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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Is it cheating to link charlie kirk?

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Lets play: What are the replies on any old random tweet from Rep. Ilhan Omar!

When you can't even write your own joke so you borrow one from that one liberal facebook #resister aunt:


:eyeroll:

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Mak0rz posted:

Purple stripe in right picket means you like to be escorted out of mall food courts

Look it was the ONE TIME and that bitch Durlene thinking she can just talk to muh man like that is the one what started it!

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Selfcare is not reading the replies to this.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Do Amazon reviews count?


Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Tanner is the entitled, rear end in a top hat white dude name i associate with the kind of dickhead to throw a fit at a burger king counter about "the un-loving-believable SERVICE here!"

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Arivia posted:

Look you might be right but we can’t take one of the like seven names trans men have away from them, that would be cruel

How about Blake? Every last Blake ive ever met was a completely entitled rear end in a top hat.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Were there any stupid conspiracy theories back when 4G was beginning to roll out?

Im betting theres been conspiracy theories for every technological advancement. We just hear about these the loudest because of the internet. I vaguely recall hearing disdainful words about beepers and then cel phones as a kid from That uncle.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Henchman of Santa posted:

Cell phones were supposed to destroy our brains with microwaves.

Yeah. Just more unfulfilled dystopian promises :(

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Conspiracies about Gutenberg's press, handwritten in uncial letterforms on vellum.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




The Karen meme is pretty specific in the kind of woman it boils down to an unpleasant stereotype to name and dismiss. Just like attempting to name the male equivalent is pretty specific to whomst it targets.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Former baker here too.
Lmao if you've never made some jank rear end lookin bread, called it "hearty" or "rustic" and either sold it at a premium, or let your friends/family tell you how great and authentic it is.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Huntersoninski posted:

It's the fact that, culturally, it's way easier for folks to make female stereotypes like these into long lived memes than male ones.

Napolean, Judas, Pilate, etc. say: "Sup?"

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Huntersoninski posted:

What's interesting is those are all real people (I mean Judas maybe not but still). Real men who do real notable things have their names used like that all the time, you're right. But like there was no original Becky who was such a notorious rear end in a top hat that her legend spread across the world and is written in history books. I'd say that's a different kind of slang than the one that Twitter poll is about. But I wasn't specific, you're right.

Mary Magdalene

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I saw #confederate trending on twitter, and found that some fringe republican group blocked the streets of the capital in Lansing with their cars/trucks. They're of course protesting the "tyranny" of the stay home stay safe order, with a lot of them waving confederate flags with their MAGA banners.
Oh and their bullshit parade blocked an ambulance from getting to the only level1 trauma hospital in the area :thumbsup:

https://twitter.com/MikenzieFrost/status/1250449168906301446?s=20

I remember someone here explaining the historical context of "molon labe" and how it i think was making fun of a group of warhawks? Does anyone know that info offhand? Googling Molon labe original meaning gets you some sites that i hope the FBI keeps tabs on.

Queen-Of-Hearts has a new favorite as of 21:44 on Apr 15, 2020

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Both those responses are essentially what i remember reading from some history goon ages ago. Thanks!

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




So if the person in that ambulance died as a result of being delayed by the fuckstick parade, they can all be charged with negligent manslaughter or something, yeah?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




AlbieQuirky posted:

I had not thought about how a summer without state fairs and beach festivals was going to affect these classic rock bands :smith:

On the bright side, maybe Slayer will finally gently caress off forever

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





That's rich, coming from a group that generally has "opinions" on black and Jewish people.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




T-man posted:

Your constant rolling meltdown over me is a source of both joy and amusement. Thank you.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

How was that worth 24 hours?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Byzantine posted:

Ah, Bulgarians.

More like oldaltless

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Was it this thread talking about someones mom who went all jesus crazy one day and threw out his magic cards and stuff? I'm completely blanking on where that conversation went. I'm sorry this probably makes me the idiot of social media

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





THANK you.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Silk's smoothness is graded on how sharky-smooth it is.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Henchman of Santa posted:

It's time for women who miscarried early to be taken down a peg.

I think i had a more visceral reaction to this than most content in this thread.

modedit to remove quoted tweet

Somebody has a new favorite as of 03:27 on May 11, 2020

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Guilty posted:

You'd think he'd at least try to make it funny or extremely wild. He starts with a good premise. But it's just boring as gently caress to read

She.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"






I choose to believe the Oppression Olympics has ben shapiro, charlie kirk, and that lady that handcuffed herself (to one of two doors) at twitter HQ, on the podium.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Maybe spoiler that?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I didn't think Kylo Ren was modeled on anything specific beyond: rich, entitled, white male that convinced himself he's a victim and would probably shoot up a school/mall/whatever symbol of imagined slight against him.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Len posted:

She also posted this on the Facebook



All these motherfucker wanna live out some dipshit cowboy gunslinger vibe and not a one of them carries a Colt Peacemaker. It's always some ugly black plastic thing.
Poser rear end binches.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Kaiju Cage Match posted:

I ordered a Ravenclaw face mask from Etsy and the day it arrived (June 9th) J.K. Rowling proceeded to shoot herself in the foot repeatedly. Sorry guys. :smith:

She's been at it for years.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Fister Roboto posted:

♪shut your loving face, uncle cucker♫

Mods? We got a thread title here.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




The real iosm is the sneeze debates we had along the way.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I'm pretty sure I'm agreeing with ben shapiro AV on this and y'all are hosed up for making that happen.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1295876814926155776?s=20

Someone on twitter said that tweet looks like a Marilyn Manson album cover and they aint wrong.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Yeah or she could just be proud that she maybe gets a mention in the story of someone finding a higher understanding of happiness and contentment.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Do they still have their tighty whiteys in a wad over Brie Larson?

Last i checked their parents/grandparents are still mad about "Hanoi Jane," so i doubt they'll ever un-clench about comic book lady. It's genetic.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




sugar mouse posted:

It gets worse.


He's a 4channer

This thread never fails to deliver.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




That's not ramen, that's a crime scene.

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





No no, you #wifeME.

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