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Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Holy poo poo Atma’s back!!


> Have Babe eat the corpses while sharing the fact “a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
> Get em Babe!

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Applewhite posted:

>Cut a hole in the back of your pig's pants so it can poo poo.

:hmmyes:

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
We completed phase 1 by cutting a hole in Babe’s pants. Now for phase 2.

> Turn Babe around and spook her into taking a massive poo poo when Lenny opens the door. Shank him with the femurs while he’s recoiling in horror

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

:perfect:

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

beanieson posted:

> tell Carl “ good news, we’re pregnant!” and then remove child from inventory

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
> Ride your murder wagon to Washington to fight the ones responsible for the quarantine.

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
> Go up to the first skull and say “sup man, I haven’t seen you since 1993”

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
> Ask Baba Yaga to transform Babe into a bitter divorced man with a bad spine who runs a dead gay comedy forum.

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Since we’re in the rugged lands of the Shaolin

> Summon Wu-Tang Clan

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> “Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh :black101:

Add:

> “Babe, I know you are in there. I know I’ve made some mistakes. I never fed you enough corpses, I let my daughter and the object of my sexual awakening drive out of my life, and I forgot to pickup a Wu-Tang Summoning Medallion at Costo...but despite all this, you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Sweet! We unlocked the “I have no mouth and I must scream ending.”

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Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Atma posted:

Nope. None of those type of people.


Also, for those looking to contribute, just support the SA forums by buying avatars or gang tags or whatever that stuff is above.

Lowtax needs the money is dying etc. I dunno I just assume he's dying? Something about a neck.

Anyway, that would be a good place to send support. These things can't be done without GBS. Well, they can... but they wouldn't be as funny.

Dr. Fauci?

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