an essential business.


pets need food yo



what about the garbage dump? so dumping garbage is not as essential as buying liquor? geez.

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