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day 19 of shelter-in-place, eating a nestle rabbit as i turn the light of the oven on so that i can view my ribs cooking thru the pane, my jeans chafe my waist as i bend over: "hmm why ar e these so tight?.. ???..??????? mods??"
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corona here does not refer to the virus, i type as i pen my morning chapter of my new e-book, but the crown like shape my stomach takes as you look at the silhouette of it overmy legts
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Mar 29, 2020 20:11
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in an effort to 5S my gaming workspace, i have labeled different sections of my stomach for where each of my gaming tools(mouse, controller, keyboard) should go in order to maximize my gaming efficiency in this trying time
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Mar 29, 2020 20:13
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i'm not talking about the virus im talking about my new diet lmao
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Mar 29, 2020 20:29
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- Korean Boomhauer
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switched all of my posts and jokes to kanban and both bins are trash bins
 
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Mar 29, 2020 20:43
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ilean into the side my chair until it falls over and i am on the floor, slowly, i begin patting my hands against the ground until i am like violet beauregard rolling myself towards the kitchen
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Mar 29, 2020 20:50
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FALSE SLACK
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I didn't know I could pinch my belly with my own belly til I leaned forward in my gaming chair
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Mar 29, 2020 21:33
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FALSE SLACK
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True story
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Mar 29, 2020 21:33
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I was like, "ow!".
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Mar 29, 2020 21:34
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FALSE SLACK
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meticulously adding the calorie content of ebery can of beans to xcel spreadsheet, gonna min/max the h*ck outta this
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Mar 29, 2020 21:36
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FALSE SLACK
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Did an speed run today, ate 3 wks. Worth of food. Going back to store for a pallet o ranch style beins
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Mar 29, 2020 21:38
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pouring ranch over my clenched fist in an attempt to do the Hidden Valley Punch but i stead get hungry and start gnawing at my knuckle
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Mar 29, 2020 21:57
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meticulously adding the calorie content of ebery can of beans to xcel spreadsheet, gonna min/max the h*ck outta this
i just enter 3000 on the fitbit every day it's easier this way
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Mar 29, 2020 22:33
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i just enter 3000 on the fitbit every day it's easier this way
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Mar 29, 2020 23:15
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- Dead Hippie Ghost
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tears for queers
afk -> you know me
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i got 6 boxes of fruit snacks. need your vitamin c
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Mar 30, 2020 00:14
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I’m practicing low-cal distancing
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Mar 30, 2020 00:24
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- google THIS
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Don't worry, I work out several times a day, for at least 20 seconds.
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Apr 1, 2020 04:17
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- google THIS
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I skipped leg day but you'd better believe my legs won't be touching my face any time soon.
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Apr 1, 2020 04:17
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Limiting the number of times I get off the toilet to limit my toilet paper usage. TV dinner tray helps with this.
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Apr 1, 2020 05:33
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Apr 26, 2024 20:30
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Drinking a bottle or two of Mexican lager for every meal.
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Mar 29, 2020 20:10
<3 
<3 Vanisher 
