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It's definitely just a coincidence and nothing to do with writer difficulty that Mansplain is never in the same room as Magneto.
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Hoverman, who can fly up to 3 inches off the floor. It seems like it might be slightly useful for avoiding triggering pressure plates or something, but no, the full weight of Hoverman is still transferred to whatever is below him. It does come in handy when he can't quite reach something from a shelf though.
But also he's 5'4" tall.
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Mar 22, 2020 19:12
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He's the One Canny X-Man.
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Mar 22, 2020 21:27
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Mafneto is capable of doing the maf required to calculate the trajectory to jump from the moon to Earth, in his head, but nobody will listen to him because of his speech impediment.
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Mar 22, 2020 21:29
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Lidless: The power to leave open or remove lids from nearby bottles, tubes, containers, etc., and misplace those lids, and sometimes make random other lids appear that don't match any of the containers missing their lids. Also my gf.
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Mar 25, 2020 00:03
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Roo has many powers - can jump further than most people. Has a strong tail. Can stand on the tail while kicking with both feet. Also quite good at punching. Has a concealed pouch on her body. Not very good at following instructions though, and can't speak any human language.
Roo is not actually a mutant, just a regular kangaroo, but they keep her around because it would seem weird to reject her powers and keep Spyke.
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Mar 25, 2020 05:00
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Professor X is literally the lame X-Man.
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Mar 25, 2020 07:05
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The Man of a Thousand Faces knows the key combinations to produce a thousand different emoticons.
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Mar 25, 2020 21:01
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You know, Professor X was a man of X, who was lame in actuality due to his inability to walk.
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Mar 25, 2020 22:57
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Charles Xavier, with the power to happen to have a surname beginning with the same letter that was designated to the gene of mutantness.
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The lamest and simultaneously most useful X-Man is Butler, who manages all their tax returns and grocery shopping and dish washing and stuff while they're busy flying around punching things.
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