|
*sips beer while grilling some burgers + dogs* HEY BILL CALL UP TONY. TELL EM TO GRAB A 24 PACK OF SOMETHING ON THE WAY OVER ah gently caress grill is flaming up AGAIN.
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:05
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 23:27 |
|
|
I brought bison meat for bison burgers
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:07
|
|
|
I brought plates  
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:09
|
|
|
*coughs repeatedly*
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:10
|
|
|
Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I brought bison meat for bison burgers bro they grass fed? stuff is leggit AF
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:10
|
|
|
Chinatown posted:bro they grass fed? stuff is leggit AF Yea I brought the primo beef man
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:11
|
|
|
PinheadSlim posted:I brought plates O poo poo
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:11
|
|
|
Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Yea I brought the primo beef man *slaps on shades and throws you a crispy cold one*
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:13
|
|
|
Chinatown posted:*slaps on shades and throws you a crispy cold one* *grabs beer in mid air and reclines on uncomfortable folding chair in socks and sandals*
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:15
|
|
|
wheres big dumb dogs
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:17
|
|
|
*holds OP hostage by ranting about something really boring and uninteresting he doesn't care about while he's working at the grill and can't escape*
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:20
|
|
|
This is the police. You guys need to go home immediately. NO GATHERINGS AT ALL DAMMIT 
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:21
|
|
|
Bronze Fonz posted:This is the police. You guys need to go home immediately. You spilled our meat
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:23
|
|
|
Bronze Fonz posted:This is the police. You guys need to go home immediately. *picks up half drank bottle of beer* time for some good old fashioned rioting
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:24
|
|
|
*fire department shows up to extinguish out of control grease fire*
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:24
|
|
|
*pulls out gun with quivering hands* They... they spilled our meat...
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:26
|
|
|
Should I leave this sliding glass door open or closed?
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:27
|
|
|
FILL THE STREETS, GRILL THE MEATS!
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:27
|
|
|
*gives finger to shut down Arby's* Now WE have the meats!!!
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:29
|
|
|
Is this a black BBQ or a white BBQ? Important distinction here.
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:33
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI&t=6s
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:36
|
|
|
*drinks 15 beers before the chicken is even cooked* *pukes off the balcony*
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:44
|
|
|
*Listens politely while the uncle from Tassie I've never met drinks 4 beers and talks at me about NRL, a sport I'm unfamiliar with*
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:46
|
|
|
Goes all out on food, advises dude that insists on bringing preformed frozen burgers that there's like 10 pounds of skirt steak I marinaded 24 hours, but you do you Fires off a bottle rocket without warning
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2020 23:59
|
|
|
Chinatown posted:*picks up half drank bottle of beer* *knocks park bench over* *calls it a decent riot*
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:00
|
|
|
Everybody ITT is walking down the beach when we spot a family cooking out and throwing a frisbee in the surf on a beautiful sunday afternoon. We all recoil, draw our respective capes up over our faces and hiss.
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:00
|
|
|
*chokes down a room temperature, bone dry puck of well done meat with ice cold cheese on a day old bun* You grill a good burger!
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:12
|
|
|
Dinosaurs! posted:Should I leave this sliding glass door open or closed? *stumbles through screen, completely demolishing it. Instantly forget what just happened* What? What? I’m just trying to have a good time. No, YOU’re being inappropriate YOU should go home. Where did my drink go? ~6:30pm
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:22
|
|
|
*turns around to see what you're beeping at*
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:26
|
|
|
i will bring five gallons of noodle salad to go with the burgs
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:27
|
|
|
*looks warily at the wrinkled, burst open hot dogs*
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:28
|
|
|
hey, the news says no rimming it spreads the corona virus just a heads up everyone
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:31
|
|
|
Daikloktos posted:*turns around to see what you're beeping at* It's like the summer's a natural aphrodisiac.
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:39
|
|
|
*Coughs directly into my hand then sticks my hand into the bag of buns to make your hotdog*
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:53
|
|
|
SLICK GOKU BABY posted:*Coughs directly into my hand then sticks my hand into the bag of buns to make your hotdog* *Gets into a fight with this rear end in a top hat. Fight becomes a full on mass brawl as family members join in*
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:55
|
|
|
It’s too goddamned hot to cook outside. Let’s go to Taco Calente.
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:56
|
|
|
There room for bacon wrapped japapeenos on the grill? I wrapped em at home but didn't have any ice for the cooler. Should be fine though. Watch out for flameups! That bacon likes to drip!
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:57
|
|
|
*brings in two 24 packs of diet rite*
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 00:58
|
|
|
Mnoba posted:*brings in two 24 packs of diet rite* lets take turns drunkenly punching this guy
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 01:00
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 23:27 |
|
|
Mnoba posted:*brings in two 24 packs of diet rite* *drinks the beer that everyone else brought*
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2020 01:04
|
|
