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christmas boots posted:I’m just saying, if the human genitalia was capable of sucking up and storing liters of liquid on the reg, humanity would never have invented buckets. I would think that butts are easier to use for the purposes of water bucketing, probably even less hygienic though there wolf posted:Hard to say. The common wisdom is that water does not enter the vagina when submerged in baths, swimming, etc. but there are a few papers that found women who did experience vaginal entrapment of water after bathing. So is it a common thing that goes unreported because it's not a big deal, or an uncommon thing that goes unreported because it's rare? the exception to this is is you're putting anything up in you while submerged, then water will come, too. Yeah this seems reasonable! My understanding that it's no big deal, but the whole thing sounds much more weird/gross than it is when filtered through Katie Hopkins Also, Katie Hopkins bath water
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Jun 20, 2020 19:42
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I'm genuinely worried that the gun could've been loaded. If it was, she was within a very uncomfortable distance of straight-up murdering somebody by accident
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Jun 29, 2020 22:09
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Captain Monkey posted:Click through, it’s a wild ride. Couldn't read for more than a couple of paragraphs, this reads 100% like psychosis. Seen people going though things like this irl, unfortunately - it's kinda triggering almost 
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Sep 15, 2020 13:05
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Mega Comrade posted:When I see Americans talk about British food they bring up stuff like jellied eels, a dish which I don't know a single person who's even seen it let alone tried it. I like jellied eels  wouldn't say they are that obscure, at least in London - you can get them in any pie & mash shop
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Oct 17, 2020 11:59
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how dare you even compare this dickhead to johnny fiveaces 
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Mar 10, 2021 00:32
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RoastBeef posted:Context: lmao
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Mar 24, 2021 17:49
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Punkin Spunkin posted:https://twitter.com/gamesl10n/status/1375004400817688584 how would one call a "tankie in reverse"? like is there a catchy term for a gung ho neo-conservative (or just a super pro-american neo-liberal) who's all about exporting that democracy and free markets, by force if necessary? Oh yeah, and who's all about US/western world foreign policy apologia?
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Mar 25, 2021 21:49
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Panfilo posted:The only thing it had in common with bean dad was making their kid the center of ridicule on the internet. No matter how reasonable the lesson learned the iffy thing to me us broadcasting this to the world where it's going to get retweeted as nauseum and inevitably end up as some out of context right wing meme. i mean i don't have kids, but when/if i do, i would definitely refrain from dunking on them online. it just feels like an unkind thing to do, and seems like breeding grounds for serious trust issues further down the line to boot. i'd hate to be one of these doofuses' kid tbh
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Jun 15, 2021 20:08
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rodbeard posted:It was a game. It was meant to be fun. Quit being weird about it. no no no, everything, literally every piece of media created in USSR or ex-USSR or even the wider ex-Eastern bloc has some sinister purpose behind it or was intended a brainwashing tool or at least has some meta-commentary on futility of life or whatever going on. no fun and games allowed, people from the Eastern bloc are incapable of fun and games, don't you know lol
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Jun 19, 2021 09:58
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Ugly In The Morning posted:It’s a flavor of yeah this poo poo is like double plus hosed up compared to mere beauty pageants  it's fuckin weird and exploitative on a completely different levelthis whole "business as lifestyle" cult-like thing is already weird and gross and exploitative to begin with. it's like "what if capitalism was a religion" basically
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Jun 20, 2021 20:28
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Pththya-lyi posted:https://twitter.com/nickschadegg/status/1406545557259128834?s=20 are these people... actual Cum Warriors? do they imagine themselves wandering the post-apocalyptic cumless wastelands of the post-vaccine world, bestowing their gifts - their White Gold - upon the needy or something
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Jun 21, 2021 22:54
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goblin week posted:
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Jun 23, 2021 16:29
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Bismuth posted:Its not just that pic, its that style this whole "quirky corporate vector flat art" thing's been around for a while now, and it's incredibly annoying (bordering on horrifying). at least to my taste lol
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Jun 26, 2021 12:13
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its like a bunch of slendermen but all positive and bubbly and cutesy
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Jun 26, 2021 12:19
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Such Fun posted:That’s all real loving stupid poo poo,but you have to be in excellent shape to do that real loving stupid poo poo. galloping on all fours is actually quite easy once you get the hang of it. well, uh, the "technique" is easy - the process itself is physically-demanding and kinda hard to do for any extent of time if you're not in good shape. it's pretty good exercise, actually
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Jun 27, 2021 22:27
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Such Fun posted:When you really flex your biceps as hard as possible, you’ll get a little tremor. ben shapiro defender has logged on tbh nobody's as good at dunking on ben shapiro as ben shapiro
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Jun 28, 2021 20:12
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i particularly like the "ben" label- wait. oh no. is he... becoming self-aware?
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Jul 9, 2021 21:14
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Mak0rz posted:
uhh this is kinda pathetic, and not even in like an amusing way
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Jul 10, 2021 16:18
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Bismuth posted:The right answer isnt even on there i mean, the one with the most votes is probably the, uh, rightest answer of the present ones
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Jul 23, 2021 23:53
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Bugsy posted:Looks like it is real it's one of those things where you'd really hope it's fake poor guy
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Jul 27, 2021 00:05
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fwiw and iirc, DIsco Elysium's setting was created and developed over a long series of DnD campaigns
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Sep 3, 2021 08:34
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i presume jay-z's number one advice to this guy would be "don't refuse $500K someone's apparently just randomly giving to you, you donut, you absolute loving donkey" number two advice presumably being "be really good at music, get a lucky break and don't gently caress it up"
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Sep 5, 2021 01:00
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I have never seen someone who talks about “side hustles” not be tremendously off base about money. I know someone who talks about his “side hustle” detailing cars who doesn’t seem to understand that gross revenue =/= profit. He’s barely breaking even but thinks he’s making bank. i once accidentally made about $300 or so off of like $20 worth of Dogecoins i bought as a joke and forgot about does that make me a Side Hustler
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OwlFancier posted:If you value "the grind" more than the actual money then 1. you are not good at capitalism and 2. this is just a cope because you aren't making any actual money.  i recall reading somewhere that most real-life CEOs usually do no more than 25-30 hours of actual work per week. which makes sense, and kinda makes me think that the entire "grind culture" is essentially an elaborate collective self-delusion at best and a huge cult-like decentralised pyramid scheme at worst
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RoboRodent posted:I'm not sure it's self-delusion. I think it's just not often spoken aloud. oh yeah, the rat race mentality is definitely a huge part of this whole thing. a lot of it boils down to "you're a Loser if you earn other people's money for them, but! if you just grind harder than everyone else, you will Win at Life and will have a bunch of Losers earn your money for you" the element of self-delusion comes in two flavours, i suppose. the first flavour being the conviction that this particular grinder has got what it takes to out-grind everyone else and reach the top of the pyramid; the second flavour being that the entire rat-race premise is incredibly flawed and only succeeds at wearing people down at best and making them engage in competitive ratfuckery at worst in vain attempts to rise above all the other Losers and, of course, there's the part where this whole entire "grind mindset" has got nothing to do with how amassing and generating wealth actually works under capitalism nurmie has a new favorite as of 04:13 on Sep 5, 2021 |
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jesus loving christ
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Sep 5, 2021 04:27
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i used to work with a guy who believed something along these lines, and would not let his wife eat spicy food
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Sep 6, 2021 01:28
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AlbieQuirky posted:I mean, the Black ancestry of Pushkin and Dumas, among others, really was commonly erased until fairly recently. Uhh, not to be all "well, akshually", but Pushkin's great-grandfather being black is a pretty well-known fact - at least i recall learning about it in middle school (though nb that was in post-soviet eastern europe, dk if its the same in other places). His great-grandfather is a pretty significant historical figure in his own right, really
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Read After Burning posted:
i'm pretty sure it's partially based on some real or at least plausible-looking stats, but the way it low-key hides some outrageous poo poo among them is  lmao
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Oct 15, 2021 01:58
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This is the main way my partner remembers which one is BTK; he doesn't have a lot of interest in true crime, but he used to work with computers so that bit of stupidity really stuck with him.
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grittyreboot posted:Another case of social media being the idiot https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/1453113563300737030?t=pi-wmCCX6oAvMJKAQkA5fQ&s=19 nevermind filming this or starring in this, recording the music, recording the vocal performances - someone had to write this i weep for their soul
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Oct 27, 2021 11:38
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:My parents were always rifling through my poo poo, so I had to become a master at hiding stuff. This leads to the one time I saw a cop being cool. you crossed paths with the rarest cryptid of them all - the Good Cop, probably the last of its kind. it truly was a miracle
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Oct 31, 2021 00:36
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OwlFancier posted:That's the thing, they aren't buying legal ownership of the thing, though some of them might think so, what they are buying is recogntion of ownership of the thing among other cryptobros, which is what they really care about. this is something that boggles my mind, honestly like, i don't think there's a single court or rights management organisation or whatever on the planet that recognizes NFTs as, well, anything, really. it's especially noticeable when tech bros try to disrupt an industry with a long history of trying to secure rights to intellectual property-like stuff (like music industry, for example). they come in waving their blockchains around, only to crash headfirst into an impenetrable wall of rules, rights, regulations and laws, with predictable results
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PetraCore posted:Now, to be fair, weird chuds probably wouldn't like Sesame Street much anyway since it promotes such value as 'respecting and befriending people who are different from you' and 'having curiosity for the world around you'. eh, chuds are very good at not really understanding the media they consume, so there's probably a fair few of them who used to watch Sesame Street/watch it with their children and all of this stuff just flies right over their heads see also chuds unironically enjoying RATM and thinking that the Aliens franchise is entirely non-political
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Nov 7, 2021 05:36
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Coolness Averted posted:Idiots on Social Media: gently caress off @elmo you dumb bitch
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Mega Comrade posted:He's got 2 of the 3 back. He's literally been buying them back from the people who stole them. by the power vested in me by ctrl-c / ctrl-v i hereby proclaim all NFT-protected jpegs to be free. go forth, jpegs, be fruitful and multiply
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Is there an actual backstory behind the ape or is it just one drawing of an ape with randomized colours and clothes? to quote the Bored Ape Yacht Club website: stupid bullshit posted:Each Bored Ape is unique and programmatically generated from over 170 possible traits, including expression, headwear, clothing, and more. All apes are dope, but some are rarer than others. it's basically mediocre character creator spewing out randomized characters, with each character apparently also being like an admission into a super cool club for i cannot help but admire the grift, tbh (now if only it wasn't costing like 1/100 of the Amazon rainforest per ape emissions-wise)
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Nov 7, 2021 16:53
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some tasteful breakbeat to m-m-m-m-m-onster kill-il-il your friends at a lan party to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViGSHVGpjkw
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new friend from school posted:This is doubly hilarious considering the Tetris theme is just a MIDI version of this old Russian folk hit: "Korobeiniki" is a pretty old Russian folk song (as in, an actual folk song, with no definite author). the version in this particular video is not that great lol personally, i've always liked this inexplicably epic rendition by the Red Army Choir: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umEDct4BoGc
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i thought "gullible" meant "something can be turned into a gull"
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