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T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

CBJSprague24 posted:

Sweet. What happens if there are more injuries than extra players? Do we get to add a free agent?

I'm going to run a bunch of sims to see how that plays out. I've deleted every player in the database, so it will just be the guys we drafted for now. If that proves untenable my idea is to add something like 2F 1D 1G to every team's minor league.

If I go with the latter, feel free guys to just post who you would want your minor leaguers to be. If you don't post I'll just pick them as best I can. Basically you can choose any of the many really really good dudes (and girls) who didn't get drafted.

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mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
I'm going to name Al MacInnis captain, and Phil Esposito and Sean Couturier alternates.

CBJSprague24 posted:

Can we arbitrarily name members of the hockey ops and coaching staff even though they'll have no impact on the simulation?

Peter Laviolette (forwards)


You have the winningest American head coach in NHL history, so why not bring in the guy who was nipping at his heels until he was fired because :lol: Preds as a wingman? He's taken three teams to the SCF, winning with the Canes and losing with Philly and Nashville and is fairly consistently good at getting teams somewhat deep into the playoffs and that's good enough for me. I was surprised to find he didn't have a Jack Adams (he lost by 1 vote in 2006 to Lindy Ruff).

Lavi has experience with Ray Whitney, Justin Williams, and Mark Recchi. He also has fire, aimed at both players and officials, and we like that here

Curious how my head coach is also your assistant coach...

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
:siren:If you want to post an extra 2F 1D 1G and your AGM/Forward Coach/Defense Coach/Goaltending Coach:siren: Go For It. This won't have much (if any) impact on the sim and I'll still give you really good ones no matter what if you don't, but feel free to flavor it up.

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 00:10 on May 12, 2020

fawning deference
Jul 4, 2018

Fs: Dylan Larkin, Paul Holmgren
Ds: Jake Muzzin, Jeff Beukeboom
G: I already have 3, so I will add another D instead, see above

AGM: Jeff Gorton
Forward Coach: Mike Keenan (is he available?)
Defense Coach: Dave Barr (the best PK coach in the NHL 8 years running)
Goalie Coach: Benoit Allaire

fawning deference fucked around with this message at 00:07 on May 12, 2020

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

T-Bone posted:

:siren:If you want to post an extra 2F 1D 1G and your AGM/Forward Coach/Defense Coach/Goaltending Coach:siren: Go For It. This won't have much (if any) impact on the sim and I'll still give you really good ones no matter what if you don't, but feel free to flavor it up.

F: Ryan Walter, Mike McPhee (and i didn't check the spreadsheet so if Walter got taken let me know)
D: Vladimir Malakhov
G: Michel "Bunny" Larocque

Edit: coaches?!?!?!

drat I gotta get me Dick Irvin, Toe Blake, Cecil Hart and my chain smoking friend Jean Perron

And Sam Pollock/ Frank Selke as the gm combo

Id also want toe blake as a reggie dunlop player/coach deal but 1) dont know if he got picked in either spot and 2) does the spare being pre 1967 break the rules?

stab fucked around with this message at 02:07 on May 12, 2020

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

mennoknight posted:

We honour you, king



almost couldnt find the right old logo, crisis averted gently caress THAT BLACK TRIM

stab posted:

Id also want toe blake as a reggie dunlop player/coach deal but 1) dont know if he got picked in either spot and 2) does the spare being pre 1967 break the rules?

I guess we should probably stay post-67 if possible but in your case or in the right gimmick I don't mind

VOTE1
Aug 23, 2007

I'll take an extra goalie in Alexandar Georgiev of Bulgaria to finish my collection of countries (unless there is a awesome Albanian i'm missing).

In true european diplomacy we are ensuring that we have a geographical diversity in our leadership group.

From the Scandanvians: Borje Salming of Sweden (C)
From the Eastern Block: Helmuts Balderis of Latvia (A)
From the Balkans: Anze Kopitar (Slovenia) (A)

Bob Manno of Italy as Coach fills the Western Europe quota in a our leadership group.

It was decided that Ovechkin should not take a role in the leadership group due to a number of players i'll feelings towards Moscow.

If needed an additional Assistance captain is the neutral decision maker of Roman Josi of Switzerland is the only logical choice.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
I'm finished with the teams and am on to the players. Here's a few more teams and each conference. Let me know if you'd like to see your color scheme/logo and I haven't posted it.















T-Bone fucked around with this message at 03:20 on May 12, 2020

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



T-Bone posted:

:siren:If you want to post an extra 2F 1D 1G and your AGM/Forward Coach/Defense Coach/Goaltending Coach:siren: Go For It. This won't have much (if any) impact on the sim and I'll still give you really good ones no matter what if you don't, but feel free to flavor it up.

C: Adam Foote
A: Peter Forsberg
A: Mikko Koivu

2F: Kelly Kisio, Bobby Ryan
1D: Bryan Berard
1G: Jacob Markstrom

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

mentholmoose posted:

Curious how my head coach is also your assistant coach...

Damnit, I Ctrl+F'd the database and nothing came up with I searched "Lavi" the first time.

Alright, then:

T-Bone posted:

:siren:If you want to post an extra 2F 1D 1G and your AGM/Forward Coach/Defense Coach/Goaltending Coach:siren: Go For It. This won't have much (if any) impact on the sim and I'll still give you really good ones no matter what if you don't, but feel free to flavor it up.

F: 25- Chris Stewart (2009-11. Scores goals, puts up points, punches mans.)
F: 21- Brayden Point (2017-Present. I can't believe he didn't go in the main draft.)
D: TBD
G: 34- Manny Legace (2000-06, so Detroit years.)

AGM: Jarmo Kekalainen
FC: Dave Tippett
DC: Brad Shaw
GC: Ian Clark

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 06:05 on May 12, 2020

VOTE1
Aug 23, 2007

VOTE1 posted:

I'll take an extra goalie in Alexandar Georgiev of Bulgaria to finish my collection of countries (unless there is a awesome Albanian i'm missing).

In true european diplomacy we are ensuring that we have a geographical diversity in our leadership group.

From the Scandanvians: Borje Salming of Sweden (C)
From the Eastern Block: Helmuts Balderis of Latvia (A)
From the Balkans: Anze Kopitar (Slovenia) (A)

Bob Manno of Italy as Coach fills the Western Europe quota in a our leadership group.

It was decided that Ovechkin should not take a role in the leadership group due to a number of players i'll feelings towards Moscow.

If needed an additional Assistance captain is the neutral decision maker of Roman Josi of Switzerland is the only logical choice.

FC: Ivan Hlinka (Czech Republic - 1998 Olympic Gold Medal)
DC: Rikard Grönborg (Sweden - Current Swedish National Head Coach)
GC: Jukka Jalonen (Finland - Current HC of country that produces all the goalies, i'm sure he can do it!)

General Manager: Igor Larionov (Russia - Current Russian National team GM - I imagine that position gives you the russian mob connections that would come in handy)

Edit: I think this makes my team just worse than playing with a short bench if I get the injury bug... but

Spare Forward 1: Maxim Mayorov (Uzbekistan) played 22 games for Columbus and has played he last 9 or so years in the KHL
Spare Forward 2: Jan Benda (Belgium) played 9 games for Washington and had a couple of moderately good AHL seasons.


Borna Rendulić of Croatia misses out on the team unless he wants to convert to defence.

VOTE1 fucked around with this message at 12:32 on May 12, 2020

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Yakushev - Thornton - Howe
D Sedin - H Sedin - Sykora
Delvecchio - Bonk - Rantanen
Huselius - Antropov - Borschevsky
x Clowe, Langenbrunner

Boyle - White
McCabe - Tverdosky
Wooley - Duchesne
x - Wisniewski

Esposito
Varlamov

C - Howe
A - Thornton, H. Sedin

Extras:
F - Boone Jenner, Nazem Kadri
D - Lyle Odelein
G - Dwayne Roloson

AGM - Conn Smythe
Forwards Coach - Sheldon Keefe
Defense Coach -
Goalie Coach - Mitch Korn

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Thanks for setting this up, while we wait I will present my quarantine-boredom fueled lineup for the New York Rangers!

FORWARDS


DEFENSE

GOALIES

EXTRAS


Head Coach: Bryan Murray
Captain: Foote Alternate Captain: Forsberg Alternate Captain: Koivu

Overall very happy with my team. Didn't pick a gimmick but it played out to be a pretty punishing, frustrating team to play against that would be hard to knock off the puck. My top six uses the formula of uber-skilled playmaking center, dynamic scoring LW, and massive piece of poo poo pest-net-front-presence RW. My 3rd line is a shutdown-checking crew that can play conservatively against some of these all-time lineups and still put in goals. 4th line is a wildcard, energy, and speed line that could easily move up the depth chart. Kamensky can fill in as a good scoring winger anywhere in the lineup and Gratton is my power forward punchman that will fill in any bottom six roles if needed.

Zubov-Hamilton is a very exciting puckmoving first pair and my bottom four consists of an equal balance of offensively minded players paired with classic shutdown specialists. Went with two modern goalies who have a tendency to go on crazy unbeatable streaks.

Also ended up picking a lot of former Rangers who played their best years somewhere else....although that's generally unavoidable.

My extra-extras are 1. Kelly Kisio (86-90, NYR) - can't have too many skilled centers 2. Bobby Ryan (08-12, Ducks) - 30+ goals every season during that run 3. Bryan Berard (97-99 NYI) - His Calder years before the infamous eye injury and 4. Jacob Markstrom (15-present Canucks) - consistent, giant netkeeper

WeaponX fucked around with this message at 16:38 on May 12, 2020

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

SASNHL Commissioner T-Bone announced Monday the ability for teams to sign depth players for potential callup should mass injury or Coronavirus strike their rosters. Following the 2F, 1D, 1G, the Blue Jackets today announced the signings of four players, two of whom were considered by the team in the Draft, who will be assigned to the Cleveland Monsters:


From the 2009-11 seasons, winger Chris Stewart, who will be doing his second tour of duty with the Monsters, will bring a mix of skill and truculence to the AHL club.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHnxGCOp34w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5HLMeyDCz4


I still have no idea how Brayden Point wasn't taken in the big draft, but we're not going to look a gift horse in the mouth when we can stick a .89PPG guy on the depth chart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-RM8C-4uEs


You're going to laugh, but Kris Russell from 2013-15 is a serviceable 8th defenseman on this team and once gave me a puck at the Shark Tank while hanging out by the tunnel during warmups for a CBJ/Sharks game, which he then autographed at the FanFest in Columbus a month later claiming he remembered the exchange. That type stuff makes you a fan of a player for life, no matter how obscure. He'll get lots of time in Cleveland working on his penchant for late GWGs (as long as they're not own goals) and might also get to punch a dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sNEGepttpM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYUuGYwPOig


Passed over twice in the NHL Draft, 2000-06 Manny Legace took an underdog story and parlayed it into a Stanley Cup and at least one ASG appearance. He'll be the #3, but provide solid depth in net.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMMbxHZ9mwg
_____
53 Gaudreau-34 Matthews-91 Fedorov (A)
22 Prospal (C)-4 Lecavalier-8 Recchi
14 Whitney-19 Tavares-11 Williams
27 Hornqvist- 92 Kuznetsov-13 Atkinson
17 Dubinsky, 24 Gerbe

2 Keith (A)-7 Seabrook
15 Kaberle-74 Carlson
55 Kronwall-94 Barrie
3 Bieksa

30 Brodeur
1 Bobrovsky

Cleveland: 25 Stewart (LW), 21 Point (C), 10 Russell (D), 32 Legace (G)

AGM: Jarmo Kekalainen/goon Boomer The Cannon
HC: John Tortorella
AC: Dave Tippett (F) Brad Shaw (D), Ian Clark (G)

e- Damnit, Auston Matthews, why did you have to pick a goalie number? Legace is now 32, which he wore with the Kings.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 18:17 on May 12, 2020

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

ThinkTank posted:

Anatoli Firsov (#11) - Jean Ratelle (#19) - Bernie Nicholls (#9)
Pierre Turgeon (#77) - Jack Eichel (#15) - Jeremy Roenick (#27)
Steve Vickers (#8) - Alexei Zhamnov (#13) - Sebastien Aho (#20)
Dick Duff (#7) - Darcy Tucker (#16) - George Armstrong (#10)
Gino Odjick (#29) - Michael Nylander (#92)

Nicklas Lidstrom (#5) - Fredrik Olausson (#3)
Kevin Lowe (#4) - Eddie Shore (#2)
Zach Werenski (#8) - Bob Murray (#6)
Harold Snepsts (#27)

Johnny Bower (#1)
Arturs Irbe (#32)

I just noticed Roenick and Snepsts are both 27. Make Harold #22.

Also T-Bone, it's awesome that you're doing this. I am weirdly excited to see how much dumb gimmick team stacks up against Gretzky, Howe, et al.

fawning deference
Jul 4, 2018

CBJSprague24 posted:

SASNHL Commissioner T-Bone announced Monday the ability for teams to sign depth players for potential callup should mass injury or Coronavirus strike their rosters. Following the 2F, 1D, 1G, the Blue Jackets today announced the signings of four players, two of whom were considered by the team in the Draft, who will be assigned to the Cleveland Monsters:


From the 2009-11 seasons, winger Chris Stewart, who will be doing his second tour of duty with the Monsters, will bring a mix of skill and truculence to the AHL club.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHnxGCOp34w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5HLMeyDCz4


I still have no idea how Brayden Point wasn't taken in the big draft, but we're not going to look a gift horse in the mouth when we can stick a .89PPG guy on the depth chart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-RM8C-4uEs


You're going to laugh, but Kris Russell from 2013-15 is a serviceable 8th defenseman on this team and once gave me a puck at the Shark Tank while hanging out by the tunnel during warmups for a CBJ/Sharks game, which he then autographed at the FanFest in Columbus a month later claiming he remembered the exchange. That type stuff makes you a fan of a player for life, no matter how obscure. He'll get lots of time in Cleveland working on his penchant for late GWGs (as long as they're not own goals) and might also get to punch a dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sNEGepttpM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYUuGYwPOig


Passed over twice in the NHL Draft, 2000-06 Manny Legace took an underdog story and parlayed it into a Stanley Cup and at least one ASG appearance. He'll be the #3, but provide solid depth in net.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMMbxHZ9mwg
_____
53 Gaudreau-34 Matthews-91 Fedorov (A)
22 Prospal (C)-4 Lecavalier-8 Recchi
14 Whitney-19 Tavares-11 Williams
27 Hornqvist- 92 Kuznetsov-13 Atkinson
17 Dubinsky, 24 Gerbe

2 Keith (A)-7 Seabrook
15 Kaberle-74 Carlson
55 Kronwall-94 Barrie
3 Bieksa

30 Brodeur
1 Bobrovsky

Cleveland: 25 Stewart (LW), 21 Point (C), 10 Russell (D), 32 Legace (G)

AGM: Jarmo Kekalainen/goon Boomer The Cannon
HC: John Tortorella
AC: Dave Tippett (F) Brad Shaw (D), Ian Clark (G)

e- Damnit, Auston Matthews, why did you have to pick a goalie number? Legace is now 32, which he wore with the Kings.

Your team is disqualified for playing Sergei Fedorov at wing

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

fawning deference posted:

Your team is disqualified for playing Sergei Fedorov at wing

quote:

Of course, there’s also the problem of what position to put Fedorov at on the All-Star ballot. Take 1996: Fedorov finished sixth in the voting at center, his true position. He also finished fifth in voting at left wing. Oh, and he finished sixth in voting at right wing.

I thought of making him a center until I built up that ridiculous center depth. If a couple of Matthews/Lecavalier/Tavares/Kuzy go down, we've got Brayden Point on the farm. (Had I known we'd get extra extras, I'd have taken he and Stewart first, then put Dubi and Gerbe in the minors.)

(Could be worse. I considered putting Fedorov on the blue line as a gimmick ("He could've won the Norris if he wanted to play defense.").)

fawning deference
Jul 4, 2018

But Fedorov is the best center you have. I'd rather put Matthews on the wing. Fedorov is one of the quintessential all-around centers ever

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
in true hockey history, the French teams hate all the other French teams:

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 21:04 on May 12, 2020

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

T-Bone posted:

in true hockey history, the French teams hate all the other French teams:



How do the quebec nordiques not hate the Colorado Avalanche

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

stab posted:

How do the quebec nordiques not hate the Colorado Avalanche

You can only have three rivals, sadly.




Menno's post gave me the idea of using hockey cards for the profile pictures. I give you the Gretzky scale:



T-Bone fucked around with this message at 21:32 on May 12, 2020

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
Quebec Nordiques

Captain: Zdeno Chara
Alternates: Eric Lindros, Gary Roberts

And now we get to selecting our extra players.

When you pick an extra player, you need a guy who can contribute to the room even when he's not playing. That comes in many forms, from leadership, to getting them coffee. Considering that last one, we are pleased to select, from the Quebec Tim Hortons, employee Donald Brashear.



Matthew Barnaby will also serve as our alternate mascot and his theme will be our team's fight song, old-tyme Quebecois fiddler Joseph Allard's Gigue de Barnabe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HetYeCX2Dk



Defenseman Don Cherry will announce our last pick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7pJzfiNfNQ&t=67s

SUIT CASE SMITH!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Calgary Flames


2F: Sean Monahan, Matt Cullen
1D: Eric Brewer
1G: Malcolm Subban

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
code:
John LeClair(#17) - Mario Lemieux(#66) - Rick Middleton(#16)
Vincent Damphousse(#25) - Henrik Zetterberg(#40) - Vladimir Martinec(#10)
Thomas Steen(#26) - Joe Pavelski(#8) - Owen Nolan(#11)
Alex Burrows(#14) - Mike Richards(#18) - Bill Guerin(#12)
Patrick Sharp(#9) - Todd Marchant(#22)

Slava Fetisov(#2) - Chris Chelios(#24)
Pierre Pilote(#3) - Jaccob Slavin(#74)
Mike Ramsey(#5) - Robert Svehla(#67)
Stefan Persson(#7)

Curtis Joseph(#31)
Jiri Holecek(#1)

HC: Fred Shero
C: Lemieux
A: Chelios, Zetterberg

As for extras:
F: Patrik Sundstrom, Ulf Dahlen
D: Steve Chiasson
G: Guy Hebert

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



El Gallinero Gros posted:

1G: Malcolm Subban

Is this alternate universe Malcolm Subban where he is actually a good goalie?

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
A few more players as I move through the first round. Let me know if you have any requests.










e: the projections are always a bit odd, I wouldn't put too much stock into them

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 01:55 on May 13, 2020

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
F: #96 Tomas Holmstrom (2002-07), #33 Kris Draper (1998-2007)
D: #28 Jiri Fischer (whole career until heart explosion)
G: #35 James Russell "Elite" Howard III (2011-13)

AGM: Jim Devellano
Fwd. Coach: George Gwozdecky
Def. Coach: Enrico Blasi
Goalie Coach: Mitch Korn

Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 02:50 on May 13, 2020

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
as extras la will take:

first, for our third string goalie, since we never got around to picking a pre-67 guy la will take the guy the best goalie trophy is named after, Georges Vézina



for extra forwards, north star teammates and future hockey dads J.P. Parise & Dave Gagner




and i guess to round out the defense and to have at least one active player (besides carter i guess) Oscar Klefbom



presenting the final roster of the la kings, featuring captain wendel clark and assistants mellanby and numminen:

code:
Gerald Gallant   (71) - Jeff Carter     (77) - Brett Hull         (16)
Wendel Clark "C" (17) - Doug Weight     (39) - Theo Fleury        (14)
Mark Napier      (31) - Tony Hand       (99) - Rick Vaive         (22)
Dave Semenko     (27) - Laurie Boschman (12) - Scott Mellanby "A" (19)
Extras: 
Vladimir Krutov (9), Bob Bourne  (13)
J.P. Parise    (11), Dave Gagner (15)

Ron Greschner (4) - Teppo Numminen "A" (28)
Ken Daneyko   (3) - Dave Babyach       (44)
Dave Manson  (37) - Paul Shmyr          (6)
Extras:
Boris Mironov (2), Oscar Klefbom (7)

Ed Belfour     (20)
Gerry Cheevers (30)
Georges Vézina  (1)

Head Coach: Al Arbour
Forward Coach: Clare Drake
Defense Coach: Bengt-Åke Gustafsson
Goalie Coach: Sean Burke
Assistant GM: Bud Poile

fits fucked around with this message at 06:02 on May 13, 2020

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
la also submits a formal trade proposition to trade our consensus d pick (engblom) to boston for their consensus d pick (mironov)

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

fits posted:

la also submits a formal trade proposition to trade our consensus d pick (engblom) to boston for their consensus d pick (mironov)

trade approved

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
la has also finalized deals to add to our coaching staff Clare Drake (forwards), Bengt-Åke Gustafsson (defense), and Sean Burke (goalie), as well as hiring assistant general manager Bud Poile

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.
Laughing at Messier hitting 100 points with 240 PIM. Only 2 players have ever hit those totals -- Kevin Stevens and Rick Tocchet.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
The St Louis Blues are adding depth to their line up with the following selections


She championed the US Olympic team to a gold medal , and also won 2 silver medals. Also a Clarkson Cup champion.


Meghan Duggan





She is the winner of 4 , yes 4 Gold Medals in Women’s Ice Hockey, including the game winning goal in 2002. 2 time scoring champion for the original NWHL, as well as champion winner. Awarded MVP in the CWHL in its inaugural season , as well as champion in same season. Scored 69 points in 28 games.

Final career tally was 439 goals in 418 league games.

The St Louis Blues select (and probably should have selected earlier) Hockey Hall of Fame Member:

Jayna Hefford




Yeah, we are putting her on our main lineup.


For defense depth , the Blues add:

A Gold Medal Olympian , 8 time IIHF gold medal champion, winner of the Coarksok Cup and Isobel Cup.


Kacey Bellamy





A grit defenseman who’s career was cut short by an eye injury. He was plus 53 during the Flyers 73-74 cup winning season, and after his unfortunate passing the Flyers named their annual best Defensman award in his honor.


Barry Ashbee








St Louis Blues final lineup:

Coyne-Schofield (26) — Wickenweiser(22) — Pastrnak (88)
Oshie (77) — Poulin (29)— Knight (21)
A Kessel (28)— J Lamoureux (17) — P Kessel (81)
Ferraro (21) — C Granato (21) — Hefford (16)
Carson (2)
Schwartz (17)

Meghan Dugan (10)
Dineen (11)



Heaney (91) — Neidermayer (27)
Ruggiero (4) — Parayko/Anderson (55)
M Lamoureux (7) — Scott (28)
Bellamy (22) — Ashbee (4)


Szabados (1)
Tretiak (20)
Ayres (90)

Berube


Captain: Hickenweiser
Assistants: Poulin, Oshie


To go over: the theme of my team was men and women’s hockey being equal. I ended up with 14 women, 13 men. I do believe that women’s hockey is awesome and underrated , and that it is also hindered because they don’t get the resources and attention of men’s hockey. The next step forward for women’s hockey is a NHL all star game of mixed men’s and women’s team, which I do think will happen , and that is what I hope my team shows.

Most men’s players were chosen because they have some connection to women’s hockey :

-Pastrnak: not only did a national commercial with Coyne, but took a pay cut so they would be paid equally
-Oshie: went to Prom with Gigi Marvin
-P Kessel: brother of Amanda
-Ferraro: narrows Cammi Granato
-Schwartz: sister came back to play in college hockey after having cancer , then unfortunately passed. He wears 17 in her honor
-Dineen: coached women’s Team Canada to a gold medal
-Parayko: connected with a young girl who has a childhood illness, handed her the cup after winning it
-Scott: asked “what would your family think” when contemplating playing in an all star game while his wife was pregnant
-Ayres: his wife is great at Twitter



Anyway, there’s my team. Maybe I’ll add an assistant coach still , but overall it’s complete.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Golden seals:

C: Mats Sundin
A: Dave Andreychuk
A: Shea Weber

VOTE1
Aug 23, 2007

Duckman2008 posted:

To go over: the theme of my team was men and women’s hockey being equal. I ended up with 14 women, 13 men. I do believe that women’s hockey is awesome and underrated , and that it is also hindered because they don’t get the resources and attention of men’s hockey. The next step forward for women’s hockey is a NHL all star game of mixed men’s and women’s team, which I do think will happen , and that is what I hope my team shows.

Cool theme, good work.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
This is likely to take me some months, but I'll post updates of players here and there so you know I'm not dead or a coward.

Again, please note that the projections are...not entirely accurate.



























Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.
So you mean Eddie Shore doesn't have a shot at the season PIM record?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

T-Bone is a God among Goons.

Also, I'm sold. Fedorov is now the top line Center, Matthews goes to the wing.

Gaudreau-Fedorov-Matthews

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

Twin Cinema posted:

So you mean Eddie Shore doesn't have a shot at the season PIM record?

Here is Mr. Shore with 'Fighting Encouraged' in tactics and 'Aggressiveness' turned all the way up:

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Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

T-Bone posted:

Here is Mr. Shore with 'Fighting Encouraged' in tactics and 'Aggressiveness' turned all the way up:



A thing of beauty.

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