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from my neighbor in the neighboring house. Their yard is right under my balcony. Recently the parents started yelling at me for cranking up the tunes and ripping on a fat blunt (legal in my state) outside while the kids were out there playing. Just like, really harshing my mellow, you know? So I've ordered a long bow in order to defend my rights. I have a pretty decent stash and a lot of snack so I'm pretty much ready for a siege if it comes down to that. Thinking I maybe should also invest in a small catapult as well though.
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Try skirmishing with water balloons first. Play your cards right and you might sway the kids to your side with a good shot on angry mom.
Sorry but this is not period
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longbows require years of training and are p dumb anyway. get a crossbow instead
The gently caress, bro? You tryin' to say I miss arm day???
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