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I don't have any super interesting stories myself, I sleepwalked a few times as a kid. Now I just snore. My boyfriend screams randomly sometimes in his sleep so we can't really sleep in the same bed. It's not even like screaming words it's just like high pitched yelps. But anyway what do you do in your sleep?
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One time I read a Stephen King book about sleepwalking when I was like 16, went to bed, had a dream there was a bomb about to go off, and apparently sprinted out of the house buck naked and stood outside for a few minutes before coming back to bed
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Mar 29, 2020 15:11
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mostly just piss
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Mar 29, 2020 15:13
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I punched the gently caress out of my boyfriend once in my sleep. I was having a nightmare of someone fighting me and holding me down and i woke up fighting back and realized i had literally punched him with all my strength. LOL
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Mar 29, 2020 16:13
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I once bit an ex boyfriend because I was having nightmares
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Mar 29, 2020 16:16
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years ago i sat up, screamed, and did a few chest compressions on my ex at the time. i dont remember any of it
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Mar 29, 2020 16:17
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AEMINAL posted:I once bit an ex boyfriend because I was having nightmares Did he turn into a vampire after?
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Mar 29, 2020 16:18
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slept
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Mar 29, 2020 16:24
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Dell_Zincht posted:slept oh good one. next tell us things you've done while eating!
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Mar 29, 2020 16:29
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My Shoes posted:oh good one. next tell us things you've done while eating! swallowed
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Mar 29, 2020 16:43
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Dell_Zincht posted:swallowed har dee har har :P
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Mar 29, 2020 16:46
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got a boner
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Mar 29, 2020 16:50
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Last night my wife was scratching her head real hard and woke me up. It turned out she was doing that in her sleep while having a weird dream. Go figure... hopefully I am not in danger. Edit: I thought I was safe, and then I saw this... gently caress. Now I am having second thoughts. AEMINAL posted:I once bit an ex boyfriend because I was having nightmares jerk irl fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Mar 29, 2020 |
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Mar 29, 2020 17:21
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I was having a really nice sex dream about being ridden cowgirl and woke up right as I was dreaming about smacking her rear end and slapped the poo poo out of my balls for real
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Mar 29, 2020 17:34
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I apparently ran out of bed really abruptly, and desperately tried to unplug anything electronic from the wall sockets. It freaked out my college roommate at the time
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Mar 29, 2020 18:43
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I always go to bed with one of those eye masks things on, and wake up to find it across the room. I lost it about a week ago and havent found it since
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Mar 29, 2020 18:56
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I don't know how but I somehow threw my back out in my sleep last night and simply standing up is now agony inducing. I'm not a fan OP.
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Mar 29, 2020 19:11
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like, an impressive amount of piss. you would be impressed.
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Mar 29, 2020 19:17
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I went on a school trip and shared a room with 3 other girls. In the middle of the night I got into a wardrobe and then woke everyone up by screaming and punching my way out of a wardrobe whilst asleep. It sounds pretty cool. I’d like to have seen that.
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Mar 29, 2020 19:19
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Pop hella boners
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Mar 29, 2020 19:23
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I had a dream there was an intruder in the house and I could hear strange sounds coming from the bathroom. I crept up the stairs and entered the dimly lit bathroom, the moon shining bright outside. There was a shadow behind the shower curtain making grunting noises. I braced myself and held my breath, standing next to the tub, gripping the end of the shower curtain. I suddenly yanked the curtain open to see what was behind, and it was a loving gigantic pig (seriously). Our eyes locked and I immediately woke up screaming as loud as my body would let me. And that's my night terror story.
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Mar 29, 2020 19:52
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When I was a kid I had the kind of night terrors where you're awake but still dreaming. It's really weird. One time there was a giant face on my bedroom wall talking to me. I jumped out of bed and ran past the face and into my parents bedroom yelling about a ghost. Obviously there was nothing there when we went back and turned the light on but I didn't sleep in my bedroom for a week after that.
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Mar 29, 2020 20:03
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poo poo the bed Also piss
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Mar 29, 2020 20:04
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I spoke to myself a bunch of times apparently 
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Mar 29, 2020 21:41
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I was about 14, taking martial art lessons regularly... Near my bed was a chest of drawers with pointed handles that looked something like: <========> ____||____||____ I was dreaming I was in a fight and I kicked my leg out and hit one of the the dresser handles and tore a huge hole in my foot as I recoiled back and apparently went back to sleep?? I woke up in the morning with my bed pooled in blood around my foot and a huge hole that was thankfully clotting and feeling fairly lightheaded. Some of the foot meat was on the dresser handle.... X_X
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Mar 30, 2020 01:45
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i've had four grand mal seizures while i was asleep
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Mar 30, 2020 01:53
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vivid dreams that make me question the validity of waking consciousness but nightmares that make me thankful for it as well
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Mar 30, 2020 02:00
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I farted so loud I woke myself up.
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Mar 30, 2020 02:52
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Slept
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Mar 30, 2020 02:52
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Shoved my sleeping bf out of bed and onto the floor. He asked me what the hell I was doing and I yelled at him for farting too much. He whined back "it was you, it was yooouuu". Not only did I gas the poor fucker I threw him out of bed after keeping him up half the night with my horrible farts. I'm a monster.
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Mar 30, 2020 03:44
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I fell asleep watching like SVU or something once and they were grilling a dude about why he murdered someone and I shot up and shouted I DIDN'T MURDER ANYBODY Obligatory sleep fart recorder tweets https://twitter.com/fin_costick/status/1182333947361005568?s=19 https://twitter.com/GrabMyKees/status/1183911432854876171?s=19 https://twitter.com/AuntiePegg/status/1184013992488001537?s=09
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Mar 30, 2020 03:53
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Oh my god that last one. She kept farting herself awake.
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Mar 30, 2020 04:09
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These people must have the most dogshit eating habits
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Mar 30, 2020 04:13
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Fuckin lol at the fart recorders. Dear God that last one is grotesque I've gotten up and opened the window in my sleep if I get too hot at night. Pretty weird to wake up and there's a cold rear end breeze running through the room
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Mar 30, 2020 04:16
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My Shoes posted:I punched the gently caress out of my boyfriend once in my sleep. I was having a nightmare of someone fighting me and holding me down and i woke up fighting back and realized i had literally punched him with all my strength. LOL Similar here. I'm notorious for talking in my sleep. I had apparently told my ex to stop pulling aggro, pulled the pillow out from under her head, and punched her in the jaw.
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Mar 30, 2020 04:30
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Watched a chemical plant explode down the road -- ooed and ahhed at the flames and everything -- don't remember a bit of it.
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