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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION
CHU-CHUCKLEVISION




TheAardvark posted:

lol @ the overly hopeful thread sticky

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EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


"No, I don't think you understand me," you continue on in your hoarse voice, blood gurgling in the back of your throat.

"I am the gayest there was, the gayest there is, and the gayest there ever will be. I am the Alpha and the Omegay."

"Think of the gayest thing you know, then multiply that thing by one thousand. If you take the result of that and gently caress it in the rear end, you'd be close to half of how gay my left nipple is."

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kloa
Feb 14, 2007



Nooner posted:

pound your hog

Atma
Sep 16, 2002



College Slice

Nooner posted:

pound your hog



Randarkman posted:

pop off those pants



Sjs00 posted:

Go left



>

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo


Grimey Drawer

> Cover lower body with mud+slop in a rough approximation of pants

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016



>Eat food from trough.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


>violently cough and sneeze in trough as a way to "discipline" Babe in the future

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Keep on jammin'


Im Ready for DEATH posted:

>Eat food from trough.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.



Soiled Meat

Give Babe swine flu.

Eat Babe.

Cloner of the Elks
Jul 2, 2006




> put pants on Babe

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


> inventory

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner


>put pants back on

>Immediately defecate in pants

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007

VOTE
FOR
PEDRO


> check inventory to see if your 96 toilet rolls are okay. In this universe, they're currency now.

egon_beeblebrox
Feb 29, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



> Declare Bankruptcy

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007



Fun Shoe

Angelwolf posted:

> put pants on Babe

Give this pig pants please

kloa
Feb 14, 2007



Drone_Fragger posted:

> check inventory to see if your 96 toilet rolls are okay. In this universe, they're currency now.

promising carl
Sep 9, 2002



Fun Shoe

code:

> Enlarge Babe

finalellipsis
Mar 23, 2008

You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.


> clean Babe's room

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Fun Shoe

>remind babe about the last Babe, pictured on the wall, in a grim reminder of his eventual fate

Dear Watson
Jun 25, 2005



>post hog related thread on forums.somethingawful.com

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Toilet Rascal

look behind the picture of Babe for treasure, excavating if necessary

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!


Lipstick Apathy

Shout out to tier 3 subscribers

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

3rding pants on hog

>smear mud on face for poo poo-eating grin appearance.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit


Grimey Drawer

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

> Cover lower body with mud+slop in a rough approximation of pants

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013



I'm glad my knee jerk reaction post accumulated 2 empty quotes and an actual application to the thread. Can die satisfied now.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Keep on jammin'


> Wallow. Just a little.

finalellipsis
Mar 23, 2008

You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.


Arrhythmia posted:

> Wallow. Just a little.

BurningCourage
Mar 13, 2007


>Saddle and ride Babe

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011



Arrhythmia posted:

> Wallow. Just a little.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


>construct an altar to the god of swine, for tax purposes

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.



>examine collection of backup guns stashed in the trough

corgski
Feb 6, 2007



> make gun using toilet paper

Tiger Crazy
Sep 25, 2006

If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!


>Dig a pit.

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


>check behind pig painting for hidden safe you may have forgotten about

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Shut up and die like an aviator.

>enlarge Seth

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION
CHU-CHUCKLEVISION




> post dimetrodon

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic



> put pants back on

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






100 HOGS AGREE posted:

> Cover lower body with mud+slop in a rough approximation of pants

Arrhythmia posted:

> Wallow. Just a little.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


100 HOGS AGREE posted:

> Cover lower body with mud+slop in a rough approximation of pants


Arrhythmia posted:

> Wallow. Just a little.

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bomb
Nov 3, 2005





Roll around in the filth

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